ambitiously phenomenal

It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.

[nevillles]

*sorry if your fave isn’t on here!

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[stayingwoke]

Today in, “You Fucked with the wrong judge” News.

Judge removes 2 people, calls them clowns during local woman’s sentencing for deadly DUI crash.

That “Try It” was everything.

[nope]

“Not in courtroom 502.” I was shook honestly

[gunzonyatmblr]

TRYYYYYYYYYY IT

[tastefullyoffensive]

No. (via Zedtown)

[notkatniss]

[meanplastic]

[plannedparenthood]

Today is International Women’s Day, and Planned Parenthood is proud to celebrate all women who embody the spirit of resistance, leadership, and strength. Reblog and tag a woman who refuses to be ashamed of who she is — and who you can’t go a day without. 

[glassbonespaperskin]

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[terror-billie]

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

[washington-acp]

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

[alwayswillgraham]

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[its-kks-world]

I want to make designs out of these.

[sunderlorn]

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

[tentaclabia-deactivated20190608]

NICE

[yroxis-original]

Personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

[whospilledthebongwater]

No post has ever described my life as accurately as this one

[a-night-in-wonderland]

Photos Of Parents And Kids At The Same Age

[lunaomsol]

This is insanely beautiful

[yizere]

[denzelle]

for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in some dirt and they grow into MORE TOMATOES 😱” which like… yea… that IS how plants work but i don’t know if it’s a life hack

[denzelle]

THIS #LIFEHACK IS TOO POWERFUL YOU WILL LITERALLY GET AN ENDLESS SUPPLY

[motorizedmycologist]

grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening

[overblush]

white women literally dont make sense

[lolokittten-deactivated20170404]

Okay usually I just brush these things off because it’s not worth my time. So please tell me the meaning behind this.

[overblush]

i mean for starters u jus said its not worth ur time but u tryna initiate a discussion so does that makes sense to u? bc to me it dont

[thehellofitall-deactivated20210]

[coolguyhat]

American school system

[writing-prompt-s]

The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The “Quit Smoking” ads get personal.

[yaboileonidas]

You walk into Times Square. A giant billboard lights up reading,

“THE HOT BARISTA YOU FACEBOOK STALKED DOESN’T LIKE SMOKERS.”

You walk back into the subway and go home.

[pr1nceshawn]

[nancy-elsner-archive-deactivate]

Americans please explain why your schools are so wild

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

The poop one killed me