I like things. I draw shit.

 

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

every second aziraphael goodomens is onscreen with the other angels he just radiates “uncomfortable gay cousin at the family reunion” vibes. like at no point during the show is he literally listening to his uncle talk about sports and trying not to give away that he doesn’t know either of the teams he’s talking about but spiritually, spiritually that’s exactly where he’s at. 

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

conversely crowley also has gay cousin vibes around the other demons but in his case, it’s like “yes i am gay and also cooler and better than all of you” vibes. like “FINE i’ll show up but it’ll be late and with iced coffee and also i’ll sit at the kids table and tell them about witchcraft” vibes.

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him “hey you blew your secret” and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guy’s parents

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson: you’ve got everything you need for the week? Books? Computer? Spray paint? Web fluid? Shoes?

Miles: wait what was that middle thing

Jefferson: spray paint! I support my son’s artistic endeavors

[drmariusvonraum]

AISBSKSHISGSIWHEJFSHSJHDHSUEHSKSHWKA

[galahadwilder]

Rio: okay but is he seeing that ballerina spider-girl or not? He seems very fond of her

Jefferson: well he’s very insistent that she’s Spider-Woman but honestly he always seems to want to act professional when he’s in the mask so I can’t tell

Rio: you could ask him

Jefferson: honey we need to let him have his privacy he doesn’t want us to know

LATER

Rio: I wonder if the new Spider-Man has a girlfriend he seems like he’d be very nice

Miles, sweating: mom are you trying to set me up with Spider-Man

[theroguefeminist]

UPDATES ON AMAZON PRIME STRIKE AND PRIME DAY!

The basics:

Thousands of workers in Spain, Germany and the US have been striking leading up to and on Prime Day, Amazon’s biggest sale, calling for better working conditions, pay and health benefits.

Nearly 1,800 Amazon workers (96% of the workers at the San Fernando warehouse) in Spain went on strike Monday during Prime Day, the company’s biggest sales day of the year

Thousands more Amazon employees in Germany are expected to walk off the job Tuesday, the second day of the sale in six warehouses.

 Amazon’s website and mobile app crashed for about 45 minutes, due to a computer glitch – the most widespread to date, costing Amazon millions of dollars

In the US, advocacy groups are planning several consumer rallies outside Amazon-owned Whole Foods Market locations to protest the sale of Nazi, Confederate and white nationalist merchandise through Amazon’s marketplace of third-party sellers. 

Amazon is still expected to profit more this year than last year. Let’s hope we can keep spreading the word about the boycott and prove them wrong. Spain’s strike is supposed to last through the 18th, so keep boycotting

[stele3]

Poland’s strike is also ongoing. Don’t cross the picket line.

[diasporapoet-deactivated2020010]

[thefakerachelray]

Thinking about how this is gonna be significantly less funny here in a few arcs...

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[official-spiderman-noir]

My dad’s name is Kermit so he thinks it’s funny to post things like this

[official-spiderman-noir]

There he is, the frog man

[official-spiderman-noir]

Yall aren’t reblogging the version of this with Kermit dressed as Snow White and my little brother pointing a toy gun at him and this upsets me

[dannyvantass]

looks like your little brother was about to kermit a crime

[sadlesbeandisaster]

DID THE SIMS REALLY INCLUDE MY FLAG? I’M LOSING MY MIND.

[handsmotif]

[ID: A screenshot of the orange and pink lesbian flag in The Sims 4 build mode. /END ID]

[fuck-philip-banks]

we’re really out here putting this person on my dash

[plaguerichard]

op literally

is not an aphobe

or even an exclusionist. there’s literally nothing wrong with OP. like jesus christ can people on tumblr actually do their own research for once instead of believing every rumour they hear

[cowsgirl]

tumblr post: farms…. vegetable… lace and linen… sheep… that little moomin bitch….. homemade bread—

wlw:

[gif87a-com]

The Book of Names lists each person murdered at Auschwitz

[squishymamasboy]

#and you have to remember how many names are most likely missing#from rushed trains and burned lists#from rushed transports and people who died on the death marchs#what about the names from people who died after their liberation#and then…#this is only Auschwitz#this was the biggest camp yes#but just one of many#and then remember sobibor and belsec#and try not to feel sick

[stokerbramwell]

This is why we punch Nazis. This is why this vile ideology must be stamped out viciously every time it tries to come out of its hole.

Never. Again.

[miakosamuio-deactivated20140102]

[andysambergsbitch-deactivated20]

explaining autism

[therickymartin]

fuck Arthur was on some next level shit

[subbygh0st]

Oh my gosh

[faglick]

[faglick]

[tlirsgender]

Sensory overload feels like content aware scaling

[tlirsgender]

Me at the grocery store

[cockroach-queer]

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

[fishfingersandscarves]

keeping score

[tddkart]

When the "Vacation Juice" hits..

[sodapoplio]

[kai-wildfang]

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

[coolsville-ghetto]

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

[camiluna27]

i threw a rat at a god