yippee

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[lordsausage]

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

[redstonedust]

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

[mote-of-ash]

Ignore the spiral pattern in my eyes im fine and normal

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[amblebamble]

We’re just going to have to draw daily until we get good, boss

Reference sketch pinched from Pinterest 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[rorindiel]

the holy trinity

[homurakemiofficial]

[Closing my eyes] [smiling peacefully] I like to make bad things happen because I'm a bad person and my blood is not unlike a corrosive poison.

[imstacks]

you didn't 🚫🙅🏾‍♂️ pull nine rounds because he was 📍there 🧭 and he 👏🏾almost👏🏾succeeded 👏🏾 if not for this man🧍🏻‍♂️👈🏾and this lady🧍🏽‍♀️👈🏾 and everyone on 👇🏾this Zephyr. ⛵️💯💨

You watch your fucking mouth comfrey.

👁👄👁

There's a lot more at 🥩 stake✨️ it seems than whatever your message💌📨seemed to communicate.🕵🏾‍♂️ So why don't you

👿fucking tell us 📣

what the fuck is going on? ⁉️❔️❕️⚠️

💕I'm sick of this shit💕

[urgetocreate]

Nikita Chan (Chinese/American), Rainbow Shower, 2025, Colored pencil on paper

[wormtime123]

calling upon saint applebees nation... new video finally done! and this time it's trackerbees

🪽✨ youtube link

[dragonleftovers]

👀bad kids

[uwillneverknowwho]

When I think of Kristen Applebees, I think of scraped freckled knees, and moth-eaten tie-dye shirts, and falling down with flailing arms and legs, and laughing hysterically through the all-consuming pain, and a whispered oath to care, and colorful bandaids gently placed onto mortal wounds, and palms littered with little cuts from etching the face of a dead god in stone, and dirty sneakers with untied laces, and trying to hold it all in your hands even as it keeps falling out so you look like a juggling clown, hoping that the audience laughs and then looks away

[3000s]

when i go somewhere on friday people are always like "have a nice weekend" but i work weekends and this is my sunday

sorry i cant get the hi off of my skeleton right now

[magiconic]

Don't worry I covered up the "HI" so no one can read it

[3000s]

thank you, much better

[northirish]

Stop doing it scared and start doing it scary. Invoke sheer eye-clawing terror into all those who have ever wronged you