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i still think chuck tingle is brandon sanderson

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#god could you imagine a world where one person is able to write ALL the Brandon Sanderson books and ALL the Chuck Tingle books?#My guy would have to open a pocket dimension where there's 60 hours in a day

thepaisleyelf

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

thepaisleyelf

The update everyone has been waiting for….

virtualgirladvance

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

durnesque-esque

#oh shit moonday monday

I know its common to say there's no better enrichment for creatives to experience a piece of media that wastes its potential but I would like to raise another contender.

Trailer for a piece of media that you're certain is going to go one direction and touch on a set of themes but then goes a completely different direction when you watch/read/play it.

Because the thing you thought it was gonna be at first ends up free real estate! You can go make that! It rules!!

#like a watched a trailer for a horror and political management game in development called queen must die #and I'm like 'this would be an excellent exploration of how young women throughout history have been put into positions of power as a tool+#+for the men around them and are often viewed as expendable and are thrown to the wolves at the earliest sign of turmoil'#which if the game does go into that might rewire my fucking brain chemistry #but if it doesn't I think my ass is just gonna have to bring my version of that game into the universe

oncillaphoenix

these hips don't lie but the truths they tell are strange and disquieting

bidulgie

Dear project hail mary fandom please accept my single contribution ty

8nin

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

orrnament

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

#tell him he still owes me five dollars

dogpuppy

creatingblackcharacters

I gotta ask y'all something, because my mom just said something interesting to me and I wanna see if everyone else is seeing what she's seeing:

Is Vin Diesel white?

Yes (button for POC)

No (button for POC)

Yes (white ppl button)

No (white ppl button)

Voting ended onJul 20

To be clear- do YOU think he's white? If you had to guess.

creatingblackcharacters

So, my mom was discussing how people of color pass on a different standard to white people, than they do to people of color. That is, white people aren't as sure when someone's not white. I brought up Meghan Markle (who, to me, is obviously biracial but not to everybody). But then she brought up Vin Diesel as an example and I was blown because... He has never been white to me ever. Idk WHAT he is, but white was never on the table lmao.

#no but growing up my family thought he was white so I went my childhood thinking he was (I'm white for context)#definitely seems to be white passing among white moms from my experience

chronophobica

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

alphabetizing-posts

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

howverychaotic

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

sentennial

awesomesauce

#project hail mary #holy #holy shit

We're actually gonna save the world and stop the roaring in chapter 6 and chapter 7's just gonna be dedicated to untangling teen relationship drama

#deltarune #to be clear I would love that

amburglr

Raine, smart of book, dumb of ass, in dire need of a hug and perhaps some everclear

amburglr

Also, I haven't advertised it on here yet, but I am participating in artfight this year, so if you would like to draw this dork you're absolutely welcome and encouraged to!

An art gifting game

Raine, smart of book, dumb of ass, in dire need of a hug and perhaps some everclear

#scarlet hollow #scarlet hollow mc #realized I never shared my mc ref sheet which is honestly tragic because they're my favorite little guy #love this loser

proudpoe

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

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