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[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

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a celery” employees “hmmmm large larger need salary” “The

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

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Curse, famously have i The which

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

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at desperate heavens, howl last my per the

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[VERSE 1]

there’s a party and we’re all going and we’re all growing up

somebody’s driving and he will be drinking

,and no-one’s going back

‘cause we’ve tried hungry and we’ve tried full

and nothing seems enough

so tonight, tonight, the boys are gonna go

for more, more, more

[CHORUS]

i want a love that falls as fast as a body from the balcony

i want to kiss like my body’s hitting the ground

im holding my breath with a baseball bat

,though i don’t know what i’m waiting for

i am not gonna be what my daddy wants me to be

[VERSE 2]

smell that, it's wet grass, and smoke in my hair

i think i've had enough

but he wants a finale and i came prepared

and we're not going back

and i've tried sharing and i've tried caring

and i've tried putting out

but the boys, boys, boys keep coming on

for more, more, more

and change, change, change is gonna come

,but when, when, when?

[CHORUS]

and i want a love that falls as fast as a body from the balcony, and

i wanna kiss like my heart is chasing me down

i'm holding my breath with a baseball bat

though i don't know what i'm waiting for

i am not gonna be what my daddy wants me to be

…

[CHORUS]

i want a love that falls as fast as a body from the balcony

i want to kiss like my body’s hitting the ground

im holding my breath with a baseball bat

,though i don’t know what i’m waiting for

i am not gonna be what my daddy wants me to be

[OUTRO]

i am not gonna be what my daddy wants me to be

i wanna be what my body wants me to be

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zebras. yielded x-rays wish Vets ugly. terribly something Reading Quiet. partially only No, mammals. lousy killed just I Help grouse. fried eat did chicken big A

A big chicken did eat fried grouse. Help I just killed lousy mammals. No, only partially Quiet. Reading something terribly ugly. Vets wish x-rays yielded zebras.

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[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

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a And getcha gonna is it’s of Or perhaps slug? some sort This worm?

[icaseybaybee]

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A HABIT HAS JOY OF RETURNING!

[real-language-facts]

the great wowie shift

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great shift the wowie

[allykittens]

They say having a toddler is like having a drunk best friend. I'm going to take that one step further. It's like (affectionately) having a drunk frat boy in your house at all times. Random yelling. Singing for no reason. Calling attention to the "cool" things they're doing. Prone to falling asleep on floors. Love for turning any object into a projectile. Very affectionate but usually in a way that involves hot stinky breath on your face and "love taps" that threaten to blind you.

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[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

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always baffled because by excuses" "Explain explaining followed fuck has is???? making me myself "stop the think you yourself"

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

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all could did do I I if Imagine just the them. things

[microraptorhours]

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

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[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

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a also be be city For It must sittable. to walkable.

[darthraven213]

Nothing says found family like a nerdy military veteran, his ex-girlfriend’s talking cat, and their pet dinosaur all killing monsters together to survive an alien death trap

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a alien all an and cat, death dinosaur ex-girlfriend’s family found his killing like military monsters nerdy Nothing pet says survive talking their to together trap veteran,

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

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all along and black comes day emitting gaseous heat hope i in in large love makes my no orb public sky the wearing worse

[jennamoran]

you can tile the plane with one infinitely large moose but watch out

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but can infinitely large moose one out plane the tile watch with you

[ijaazat]

summer

1. make a syllabus for yourself - books, media, places, recipes

2. complete 40% of it

3. eat every fruit u can

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1. 2. 3. 40% a books, can complete eat every for fruit - it make media, of places, recipes summer syllabus u you yourself