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[berrytart]

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[vaspider]

Paleontologists recently unearthed the largest tibia ever recorded. Of course, they threw a party to celebrate at the site, and I hear it was quite a shindig.

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[langernameohnebedeutung]

Schism? Schism today?

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Schism? Schism today?

[bethanythebogwitch]

Mob boss: Marco, what the fuck is that thing?

Mook: *holding a long fish* I brought you a Cuban gar like you wanted, boss.

Mob boss: I said a cigar you idiot! Put the fish back!

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[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[gigglepuffpixie]

is it perchance some sort of prawn?

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[diesel-ink]

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[celest-i4l]

I regret having eyes

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eyes having I regret

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ask, i is may perhaps pronouns? 👀 what your

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[quadradaz]

My son told me he got a Labooboo. I told him to put on a Labandaid.

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[leadedgasoline]

a fish using a double entendre, call that a finnuendo

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a a a call double entendre, finnuendo fish that using

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[buffalo whose child just came out to him] finally....a bi son

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[boxhead-pov]

The concept of a watermelon milkshake sounds like it cannot be good, and YET

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[pick-lez]

Google show me cool sex hacks for chronic illness and fatigue so I dont get tired when I fuck

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[newtness532]

wait i think i just had an idea

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[auspex]

surely the conses wont quence

[sour-charity]

peer reviewed

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[annabelle--cane]

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

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[pale-grunge-dark]

hey, maybe we should arm the rabbits with little guns

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arm guns hey, little maybe rabbits should the we with