it is national chant at the moon day and i will be partaking by chanting the legendary tune of mambo no. 5 by lou bega and replacing each name with the name of a moon goddess
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it is national chant at the moon day and i will be partaking by chanting the legendary tune of mambo no. 5 by lou bega and replacing each name with the name of a moon goddess
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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)
And yet it's still the same article, the article designated to be about theseus' ship. Debate solved i guess
easy as fuck . were they stupid?
every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year
And every summer I get reminded that we have only a single choice if we want to survive
in light of that recent post i reblogged, lets do a poll
if universal basic income were implemented tomorrow, i would...
immediately quit my job and never work again, because I don't want to
immediately quit my job and never work again for medical reasons
immediately quit my job and search for a different one
keep my current job, but search for a new one
keep my current job
stay unemployed because i want to
stay unemployed for medical reasons
be able to start working when i can't currently
nuance (elaborate in tags)
please reblog for more answers! and elaborate in tags even if you didnt pick nuance
i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy
me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok
i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm
got shot with a horse tranquilizer dart but luckily im not a horse so im ok
being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
why does this have 85K notes
because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]
Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.
WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!
thank you for coming to my this #mythis
*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.
*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.
*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.
*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.
y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement
y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement
People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.
People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement
People need to relearn the word "lying" and stop using "gaslighting" as a replacement
Like you do need to recognise sometimes that a person is not picking up your social cues and adjust your communication style accordingly. If someone isn't understanding you then you need to change up how you're communicating and not just say the same thing over & over.
A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.
This would fix everyone involved including the dog
we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs
a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it
(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it
Mood. Have to add my other fave Darwin Being Hyperfixated On Invertebrate Taxonomy quote