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“Hm?” Lee’s got confused for a moment or two and scratched his back for a moment or two.
“I know we’re near Atlanta Georgia, I’m trying to get to Macon. That’s all I know right now.”
“ So, not at all where I thought I was going. Okay. Got anyone you’re traveling with? “
This statement is awkward more than anything- she doesn’t want to admit that being alone bothers her, even if it always had. She thrived on attention, among other things, and not the attention of walking corpses.
“ If you don’t, I can watch your back or something. I mean, not that you seem like you need it. “
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“Can I help you?”
“ Y’know, I know everyone is suspicious and all now, but a little courtesy wouldn’t kill you. “
The remark is snappy, but honestly, what could he expect from someone much smaller than him? Violence? Yeah fucking right.
“ But if you’re asking, where exactly am I right now? Like- location-wise. I was gonna head north, and I’m sort of turned around. “
Realistic Sex for Sexual Sunday!
“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “Sorry, I can’t. I’m on my period.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “I’m sorry, I don’t know why this is happening. Or… isn’t happening.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “What do you do when you’re on your own? Maybe that’ll help.” “This isn’t going to work out, is it? Do you maybe want to do something else? Watch a movie? Anything?” “I think it’s not wet enough.” “Ow, why do you keep doing that?! I said ‘no teeth’!” “I know we’re kind of busy, but I actually need to pee…” “Oh, no, no, no! I’m definitely not into that.” “Can’t do that one right now. Constipated.” “Do you have any fantasies? Maybe that could turn you on.” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Don’t move! Your earring is caught in my hair!” “Maybe we should spice it up a little. I’m actually getting quite bored…” “Damn it, the batteries are running out. Please tell me you have new ones.” “Wait, I thought you were joking when you said you wanted to try this.” “Wow okay, I don’t know whether that’ll fit.” “Is it really hurting too much? Do you need me to stop?” “I may have just farted…”
SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.
Feel free to add your own.
“Wow, you’re hot.”
“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
“You know, those/that (list body part) of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
“Hot damn.”
“So, you come here often?”
“Well, well. My night just got better.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“You have got a great ass.”
“Hey, I’m open minded.”
“You enjoying the view over there?”
“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”
“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
“I wanna see you get naked.”
“You’re getting me all worked up.”
“What do we have here?”
“I see someone’s happy to see me.”
“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”
“You like that, don’t you?”
“How do you want me?”
“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
“God, you’re perfect.”
“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
“You. Me. Sex. Now.”
“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)
“Can I keep you?”
“You’re such a tease.”
“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”
“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”
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“ And I thought I was into some weird shit. “
He mulled over her words. Perhaps he was wrong to snap, but it seemed like all he knew how to do now. When he next spoke, his tone was more even. “Hell. I thought y’were gonna start on how I look like I can’t defend myself because of my injury or some– some shit.”
Though he was still wary, he noted that she apologized and was trying to better himself. He wasn’t glaring at her quite as much. “Not everyone shows concern like that, now. Y’can’t blame me fer wonderin’ if yer bein’ genuine or just want something.”
She relaxes visibly, a little grin touching her features. As much as it happened to be a fault anymore, she seemed to need the interaction to stay sane. ( It’s amazing how much can change. )
“ You’re shitting me, right? I’m pretty sure it’s more right to assume that about me than some- fuck, I don’t know. You look tough, basically. “
Dropping to lean up against a nearby fencepost, she considers her next words before she speaks. “ So, you, uh. Got a name? Or a group? “
Life Is Strange sentence pack [EP5]
"Is anybody out there? Please, help!"
"The slightly unconscious model is often the most open and honest."
"Oh, Christ... look at that perfect face."
"Stay still!"
"Nobody will be surprised, or care."
"I wasn't lying when I said you have a gift."
"Goddamn, you're a fighter, though."
"Always take the shot."
"Please, I'm sorry for everything."
"I don't want to die like this!"
"Yes, you're a psychopath."
"Always remember that you're not alone. I've got your back, no matter what happens."
"You always know the right thing to do."
"You're smart enough to know how easy it is to hurt somebody, to destroy their life."
"I know you've got a good heart. I've seen it."
"Wouldn't it be better to lift people up than to bring them down?"
"After everything that's happened, this should be the least scary thing you've ever done."
"Eat shit and die."
"You are not going to stop me!"
"You didn't fail... you did your best."
"Everybody... used me."
"All this shit will be over soon."
"I hate to say I'm glad to see you, but I'm so glad to see you."
"Hey... be careful out there."
"I always wanted my life to be special... an adventure... but not without you."
"Holy shit, are you cereal?"
"Thought you could control everybody and everything, huh?"
"You've left a trail of death and suffering behind you."
"Just shut up. You're not scaring me anymore."
"This is reality!"
"That nightmare was so real, was so horrible."
"All I really created was just death and destruction!"
"This is the only way."
"You are my number one priority now."
"You are all that matters to me."
"I know I've been selfish, but for once, I think I should accept my fate."
"You made me smile and laugh like I haven't done in years."
"All those moment between us were real, and they'll always be ours."
"I'm gonna miss you so much."
"I'll always love you."
"Now get out of here, please! Do it before I freak!"
"Don't you forget about me."
He wasn’t looking for anyone’s pity, didn’t need it; That’s all he thought when she spoke to him. Even if that wasn’t the intention, he couldn’t keep from sounding annoyed. “Damnit, I’m… fine. I ain’t sufferin’ or anythin’.”
“ Dude, take a fucking chill pill, I was just asking. Sorry if my people skills suck with everyone being deceased and all. “
The hostility was warranted, even if it seemed vague. Everyone was on edge anymore. With a little sigh, the blonde pushes her hair back- more nervous reflex than anything else.
“ And I’m being a monstrous bitch.Sorry. “
Drunk sentence starters.
“See, I’m not too drunk, I can still take my clothes off.” “I lost my pants - but I found myself.” “I feel like a pickle torpedo… In a sea of graham cracker crumbs.” “I’m not a violent guy. If there was a ghost up there at that stop sign I would just let him pass. Even if it wasn’t his turn I still wouldn’t punch him.” “IT’S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!” “Look at all this snow, imagine if it was sand, but still cold, no wait, warm snow. I like the beach.” “I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!” “Let’s see what’s in this cabinet! What the fuck is in this cabinet?! There’s nothing interesting in this cabinet! I’m going to slam this cabinet shut now! Let’s move on to the next cabinet.” “If I had 47 dragons, I’d give you one but only one.” “Suck my dick, I’m a pterodactyl!” “German people are quiet, then BOOM! They take over Poland for no good reason!” “I’m not David Hasselhoff!” “Please don’t think bad about me, ‘cause I’m drunk. I’ll be a good wife, I know where to buy good tomatoes and cucumbers!” “I think that rock is judging me. FUCK YOU YOU WHORE ROCK.” “Don’t worry, when I’m in charge you can still be deputy of fire truck planet.” “Fuck this pizza.”