one of these days i’m going to reblog one of those sext starter posts and just respond to every single one i get as cluelessly as possible

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one of these days i’m going to reblog one of those sext starter posts and just respond to every single one i get as cluelessly as possible
“Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?”
“ I’m fine. My hair is a little singed, but I’m fine. ”
He moved from his position, lowering his bow && arrowwhile turning to face her. She’d dealt with the problembefore he’d even managed to loose a single arrow.
“ I guess that takes care of the giant robot, huh? You um. More or less got it. ”
More or less was an understatement.
[ sms; muncle ] what if everyone in the family wore paper cut outs of grandpa's beard for the day?
[ txt ] but…why?
“If I was your lover…” Finish it in my ask.
First-Time Interaction starter sentences
“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.
Reblog if you don’t mind interacting with an Autistic RPer
Just wanted to spread the word that Autistic people who roleplay do exist. And to also get some reassurance that there are people who won’t get freaked out by me. I’m relatively new, so hate and the like hasn’t happened yet, but it’s bound to and I just wanna know I have people who will support me.
deleting dad’s crotch && then going to get dinner. might be back tonight, but if not i’ll see you all tomorrow
“ No sign of any activity yet... ”
prefertoimprovise said: [ Connor no. ]
// it is saved simply as ‘crotch’ i don’t really remember saving it i feel kinda like i need to cleanse myself with fire.
|| don’t shoot ||
aarrowdynamicss ➷
“ You know that none of us condone any of those things,”
He keeps his voice calm, steady, void of any judgement, free of any tone that might come across as harsh or disapproving. He tries to keep her anchored, tries to sew all the love he has for his niece into each small syllable. He’s terrified of what might happen if he fails to convey even an ounce of how much his words are for her && not against. Terrified of how this could end--and not just because of the obvious bad outcome.
“ But you also know that I can’t condone murder. Especially not like this. He’s unarmed, beaten. He can’t even defend himself. I can’t make choices like this for you, Lian, no one can. But if you decide to walk the path of a killer, I will at least see you be an honorable one. ”
He doesn’t want to, but he readies his bow. Sets his sights to intercept--maybe split her bowstring. He knows the gesture seems final, like he’s making up her mind for her, but he can’t run the risk of her being quicker to fire than he is to draw. It didn’t mean he would stop trying to talk. He’s still certain that if he can just make her think for a few seconds, she’ll realize she’s acting out of emotion instead of reason. It’s an emotion that he knows he can’t hold against her--the man in question was certainly vile--but that didn’t change the situation.
It didn’t change the fact that Lian was ready to kill.
It didn’t change the fact that Connor was not willing to let her make that mistake.
&& it definitely didn’t change the fact that he’s not ready to see the teen walk away from him estranged.
“ You know what happens if you shoot him, Speedy. I can’t let you use that bow to take a life. Please think about what you’re doing. ”
lian no
L I A N Y E S
aarrowdynamicss:
uncle connor and kyle sitting in a treeeeee k i s s i n g
lian no
ok but kyle always makes like animals && shit to hang out with connor bc it’s what connor likes and tell me that’s not adorable as heLL
When showing your boyfriend around the city, be sure to impress him by making pegasi instead of something more mundane
Green Arrow (1988)
Vegetable quinoa soup
every time i try to respond to the ask ollie sent i get overwhelmed w father/son feels and end up laying down in defeat on the keyboard