Centaur Crossover: The mystery of the Yodeling hound - Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo!
Here is a scene of a Centaur Crossovers story, where the heroes must find the source of the disappearances of bovines and put an end to it before it can get their Bovitaur friends. In this scene, the heroes put up a plan of action to find out who’s the bovine stealer and stop it, but it did not go into plan when the yodeling creature hypnotized one of their friends!
*scene starts with the bovine barn as there are bovines and Bovitaurs preparing for a nap, with pillows and grass patches as well. Camera moves to the heroes as I, Rebecca, who is a Beaver centaur look from the fences*
Rebecca: Ok everyone, the bovines are settling in for the night, unaware that they will get captured by the kidnapper of yodeling and doomed to be-
Joe: *a Melissacentaur flies to Rebecca* Hey, first of all, do you have to make it dramatic? And second, not so loud, you wanna get caught by Wambus the Grumpus?
Rebecca: No, and I is sorry for that…and of course I have to make it dramatic, think of the calves!
Wreck-Gar: *A Krokodeilocentaur who slides in* Right, thinking of the calves! I think they are nice and friendly, and used as a-
Bismuth: *a gem Rhinocentaur who chuckles* Uh Wrecks, I do not think she means it literally.
Wreck-Gar: Right, My bad. *stops and makes a silly face*
Joe: so tell me, why did we have to bring *points at Wreck-Gar* him along?
Rebecca: it is simple my bee friend, after we captured the thief, we will make him listen to Wreck-Gar’s Accordion playing to have a taste of his musical medicine…and if he had enough, we would take him to Almond Cookie.
Gingerbrave: *a Cookie Centaur* That sounds like a good plan! All we do is wait until the thief arrives!
Scrapper: *A Brahman Bovitaur* So Uh question..*scene cuts to the others with Scrapper and his partner Mixmaster, who is a Longhorn Bovitaur*..What do we do here exactly?
Rebecca: You will be bait to the stealing yodeler and when’s the chance to strike, you hold him down!
Mixmaster: Exactly, I always wanted to kick buns..er flanks, depending what species he is.
Rebecca: Yup, in the meantime, you should chat with the other Bovitaurs so that way you wouldn’t get bored.
Scrapper: That sounds good, but what if the yodeler is arriving while yodeling? *starts to get stress in worried* what if it takes us into a scary place where no one has gone before and never come back? What if it gets me? What if it gets you mix? What if it- *Slap!* Ow!
Mixmaster: Get ahold of yourself, Scrap! *sharp slaps Scrapper and grab him by the shoulders* Look Scrapper, everything’s going to be ok, you can space out with music and you would be immune, got it?
Scrapper: Oh right right, you got it. But what about you?
Mixmaster: Eh I just gonna ignore it, besides, it is just a stupid yodeling, how bad can it be? Now come on, let’s go and fit in. *the two walks away, scene cuts back to the others*
Rebecca: soo is it true that the yodel from the yodeler can hypnotize Bovitaurs?
Bismuth: *nods yes* It can…well, it depends on what it preys on and then, they yodel like magic, and like that, any centaur or any animal of that said species it desires can get hypnotized by it in a snap!
Rebecca: Well Mix says that Scrapper can space out with music and Mix will ignore the yodeling, shouldn’t be that hard.
???: Oh you better watch yourself beaver girl *the heroes look around and spotted Monty, another Krokodeilocentaur* The Yodel’s something you should not ignore.
Avocado Cookie: *A Potamocentaur* Hey Look, isn’t that wreck-gar’s relative? *chuckles* get it?
Wreck-Gar: I am Wreck-Gar and I am related to this gator type Krokodeilocentaur!
Monty: Har-Har very funny, I am not related to the weirdo from the junkyard.
Wreck-Gar: I am Wreck-Gar and I am not related to this gator type Krokodeilocentaur!
Rebecca: Monty? What are you doing here up this late?
Monty: first of all, I am looking for a place to sleep from performance..and second of all, I was asking you all the same thing, but I know why…you are looking for this yodeler who steals bovines and Bovitaurs for a living, right?
Monty: *bursts out laughter* Oh man that is rich..coming from a bunch of misfit heroes. *stops laughing after a chuckle* But seriously, the yodel’s no joke.
Rebecca: really? What made you said that?
Monty: I remembered one time…we got a yodeling creature who likes to steal crocodiles, alligators, and Krokodeilocentaurs. His yodel was too tough, too tough for me to ignore it while tending to punch his face..and then, I lost track of what I was doing before that.
Wreck-Gar: *brightens* Oh I know that guy, he is nice, nice enough for me to play the accordion for his yodeling, but when I play it he goes away. Like I said before, Everyone’s a critic!
Rebecca: Who was it? The creep who has two ponytails and glasses?
Monty: No, you are referring to Alessi, *scene shows a picture of the man she just asked about* he’s a Vulpecentaur who likes to beat up kids and turns anyone in his shadow’s range younger. *picture goes away* it was actually a werehound brute who is named Schnitzel Pants, funny name but is trained to hypnotize any animal with his yodeling.
Rebecca: Schnitzel Pants huh? Well do not worry, we will catch him and make him pay the price!
Gingerbrave: That is right! These two Bovitaurs would never get hypnotized!
Monty: Oh I wouldn’t be so sure of that, *scene cuts to the two Bovitaurs on their way to the cow pin as camera pans to Scrapper* the skinny one is immune because he is not the sharpest tool in the toolbox, making him tone-deaf to listen the yodel, his head is full of radio stations..*camera moves to Mixmaster* But the fat one, he wouldn’t be able to ignore the yodel, it would get his hooves marching by music for sure. *scene cuts back to the others* well looks like I am done here for tonight, see you at the morning light. *goes underwater and swims away*
Bismuth: You know, Monty’s Right, the yodeling hypnosis spell cannot be ignored through brute force, except for people who are immune by their special kinds of deafness like Wreck-Gar’s silliness when this schnitzel pants guy was targeting Crocs, gators and Krokodeilocentaurs. We need to tell Scrapper to cover Mixmaster’s ears, or else the thief would take Mix away!
Wreck-Gar: Right! Telling Scrapper to cover Mixmaster’s ears. *the heroes climbs up the fences and gets on their way to the bovine pit* Wreck-Gar and his friends to the rescue! *scene cuts to meanwhile with the two bovitaurs, who made it to the entrance of the fence when they come across…a Lupacentaur*
Jose: Well Howdy there strangers, what can I do for you two tonight?
Mixmaster: we came here because we heard about a meet up with cattles of Bovines and Bovitaurs here, is there a room for me and my friend here?
Scrapper: Oh and uh, is there any oil?
Jose: Why certainly, and we do have some oil around here. *opens the fence gate* Go on right ahead, *the two steps into the pit* get comfy, and don’t let the bed bugs bite. *the gate closes as soon as the two got in, scene shows a whole cattle of bovines and bovitaurs*
Mixmaster: Woaaah, check it out Scraps, those are a lot of bovines and Bovitaurs here!
Scrapper: Yeaah, wanna catcall for some cows while we wait?
Mixmaster: You bet! *the two bulls went off to find some cows to catcall* Ey Bessie Moo if you like construction worker Bovitaurs! *the two chuckles and Mixmaster spotted what appears to be a Holstein Cow* Hey look, there’s one right now! *the two gets to the said cow* Ey Bessie, wanna see our brand- *The cow raises its head-er, top half* Woah!
*scene cuts to the Holstein Bovitaur, who turned out to be Rikiel*
Scrapper: That bull looks like a heifer!
Rikiel: *jumped* Oh! A-are you two b-bulls? *scene cuts to the two looked confused, looked at each other and then back at the bovitaur*
Rikiel: Man you two are lucky, I got captured by this Schnitzel Pants, and a bunch of cookie centaurs, and they done things to me man.*panicking*..Bad Things I tell ya!! They milk the ever-loving cud out of me and-
Mixmaster: Ok ok we get the picture, it’s something torturing! Come on Scraps, let’s go find someone else. *the two walks away from the panicking bovine*
Scrapper: *stops for a moment* you’re going to be ok..*pat pat* *he follows his partner* So mix, wanna continue catcalling?
Mixmaster: Nah, We need to focus on the plan, otherwise there will be no more bovines and Bovitaurs left in this world…and besides, that Holstein turned out to be a male. *looks around* Ey Scraps look! A spot! *the two gets to the spot and sits down*
Scrapper: You know this is not bad, if the oil has arrived. And the good thing is that we don’t have to sit right next to that cow, *camera moves to the cow in question, who is eating insects and looks creepy, camera moves back to the two shuddering in a creeped out manner* there’s something wrong with that cow.
Mixmaster: Yeah, but remember what we are here for; Getting this Schnitzel Pants guy and punch him in the throat so he wouldn’t yodel again, and then I kicked him right at the-
*he got interrupted by a loud sound and the two looked around*
Scrapper: Yo mix you heard that?
Mixmaster: Sure did! Sounds like someone’s coming! *then, there is a unfamiliar howl*
Rikiel: It’s Schnitzel Pants and his Bad guys! Every bovine cover your ears! *gets out earmuffs*
Jimmy T.: *A Jersey Bovitaur* No worries yo, I am only interested in disco!
Muscle Cookie: *a Galloway Bovitaur* Protein!
Mixmaster: hey, what’s with him?
Jimmy T.: Oh he’s just strong yet kind guy, I worked out with him one time and once you know him well, he is calm and cool.
Scrapper: Wow. *the two constructicons looked and see their friends running* Hey mix, here come our friends! *scene cuts to the others*
Mixmaster: What do they want?
Rebecca: Scrapper! Cover Mixmaster’s Ears! *scene cuts to Scrapper and Mixmaster*
Rebecca: I said Cover Mixmaster’s Ears!
Scrapper: what are you talking about? Mix told me he can ignore it!
Joe: Scrapper you do not understand! The Yodel cannot be ignored, it is too strong for Mix to- *the music starts up*
Wreck-Gar: Ooh look, a shooting star that is purple! Make a wish everyone!
Gingerbrave: Uhh Wreck-Gar, I don’t think it is a shooting star if it is purple.
Bismuth: Get out of the way everyone! *the heroes scattered and the purple ‘shooting star’ landed to reveal a Skeletal centaur, a poisonous Vatrichocentaur, a another Lupacentaur and a big figure in a robe*
Gingerbrave: It’s Licorice Cookie! And Poison Mushroom Cookie! And Red Velvet Cookie!
Scrapper: that must be the bad guys that Holstein guy told us about. But who is the big fellow?
Joe: I do not know, but I am getting a bad feeling about this.
Licorice Cookie: Now listen up bovines… *song starts* There are crooks in this here West Who have claimed to be the best *Muscle Cookie’s ears perks up and gets up in a tough way while Jimmy watches him walk away* And they think they wrote the book on how to rustle *chuckles* Well, as good as they may not be dim Not a one's as good as him An' He barely have to move a single muscle! (Mixmaster: What’s he talking about? Scrapper: I do not know)
Red Velvet Cookie: They call us mean, boys! Depraved and nasty, too And they ain't seen, *muscle cookie gets to see the bad guys and gets ready to charge* boys The cruelest thing we do! *Muscle cookie charges as he yells Muscles in a battle cry like way* (Mixmaster: Quick! Play on Shuffle Scraps!)
Licorice Cookie: You see, He… *robes opened to reveal a werehound brute in overalls and a hat*
Schnitzel Pants: Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odel-oo! *Muscle Cookie was near to the bad guys when he stopped and listened to the yodel, his eyes turn like kaa’s hypnotize eyes and has a blank expression, as Licorice Cookie looks amused to this*
Licorice Cookie: The sweetest way of rustlin' yet devised! *Schnitzel Pants moves at Licorice’s direction, Muscle Cookie follows…and so does the other bovines and bovitaurs* 'Cause when He-
Schnitzel Pants: Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odel-oo!
Licorice Cookie: Why, looky how them cows get hypnotized! *scene cuts to Scrapper, who looks confused* (Scrapper: Hey mix, this is some cool music, right Mix? Mix? *he looks at Mix who is now hypnotized by the yodel with his eyes spinning and color changing*)
Red Velvet Cookie: He don't prod *Scrapper looked confused on where Mix’s going*
Poison Mushroom Cookie: He don't yell
Red Velvet Cookie: Still he drives them canines well,
Red Velvet and Poison Mushroom Cookie: Which ain't easy when your chaps are labeled XXXXL! *Scrapper now gets concerned as he moves to try and get Mixmaster out of there*
Licorice Cookie: Yes, if you're lookin' from a bovine point of view *Muscle Cookie dances with Licorice and Schnitzel Pants while following the hypnotized bovines and bovitaurs* He sure can-
Schnitzel Pants: yodel-adle-eedle-idle Odel-adle-eedle-idle Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!
Licorice Cookie: Here we go, boys! Five thousand cattle in the side pocket! *scene shows some silly trippy stuff while Schnitzel Pants yodels, scene shows a bit of the heroes’ conversation*
Rebecca: Scrapper, what happened to Mix?
Scrapper: I do not know, he didn’t replied to me when I asked him about rock music and then he moves to the other bulls. I cannot see him through a crowd of cattle!
Wreck-Gar: Hey look guys, I found mix, and he’s doing some weird step dance!
Bismuth: He’s not dancing, Wreck, he’s been hypnotized by the yodel! I knew it, Monty’s right about the Yodel!
Scrapper: What?? But he told me-
Joe: Look, it’s no time for explanations! We gotta get him out of there and out of the trance! He needs you now through the blank expression and hypnotized state!
Scrapper: You are right! He needs me! *he gallops to the rescue*
Licorice Cookie: Yes, He can- (Scrapper: *runs to a hypnotized mixmaster* Mix Wait! *grabs hold of the straps* There’s no oil there!)
Schnitzel Pants: Yodel-adle-(Scrapper: Wake up!) eedle-odel! *Scrapper got Pushed by his partner’s big rump movement that makes him let go of the straps, making Scrapper sit down and blink*
Red Velvet and Poison Mushroom Cookies: ...a sound them *scene shows Mixmaster walking mindlessly to join the others with his flank swaying* cattle truly take to heart!
Licorice Cookie: Yeah, He can- *scene shows an line of hypnotized bovines*
Schnitzel Pants: yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odel-adle-eedle-idle-odel! (Scrapper: Don’t Worry Mix, I shall come up a way to save you! I hope.)
Licorice Cookie: An' smack his big ol' rump if that ain't art! *scene shows Scrapper who is on a hill walks down until he slip on something*
Poison Mushroom Cookie: He don't rope (Scrapper: *Yelps after slipping*)
Red Velvet Cookie: Not a chance! *Scrapper Slips and slides, hitting Mixmaster which causes mix to break free from the trance sends the two Bovitaurs riding while screaming*
Poison Mushroom Cookie: He just puts 'em in a trance
Red Velvet and Poison Mushroom Cookies: He's a pioneer Pied Piper in ten-gallon underpants! *scene shows the bovines and Bovitaurs going through a portal*
Licorice Cookie: Yep! He’s the real rip-roarin' deal to those who moo Thanks to his-
Schnitzel Pants: yodel-adle-eedle-idle Odel-adle-eedle-idle! *the other heroes is coming to the rescue*
Licorice Cookie: We got cattle out the ol' wazoo *laughs* 'Cause He can-
Schnitzel Pants: yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo! Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo! *song ends as they went through a portal which Licorice’s laughing is echoed, meanwhile the two Bovitaurs screamed while slipping and sliding*
Scrapper: *leaps over the moon* Hey mix look, i leaped over the moon! *the two bulls continues sliding and screaming, then they landed on a big pile of hay with their flanks exposed, the heroes gets to the two as scene cuts to Wambus waking up by the loud sound*
Wambus: Huh? What in tarnation?? *he gets to the window, opens it and looks around in his point of view, he grumbles* Crazy kids..*he closes the window as the scene cuts to the heroes*
Bismuth: You two ok? *Scrapper gets out of the pile*
Scrapper: Yeah, that hay really saved us both, huh Mix? *Mix gets out of the pile and plops down on his bum*
Mixmaster: *groans* W-Wha-*rubs his head*…What happened? Did I miss something important?
Scrapper: Don’t you remember?
Mixmaster: I..*sighs and nods no* No scraps, I was trying to ignore it when Schnitzel Pants started singing, and then Boom! Everything went black and I lost track of things, like if someone spilt oil onto my face. You guys know what happened to me?
Rebecca: Yup, You sir have been yodeltized!
Wreck-Gar: Right *has gotten out a dictionary and does a smartie impression* Yodeltized, a produce a state of hypnosis in and/or through yodeling. *throws dictionary away*
Bismuth: you see, another Krokodeilocentaur named Monty has told us about the yodel and how active it is capable of.
Joe: and that’s why we went to you two, we were trying to get Scrapper to cover your ears so you don’t went off mindlessly by the yodel.
Scrapper: You mean…The yodel cannot be ignored?
Bismuth: I’m afraid so Scrapper, some bulls and cows can ignore it, but I don’t think Mixmaster here is one of those bulls and cows.
Mixmaster: Well frag me sideways, *gets up on his hooves* guess I underestimated that yodeling wolf thing and his yodeling. Sorry that the plan did not go well fellas..
Rebecca: You sure did, and it is ok, we all make mistakes too.
Bismuth: But for now, we gotta find Schnitzel Pants and his pals, and put an end to this nonsense.
Joe: But how? The portal of theirs can take them anywhere they go and we don’t know where they are now. *the others think for a moment until…*
Wreck-Gar: Hey guys look, maybe that *points to Wizard Cookie, a cookie Unicentaur* Wizard has some answers we need!
Rebecca: Good thinking there Wreck-Gar! Wizard Cookie is a friend to Gingerbrave and an expert on magic, maybe he might know where the portal has taken them to. And look, *picks up the small paper with purple dust on it with two fingers* the portal left off some powder.
Wreck-Gar: I am Wreck-Gar and I am a good thinker! *he earns some chuckles from the heroes*
Mixmaster: Well what are we standing around for? We need clues of the whereabouts of the crooks, and make them sing for mercy before they strike next!
Scrapper: Yeah! What he said! *to anyone* Also, what did I slipped on?
Rebecca: Well I think it must have been the magic bubbles from Gappy the Ichthyocentaur, he must have been here before us. *the heroes went off and the camera moves to a cow finished eating bugs, the voice reveals that the cow is actually Rubber Soul, a Shapeshifting Banana slug typed Salinkaricentaur*
Rubber Soul: Well so much for my vacation getting ruined by the yodeler, *changes back to his true form* might as well go to a skunk and Palianthropocentaur only vacation, because no one doesn’t want anything to do with skunks. *he shapeshifts into a skunk and went off*
