mandy the mutant

AMANDA aka mandy the mutant 17; sneaky; cheerleader; spy; nerd; sarcastic cream house "if this gets out to anybody, i will hurt you in ways that haven't even been invented yet."

[skcllingtcn]

I’m sure I can find sparkling apple juice or something. I prefer Christmas. The Darling house is so nice around that time. What about you?

[amcndabenson-blog]

Works for me. I dunno, I’m not really a holiday person. Too stressful. I always put on a happy face so my parents don’t think something’s up, but honestly on the inside I wanna die because we prep for weeks for a day that comes and goes in the blink of an eye. 4th of July’s nice, no prepping involved. Just me, a lighter, and a whole bunch of explosives.

[kimheropossible-deactivated2016]

“Thank you for that information”

[amcndabenson-blog]

“Google Maps won’t work here, so GPSing your way home won’t do any good, if you were thinking of it. Electronics in general doesn’t work here.”

[camilablake]

“and camila was no where near the crystal ball that shattered.”

[amcndabenson-blog]

“Better yet, Amanda and Camila were sleeping when both of those things happened so they can’t get blamed.”

[rosiieweasley]

“Sorry – for that. Should I get you some clothes?”

[amcndabenson-blog]

“Honestly, anything bigger than this towel will work and be appreciated. I’d even settle for last year’s Givenchy as long as it covers the parts of me that should never be seen.”

[xprettymessedupx]

“My lips are sealed”

[amcndabenson-blog]

“Great. Getting in trouble in general sucks, I can’t imagine what sorta freaky magical punishments this place does.”

[imthemockinjay-everdeen]

“What explosion?”

[amcndabenson-blog]

“Exactly, and Mandy knows absolutely nothing about it.”

[vampirisiim]

“That’s not even a name. Anyway, yeah, you need to move quickly to go upstairs or to go downstairs because they are always changing their positions”

[amcndabenson-blog]

“I learned the hard way that it’s a really bad idea to tie your shoe on those stairs.”

[tolipanz]

She shook his head slowly. “You just got here so I wouldn’t think that negative. You could be popular in the blink of an eye, you know?”

[amcndabenson-blog]

“Yeah, I wouldn’t want that to happen here. I was popular back home, the attention is stressful.”

[surespoken-blog]

“I’m going to assume by the panic in your pretty eyes that this’ll be a little white lie?”

[amcndabenson-blog]

“It might be a little bit of a big white lie, but no one has to know that.”

[yourpaltothexend]

Sounds suspicious.

[amcndabenson-blog]

“It is. But it’s better than no one knows it was Amanda, which is why Amanda was never here.”

[joshuafuckingwashington]

          “Don’t sweat it, my lips are sealed. But my book was sadly in that explosion, which means I have a valid reason to get out of homework. Bless you.”

[amcndabenson-blog]

“You’re welcome. I’m pretty sure I wrecked my wand, so. It’ll probably bite me in the ass later.”

[amcndabenson-blog]

“If anybody asks, Amanda was nowhere near the potions and had nothing to do with the explosion.”

[skcllingtcn]

It’s New Year’s Eve, my 2nd favorite holiday! All of my treats are half off and I’m having a party in my room if you have nowhere to go. How can you say no to pink champagne free sweets,and a party at Hogwarts?

[amcndabenson-blog]

Can’t drink champagne, I’m not old enough--but out of curiosity, if this is your second favorite holiday then what’s your first?

[kimheropossible-deactivated2016]

This is not Middleton , Where am i ?

[amcndabenson-blog]

“Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry.”

[vampirisiim]

“I don’t think so, don’t worry about that”

[amcndabenson-blog]

“I guess it’s only a matter of time--I keep getting called Number Two, like it’s someone’s name, too... Totally annoying,” she said with a sigh. “So--what’s up with the staircases? It took me forty-five minutes to finally get to the right dorms.”

[tolipanz]

“well it must not have been that serious to anyone else because i haven’t heard anyone really talk about seeing some girl in a towel, so there is really no need to worry about it.”

[amcndabenson-blog]

“I’m not worried about it, it was just embarrassing. And annoying. Besides, there's plenty of other things that are more interesting and alarming than a girl in a towel, I wouldn't expect anybody to have talked about it. Thank the lord I'm not popular here, I'd never live it down,” she muttered.

[mechanicxreyes-deactivated20160]

“I’ve never hear of England or Hogwarts..Are you trying to trick me? I’d advise you not to mess with me.”

[amcndabenson-blog]

“This is too stupid to joke about.”