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Amethyst || ★ || 5200 An' I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation

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[perildot]

Peridot had originally planned to have them watch Camp Pining Hearts, but that plan had changed after the tape’s mysterious disappearance. In Peridot’s defeat, and at Amethyst’s suggestion, they would settle for “Little Butler” instead.

Whatever that was.

“Ahem.” The green gem cleared her throat, approaching Amethyst from behind. She had been maintaining a truce with the Crystal Gems for only a short period of time, and existing as a member for even less. She looked from her knees, still starless, to Amethyst’s own, something stirring in her chest before she brought it back down. Understandably, she’d been shaken up for the past few days.

“Amethyst. I’m… available for our review of your previously recorded entertainment.” She kicked restlessly at the ground, eyes trained on the gem before her as she awaited her response.

[amepuns]

“Ah! There you are Dottie!” 

The purple gem slings an arm around Peridot’s shoulders, bringing her a little closer. She’s excited about showing the new Crystal Gem her favorite show and her enthusiasm shows. Everything has been a little... chaotic lately, and while Amethyst does love a bit of action now and then, lazing around was preferred. And now she had someone willing to do just that with her! 

“You’re gonna love Lil Butler! I mean, who doesn’t find him charming!!” 

Amethyst practically drags her all the way to Greg’s storage, going on and on about the antics of Little Butler, stopping only to grab some snacks and finally, arriving to their destination where Amethyst pops in the cassette. While the theme song plays, she constructs a makeshift sofa out of some blankets and pillows, and pats the place next to her. 

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[perildot]

…Haaaaaa. 

Is that… customary for these rituals. Don’t answer that. I’m already going.

[amepuns]

it aint customary, but i guess i can make an exception for u princess

hurry up! i aint got all day! ive got other stuff to do, like uh nap?

[aphyllum-deactivated20221117]

💪

[perildot]

Li’l… Butler.

…Fine. Until Camp Pining Hearts is located and brought to safety, we will watch your “riot.”

[amepuns]

lil... BUTTler

well if we’re gonna do this, hurry up and get outta the barn! or do i gotta ask for u to let down ur long hair??

[soleconfidante-deactivated20160]

.. Ohh - oh! Ha ha ha! I - oh, I understand! It’s constructed very well, what you’re saying..

1) Yolk = joke. They sound similar, and will serve a similar purpose in this joke.. 2) Omelette is connected to ‘yolk’, serving as payoff for substituting ‘joke’ and the joke itself!

Excellent work!

[amepuns]

dude.... u missed the chance to say ‘eggcelent’ 

but no worries! we’ll work on ur punning skills later

[perildot]

Anything?

…Fine. I’ve already been informed not to. Pushing a human to its death is apparently ‘rude’ and ‘uncalled for.’

At the very least I can respect his taste in Earth casettes. Did you say… A million of them.

[amepuns]

yeah, a miiiiiiiiiillion of them

theres this one show, its callled lil butler, and boy is it a riot!! you’ll love it im sure! he has the complete series! 

[perildot]

It’s not a physical place, you– guh– it’s a video record of Earthling entertainment, and now it’s missing.

This is the second worst thing that’s ever happened to me in the span of an Earth cycle.

[amepuns]

ooooh, you were watching a show!  

all this fuss over a cassette? greg’s got a million of them in his storage! maybe u can find what ur looking for there

i’ll take u if u promise to not push him off anything

[soleconfidante-deactivated20160]

Tomates? I’ve heard of the distinction between ‘tomato’ and ‘tomatoh’ but not this. It makes me..

.. oh! Ha ha, I see, More jokes! Very good..

[amepuns]

P, i’ve got so many yolks i could make an omelette! 

[soleconfidante-deactivated20160]

That’s a rather peculiar place to hear such information. Nevertheless, it’s true!

[amepuns]

lets try this one more time. i heard on the vine 

that you wouldnt be too happy if i ate your tomates

[soleconfidante-deactivated20160]

What?! AMETHYST. They weren’t even close to ready, you - 

#dont freak its a joke P

.. ooooh. Ha ha ha ha! I.. mm, yes, that would’ve been troublesome. 

[amepuns]

yeah i heard on the vine that u wouldnt b too happy if i ate your tomates

[soleconfidante-deactivated20160]

Cultivate your life as you would cultivate your garden.

[amepuns]

btw i ate all the tomatoes in ur garden 

[perildot]

You won’t need the Google if you just come here.

I asked the– um. Just Steven for the snacks you are looking for. He will be bringing them but is refusing to stay. I assume I’ve taught him well enough that he needs no recap.

…

CAMP PINING HEARTS IS MISSING.

[amepuns]

i dunno peri, with the way you explain things i might need google anyways heeheehee

whoa, just steven is refusing to hang out with you? must be one heck of a camp.

an entire camp cant go missing peridot. it’s impossible. 

[perildot]

@amepuns What is Percierre? Ha– only the most Optimal Team Pairing, or OTP, in all of Camp Pining Hearts.

Meet me at the location of Steven’s ‘television’ machine. I will enlighten you.

[amepuns]

am i gonna have to google half of the things u just said nerdot

fine fine, i’ll meet you there, but you better have some snacks!! 

[amepuns]

YO WHAT THE HECK IS PERCIERRE

@perildot

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