AMERICAN BEAUTY

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[unclefather]

My grandma just asked me if I had hemorrhoids

[officialandonly]

The story cannot end there

[unclefather]

She asked me during grace while everyone was silent

[octahedronhd]

[naamahdarling]

This is Shakespearian.

[geoclaire]

I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.

[natgeofound]

Greek emigrants to Australia take a farewell tour of the Parthenon, December 1963. Photograph by Otis Imboden, National Geographic

[catchymemes]

[mogifire]

[pochowek]

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

[aidashakur]

damaged af & still be out here showing love

[icegrillz-deactivated20191028]

[xspiderfanx]

trickster gods having a dance-off

[yt-memes]

That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

[messages-from-paradox-space]

i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song

[roaringstream]

Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive

[tastefullyoffensive]

[blessedwildapplegirl]

[americanbbeauty]

(via neighbourly, blessedwildapplegirl)

[ofnationalgeographic-blog-blog]

[sidechica]

[thepeacockangel]

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

[leviathan-supersystem]

[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]

“you’re a good man”

[bitchycode]

Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go and make your life better then after 5 mins you’re like yeah that’s not happening

[ungarmax]

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

[cute-suggestions]

in 2019 we’re not gonna purposely make ourselves sad anymore!!! no more looking at that blog bc you know it’ll make you sad! no more clicking on a link to a song that brings back bad memories or a post that reminds you of bad times just to make yourself feel bad!! we’re gonna start to love ourselves in 2019 and strive to be happy bitch!!!!!

[lubricates]

i recommend the creme brulee

i recommend you go away