Confused with Questions.

Please note that Zeus is my very anxious dog.

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[ryebreadgf]

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

[anarchistmemedistro]

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

[megaceros]

love that energy

[crownsspades]

grace’s hierarchy of needs:

[letmesleepy]

[iibislintu]

i quoted the spiders georg post in statistics class without saying spiders georg and it was fun to see most people in the room look bewildered at the thought of eating spiders, and two people looking like

[toriel-2]

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

[beiph]

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

[miles-tails-prowers-crotch]

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

[zanstealstrashcans]

Me going to the doctors: "yeah, I can partially dislocate my shoulder, it's normal"

Doctor: "okay..." (Said in a tone like they don't believe me)

Me, who doesn't usually feel pain from partially dislocating my shoulder, reaching out to grab something: "I can show you-"

Doctor, now pale: "No! No, I believe you."

[zanstealstrashcans]

Unrelated, but also related, the phrase "popping your hip out", does not literally mean popping your leg bone partially out of your hip socket.

[zanstealstrashcans]

Me going to the doctors: "yeah, I can partially dislocate my shoulder, it's normal"

Doctor: "okay..." (Said in a tone like they don't believe me)

Me, who doesn't usually feel pain from partially dislocating my shoulder, reaching out to grab something: "I can show you-"

Doctor, now pale: "No! No, I believe you."

[zanstealstrashcans]

Giant lemons

[zanstealstrashcans]

Babys first Eldritch horror.

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[jesterday00]

Jeepers!

[dollfacemcghost]

Zoinks!

[galvaniccorsair]

Ruh roh!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCK

[pirateprincessjess]

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

[exuberantocean]

In all fairness, it is his van right?

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[jesterday00]

Jeepers!

[dollfacemcghost]

Zoinks!

[galvaniccorsair]

Ruh roh!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCK

[pirateprincessjess]

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[jesterday00]

Jeepers!

[dollfacemcghost]

Zoinks!

[galvaniccorsair]

Ruh roh!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCK

[zanstealstrashcans]

All of us giving our GM (general manager) a hard time because he went to a rival company for St. Patrick's day, which was on Taco Tuesday and Spring Break: "Traitor."

Him: "they had good deals and a movie theater!"

Us: "WE have good deals and a movie theater!"

[wotchernewt]

there's something kinda funny to me about certain ways scar tends to be drawn because it's like. okay imagine hypothetically you took a distillation of fanon scar designs and showed it to someone who's never even heard of a minecraft, and asked them what they think this guy might be like. we're ignoring context here, pretend we're showing them a ref sheet. and it's like, alright, here's a rugged looking buff guy. nice abs. lots of scars. he's got a smug grin on his face. very shirtless. he looks like the love interest in a bodice ripper. i bet he's got some dark angsty secret he keeps buried underneath that suave facade. but not buried too deeply, just enough to intrigue.

and then you go watch third life and he is like a cat whose owner keeps desperately trying to make him stop eating plastic.

[wotchernewt]

the most ruggedly handsome man you've ever seen in your life slowly and seductively leaning down to pick a candy wrapper off the ground while a tiny bird man sprints full-tilt across the desert to stop him from putting it in his mouth.

[uncahier]

Tumblr needed to see this

[uncahier]

Tumblr needed to see this