Veni, vidi, vici.

Ryan -- 19 -- Real-life Captain America -- Dauntless is my chosen faction, but qualified for Dauntless, Erudite (Divergent) -- Gryffindor (Gryffinclaw) -- District 12 (Hunger Games & Catching Fire), 13 (Mockingjay) -- Shadowhunter -- Tumblr Innovator...

[dulcetcrossing]

Dylan Sprouse really just went to someone’s island to sell his turnips??!?

This is so wholesome, he seems so nice!

[jandjsalmon]

The follow up is adorable too. Sweet.

[stimmysuggestion]

concept: soundproof rooms where you go to scream. $5 an hour. they pay you.

[mysteriouspercentage]

Monsters Inc honestly could’ve just paid college kids to do this instead of exploiting the labor of young children… the real monster is the lack of ethical business practices…

[americandauntless]

About my absence

Hey everyone! I know that a lot of people have been unfollowing due to my inactivity, so let me explain why I’ve been gone.

I’m very busy right now. Like, four difficult courses, an internship, and running three student organizations busy. I’d love to stay on Tumblr all day, but I haven’t been able to even maintain a queue, let alone stay on.

As such, I’m on a bit of a hiatus. It isn’t forever; just until the breaks in my semesters like next week, when I’ll be on and posting, and summer break, when I’ll definitely be on.

As such, if you decide to unfollow me as a result, I guess that’s fine. I’d really prefer it if you would keep following me, especially since I will be coming back. In exchange, if you message me in the meantime asking for a follow, once I come back, I’ll gladly follow any of y’all.

[capitulouno]

Iconic

[zappavolta]

[swimmingpo0l-deactivated2017031]

if you remember this you survived a dark ass time

[thelovelytrixie]

DARK? Heh… this time was perfect.

I’ll have the Steven Universe fandom get the Crystal Gems to form Alexandrite so they can crush anyone who questions the SuperWhoLocks, Potterheads, and Fannibals…

[gaelic-galpal]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I eat my meal from the frying pan at a restaurant, it’s sophisticated and a sign of quality. If I do it at home, I’m lazy and disgusting.

[snorlaxatives]

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

we’re all one race

the daytona 500

[stagehaand]

[jimmylanger-deactivated20171009]

WHO COMES UP WITH THESE

[ask-20thesassyslendy-blog]

I JUST SCREAMED

[sarahbrightmaniac]

What in the world…?

[cams-archive]

having anxiety and depression at the same time

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[kuebikoi]

The android emojis really set this piece off

[bpd-entity]

it’s not a real party until you sneak away to the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror haha

[demongoose666]

lush employee: hello, how can I–

me: hello, potion seller. I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions.

[donhfit-deactivated20190904]

[with-practice]

Broker fees probably like 5k too.

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG