"Daddy doesn’t even get to touch Mommy for a very, very… very long time." ( bc of what we talked about o m fG )
[ ♛ ] – Levi perked a brow and shooting a quick but sharp glance over his shoulder, as he carefully tucked a certain sleeping seraph in below the yards of the seemingly endless ebony duvet; his fingers moved to delicately tuck his silver hair behind his ear and the King leaned down pressing a soft kiss against his temple. Tennotsukai. He stared at the sleeping boy in silent admiration only for a moment before turning on his heels to face his right hand who was perched, every so regally, before the bed. What in the hell is this woman talkin’ about this time? Over the years spent by her side, he’d learned to ignore her backhanded comments and snarky remarks - but sometimes, every now and again, she caught him off guard. And boy, did she know all the right buttons to push.
How long was a “very, very…very long time’?
Teeth tugged at his bottom lip as his eyes roamed over her full hips and shapely, and what he assumed were strategically bare, thighs. Perfect. The prospect of not being able to simply touch what claimed as his own was daunting–and somehow, it made him hungrier than before; if that were possible. But boundaries were boundaries, and that was one he never dared step over...not with Elodie at least…
“Whatever Daddy said or did to make Mama feel this way, he didn’t mean it. Surely, she knows that.” He purred, offering a pathetic pout as he inched closer, shedding his prim Armani coat and letting it plop to the floor.
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There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time.
What kind of hooker takes credit cards?
Sell me this pen!
And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic, go get a job at fucking McDonald's, 'cause that's where you fucking belong!
The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket.
Jesus Christ. Hold on! Get away from the window! Rogue wave!
You gotta stay relaxed. Do you jerk off?
How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
You want a beer, pal?
Can I finish eating first? I haven't eaten all day.
I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
So boring. I'm gonna kill myself.
I am not gonna die sober!
Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very... very long time.
Take your little bowtie... Get your shit, and get the fuck out of my office.
I don't wanna die, ____! I've done a lot of bad shit, I'm going to hell!
Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room, he didn't mean any of it!
We're not gonna be friends.
And from now on... it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. And you know something else, Daddy? I am just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
I can sell anything. Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get 'em so horny they'll be fucking each other in the coffers.
You're doing fucking drugs right now?
No touching.
I got you, baby. I got you. Trust me, okay? I love you.
This isn't... this isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy.
He almost fuckin' tasered you!
Give me a kiss, sweetheart.
Give me one for the nerves!
I want you to fuck me real hard. I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time.
You were, like, screaming at people. You were on the floor rollin' around and shit.
Jesus Christ. I think you have a fuckin' drug problem.
Who? Who? What are you, a fuckin' owl?
Supply and demand, my friend
Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up!
FUN COUPONS!
I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.
What a Greek tragedy! Honey, oh my God! You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands!
What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? Huh?
I can't keep track of your professions, honey! Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now you're an aspiring landscape architect.
Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! Don't you fucking dare!
What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over?
I understand perfectly, you American shit.
This right here is the land of opportunity. This is America. This is my home!
The show goes on!
They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere!
Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. But you... you, ____, you got this way all on your own.
Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wife/husband.
I'm gonna have ____ lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime.
The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it.
I hate that fuckin' dog.
Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? Is it, is it mayhem? Are people looting and raping?
Did you just cum?
Without you, they're just worthless. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger.
Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Technically, you do work for me.
There is no such thing as bad publicity. Your hair looks good.
Put the fucking car in park, you dumb fucking idiot!
One fucking day. One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together?
This is not a tip, this is a prescription.
What do you mean you want a divorce? What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce?
I don't love you anymore, ____!
Take a good look, daddy.
Oh, you don't love me? You don't love me anymore, huh? Well isn't that just fucking convenient for you!
You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. You hear me?
Look at yourself, ___. You're sick! You're a sick man/woman!
Whoa! Did you just try to kiss me, bro?
Don’t try to fight it.
What kind of person are you? Tell me!
Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling?
Wake up, you piece of shit!
Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to?
Fuck! Goddamn it! Baby, you know you got real anger issues.
See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to concur the world. And eviscerate your enemies.
You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in?
He’s got a gun, you idiot!
FUCK HIS GUN!
Of all the fucking days, she/he chooses today to give me blue balls.
tagged by: @chatonnoiir
tagging: whoever wants to do this! :)
A - age: 23
B - birthplace: Upstate New York
C - current time: 4:03 PM
D - drink you had last: H2O.
E - easiest person to talk to: My son. He doesn’t talk back.
F - favorite song: Right now, “Little Red Corvette” by Prince. I really like “Attention” by Charlie Puth also. I would say it was a close second but I know I’ll never get sick of Prince.
G - grossest memory: One time one of my students had explosive diarrhea and I mean that in the most literal sense. Explosive.
H - horror yes or horror no: Horror yes.
I - in love?: I am not.
J - jealous of people: Not currently, but sure. I think we are all guilty of this in some capacity.
K - killed someone: Hah.
L - love at first sight or should i walk back by again?: Haha, I do believe in love at first sight.
M - middle name: It starts with an M and that’s all you’re getting out of me.
N - number of siblings: 5? I only personally know 3 of them.
O - one wish: MY ONLY WISH RIGHT NOW IS TO HAVE (AND BE ABLE TO AFFORD) MY OWN APARTMENT AND CAR. If I could just get those things, my life would be so much better.
P - person you called last: My mother.
Q - question you’re always asked: “How old are you?” “Can I see your ID?” No, I am not 12. I am just smol.
R - reason to smile: My son. You lovely folks. My students.
S - song you sang last: Little Red Corvette or Attention, honestly. I haven’t listened to music today because my head is pounding.
T - top 3 fictional characters: This is...so hard. Levi Williams, Kuroh Yatogami, and the Joker.
U - underwear color: Black and white.
V - vacation: Take me somewhere warm that isn’t flooded by water.
W - when’s your birthday: June 19th.
X - x-rays: I just got one a few weeks ago because I got injured at work! ( I have had several throughout my lifetime. Like...more than 5.)
Y - your favorite food: Arroz con ‘conbif’ y tostones. Estilo boriqua. ;)
Z - zodiac sign: Gemini.
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