uk secondary school lotf headcannons
Felt silly!
Jack:
Throws paninis at the year 7s
got forced to join choir but secretly loves it
ABSOLUTE teachers pet but also really cheeky
wears Nike tech
sells empty vapes to year 7s with Roger
Listens to Uk drill but actually likes classical music
Ralph:
That one quiet popular guy that’s actually really nice
takes gcse history and he LOVES English lit
has the TikTok fluffy hair
tea drinker
he always gets told off for having his shirt untucked
rugby lad
piggy:
Gets fat shamed
hangs out with the younger years
perfect uniform
Has a buzz cut because someone shaved it in school and he had to cut it off (based on a real event at my school)
Teachers pet
does ALL his homework the night it’s set
Roger:
Gets called emo every day (he only has black hair?)
Enjoys squirting Radnor fizz at year 7s
He bit someone in PE (also based off of a real experience)
never does his homework
detention warrior
in a trio with Jack and Maurice
listens to mcr but tries to keep it a secret
ALWAYS wears a puffer
Simon:
All the boys call him gay because he has lots of female friends (he is also gay)
Gets bullied because he has long(ish) hair, all the teachers tell him to tie it up
Doodles in class
got predicted all 9s on his GCSEs
In the charity committees and Eco committee
has a shit load of allergies and had a seizure one time in the lunch room
that one kid who always faints in assembly
Maurice:
Brain rot final boss
class clown
he takes DT and he exploded his circuit one time
melts biros on the Bunsen burners in chemistry
actually really smart
Flirts with all the female teachers
He also wears Nike tech
vapes in school toilet
Samneric:
Nobody can tell them apart
they switch classes all the time to trick the teachers
in loads of clubs
year below the others, but they follow Jack and Maurice around.
snapchat hoes
popular in their year
@amiablebrick i fear this is just the drawings we did of roadman 90s jack
jack will just be you know who when he hits year 9 and im not ready for that
