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@incorrect-endhawks
Endeavor: Fuck, I cut my finger.
Hawks: Let me kiss it so you can feel better!
Endeavor: How does it help?
Hawks: Whenever I got hurt my mom would kiss it, it really works.
[Later]
Endeavor: Natsuo, I need you to punch me in the mouth very hard.
Natsuo: Finally—
Endeavor: Hawks, you have a minute?
Hawks: Sixty an hour - they all belong to you, Endeavor-san.
Mirko: So what's it like dating Endeavor?
Hawks: Once, I asked him for a glass of water when he was mad at me. He brought me a pot of boiling water and said "wait."
Mirko: So what's it like dating Endeavor?
Hawks: Once, I asked him for a glass of water when he was mad at me. He brought me a pot of boiling water and said "wait."
Endeavor: Fuck, I cut my finger.
Hawks: Let me kiss it so you can feel better!
Endeavor: How does it help?
Hawks: Whenever I got hurt my mom would kiss it, it really works.
[Later]
Endeavor: Natsuo, I need you to punch me in the mouth very hard.
Natsuo: Finally—
Hawks: Okay, I've come up with a three step plan to get Endeavor-san to marry me.
Best Jeanist: ...I'm listening.
Hawks: Step one, get him to play truth or dare.
Best Jeanist: Stop.
Hawks: Step two, wait until he picks dare.
Best Jeanist: No.
Hawks: Step three, dare him to marry me.
Mirko, yelling from the other room: It could work!
Hawks: I mean, I really like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms.
Endeavor, looking down and realizing he only has two arms: [frowns]
(via calipseidesus)
[Chapter 303]
Enji, wiping away tears: I'm sorry. I'm being ridiculous. [sniffles]
Hawks: Don't apologise, I love you when you're human!
Enji: It's okay to trust people.
Hawks: Some people. Other people, who knows? You turn your back for one second, and they have a whole other family on the bad side of town.
Enji: You are my other family from the bad side of town.
Hawks: Can you please get rid of him? I don't want him at our party.
Endeavor: Why do I have to always be the bad guy?
Hawks: I don't know. Why do I have to be the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Endeavor: [changes out of his hero costume]
Endeavor: Hawks, what did you think about the strategy meeting?
Hawks, admiring Endeavor: No thoughts, head horny.
Hawks: Okay, listen Endeavor-san, anyone who doesn't like you can fight me, I'll obliterate them.
Endeavor: [sadly raises his fists]
Endeavor: Alright, just make it quick.
Hawks:
Hawks: LISTEN HERE YOU PERFECT, AMAZING, DEPRESSED PIECE OF SHI-
Best Jeanist: So let me get this straight. You told Hawks that you liked him?
Endeavor: Yes.
Best Jeanist: And he said he liked you back?
Endeavor: Yes.
Best Jeanist: And your response to that was to tell him you no longer liked him?
Endeavor: He said he liked me, Jeanist. I can't date someone with such poor judgement and taste!
Best Jeanist:
Best Jeanist: You will be the death of me.
Endeavor, yelling: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!
Hawks: Wh-
Endeavor: YOU'RE ESSENTIAL TO MY HAPPINESS!
Hawks: Why are you yelling?!
Endeavor: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!
Hawks: Okay.
Endeavor: YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!
Endeavor: [turns the light on to see Hawks breaking in through his bedroom window]
Hawks: Alright, before you start yelling, I was just breaking into your room to tell you that I'm in love with you.
Interviewer, to Endeavor: So, how does it feel having a partner who is so out of your league?
Endeavor:
Hawks, grabbing the mic: It feels amazing. Fantastic. Still don't know how I did it.
Hawks: I don't know how to tell you this, Endeavor-san, but you're in love with me.
Endeavor: What?
Endeavor:
Endeavor: Oh my god, I am.
Best Jeanist: What kind of confession did I just witness?