tired

overworked and underpaid oops

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Slurps up 3d printing filament like a spaghetti noodle and spits out a small orange frog

[shade-vermillion]

Are you okay

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I'm fuckin great I just found out I could do that

[always-the-alpha]

[linda-belcher-official]

The pause in howling to sneeze from getting fur in his nose really makes this

[archivistofnerddom]

The howl immediately following the sneeze is hilarious. It’s like he’s trying to cover up the fact that he sneezed.

[excalibelle]

The howl after the sneeze literally sounds like “ohhhhhhhhhh whyyyyyyyyyyyyy”

[90stvqueen]

today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life

[sapphic-romeo]

Good tags OP

[90stvqueen]

it's the working class struggle!

[melonmemes]

[dojacat]

[escapekit]

Passport Photo Series London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.

[kringeshame]

[blazeportal]

*wakes from coma* Fuck *walks to the nearest tree and starts punching it*

[wreckitrhino]

Minecraft respawn

[valtsv]

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sandersstudies]

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

[sandersstudies]

Literally every man in 1652: If she breathes, she a THOT!

This one random guy: All women are queens!

[sandersstudies]

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

[sandersstudies]

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

[sandersstudies]

For those wondering, the document is called “The Glory of Women” OR “A Treatise declaring the excellency and preheminence of Women above Men, which is proved both by Scripture, Law, Reason, and Authority, Divine and Humane.”

Yeah. That’s the title.

[corvigae]

This dude absolutely LOST IN THE SAUCE on Respect Women Juice

[nu-again]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[aedroths]

if he's your man then why'd he get caught in that imperial ambush same as that thief over there

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[apjvff]

shine bright like a bright thing

[anxietyproblem]

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

also found the funniest paragraph in Toni Colette’s wikipedia page the other night

[dopamine]

She may not have an appendix but she does have the range!!!