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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER
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i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this
Hey. Hey!
We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife
Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this
Obsessed with the idea that Luke goes back in time to the Clone Wars era and is like talking to the Jedi council but instead of coming to the conclusion that he’s a Jedi from the future they instead come to the conclusion that he’s a Jedi from the ancient past. He’s talking about the code but it’s like just a rough sketch of the actual code so they’re like, oh he’s from a time when they were just working out the kinks. Why are his sword forms so bad? because the major fighting forms hadn’t been invented yet. He starts talking about his husband (Din or Ezra depending on what you prefer) and they’re all like
Council: it is against the code to be married
Luke: lol no, what like 75% percent of the Jedis I know are married (he knows like four including Leia)
Obi-Wan: that can’t be it says so in the code right master Yoda
Yoda (looking embarrassed): Explicit it might not be, Paraphrased I did
Council:…what
Cue instant arguing and confusion from all of the Jedis who are like so I didn’t have to spend this time pining away???
Anakin realizes that they can’t actually kick him out of the order for being married and announces his marriage like the next day but no one really cares cause they’re all to busy reading through the actual code and having existential crisises
Jedi are getting married left and right (a surprising amount to Clones) it’s all chaos there’s a reformation movement in the Jedi temple spear headed by Anakin (I love my wife) Skywalker, Obi-Wan (flirts with anything that has a pulse) Kenobi, and Quinlan (free love) Vos,
Ashoka tags along because the chaos is fun to her
Palpatine tries to use the opportunity to bring Anakin over to the dark side but he’s just like
Palpatine: if the Jedi were truly noble why would they hide this from you
Anakin: Nah principles and regular people of the Jedi aren’t wrong inherently it’s just that they have been rewritten by the people in charge so anyway I got a lotta work to do right now ttyl
Palpatine: fuhhhhh
Luke of course is semi confused on whats happening but he’s a little preoccupied. With the help of Padme he finds evidence of Palpatines wrong doing, he, padme, anakin and Obi-wan expose him and then slime him out
When all is said and done they are thanking Luke who is finally going back to his own time
Obi-Wan: thank you without your guidance I don’t know what would have happened to us the future is safe now thanks to you
Anakin: you never told us what is your full name
Luke (smiling): Skywalker, Luke Skywalker
Obi-Wan: I believe that my former Padawan here is your descendant
Luke (giggling): oh no he’s my father
Everyone: WHAT
you know
i don't know whether i love or hate this fandom
(he did fuck that old man tho)
happy pride month !
Codywan slowburn fic where their biggest obstacle is NOT the Jedi Code. Their biggest obstacle is NOT the power dynamic and that they work together.
Their biggest obstacle is that Cody gives mixed signals because on one hand, he is really into Obi-Wan. On the other, he does NOT want to be Anakin’s pseudo step-father.
one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.
Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):
“For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.
“But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.
“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.
“When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”
“This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”
“There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.
And!
“If you’re breaking dialogue up with an action tag”—she waves her hands back and forth—”the dashes go outside the quotation marks.”
Reblog to save a writer’s life.
Thank you
Oh my god thank you. No wonder grammarly keeps complaining about my punctuation when I boot my writing up into word counter
I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital
actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao
That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest
“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”
Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.
“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”
Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.
“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”
You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?
One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.
The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.
And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.
And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.
Happy Smallpox Eradication Day
Let’s make climate change denialists biggest argument become “but it’s fine now!” Because we hit global drawdown and they don’t know or remember.