stand with me and see what my eyes have seen!

"one day your life will flash before your eyes. make sure its worth watching" -unknown.

[words-incarnated]

It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.

Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid (via words-incarnated)

[kembracaves]

getting married on Halloween would be great because 1) never have to worry about forgetting the anniversary 2) forget formal wear, guests should arrive in costumes 3) pumpkin pie wedding cake??? 4) also I’d want to toss a pumpkin instead of a bouquet. just a whole pumpkin. just freakin launch that sucker behind my head. get wrecked

[amiemckickass]

Life.

I love Christopher Telfair more than oxygen or motorcycles and I admit he loves me like hella ultra more.

[saulgoodmn-deactivated20150902]

it’s national beer day, now that’s a holiday I can get all hopped up about

[icarusmyth-deactivated20160714]

yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)

[iraffiruse]

[wanna-play18]

They literally gave zero fucks

[highwaypegasus]

[godbless-st-cyr]

A compilation of my favourite ‘little stories’ from tumblr.

- Part 1 || Part 2

[meme-meme]

[westghosts-deactivated20160429]

I shouldn’t have laughed

[heyfunniest]

Best Kiss Cam. 

[mealbeforedeal]

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute guy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn boy that’s the way to do it

[crookedwiings]

Why don’t this shit happen where I live

[stilesverse]

I was watching penguins of Madagascar when

that is terrifying. I wanted to make it my wallpaper on my phone then I realized I have a penguin cover and it looks likE MY PHONE’S FACE 

why iS this so Funny to mE 

[micdotcom]

The Internet’s best reactions to the Bill Nye/Ken Ram debate

And 24 brief thoughts on the showdown.

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[ruinleon-deactivated20150409]

[unclefather]

this is what our tax dollars pay for

[shewillfeatdrake]

good

[izzydoodledump]

All of the completed ALL GROWN UP! drawings that I’ve done. Dexter’s Laboratory, Recess, Rocket Power, Hey Arnold!, Rugrats, The Powerpuff Girls, South Park, and The Wild Thornberry’s If you have any ideas for other shows, Let me know!

[whitepaperquotes]

[vein]

Bruce Willis on the set of Pulp Fiction (1994)