inspirational quotes

bts + ateez

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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #19

Jongho: Do you know that we are made out of atoms? Jongho: And atoms never touch each other. Jongho: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

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HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRRR

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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #18

Seonghwa: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Yunho: *chugs entire bottle* Yunho: It’s perfume.

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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #17

Seonghwa: So what’s for dinner? Hongjoong, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #16

Wooyoung: Do you take constructive criticism? Jongho: I only take cash or credit.

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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #15

Wooyoung: Bro. San: What, bro? Wooyoung: Cover your eyes. San: *covers his eyes* Wooyoung: What do you see? San: Nothing. Wooyoung: That's what you mean to me, bro. San: Br- Wait.

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BTS INCORRECT QUOTES #22

Jin: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

Yoongi: What's that?

Jin: Remorse code.

Yoongi:

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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #14

Mingi: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

Mingi: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #13

Seonghwa: Yo Wooyoung! Bring me some chips!

Wooyoung: Maybe if you ask nicely.

Seonghwa: Oh wonderful and talented Jung Wooyoung, please bring me some crispy snacks so that I might behold your beauty!

Wooyoung, bringing the chips: That’s more like it.

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BTS INCORRECT QUOTES #21

Yoongi: I've killed more people than I can count.

Yoongi: Because I've killed a lot of people.

Yoongi: Not because I can't count very high.

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Hongjoong: I drink to forget, but I always remember

Seonghwa:

Seonghwa: you drink banana milk

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HELPSKJHFJJBF

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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #12

*ordering cake over the phone*

Baker: And what do you want the cake to say?

San: *covers the phone and asks Yeosang*

San: Do we want a talking cake?

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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #11

Wooyoung: I can explain. Seonghwa: Can you? Wooyoung: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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BTS INCORRECT QUOTES #20

Taehyung: I actually have a black belt. Namjoon: In what, karate? Taehyung: No, from Gucci.

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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #10

Seonghwa: SHIT IM LATE FOR SCHOOL!

Seonghwa: Oh wait, I’m an adult

Seonghwa: I’M A TEACHER

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BTS INCORRECT QUOTES #19

Jimin: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES #9

Jongho: Be serious for a minute.

Mingi: Thirty seconds is my record.