MIRACLE

Got a dolla and a dream 💸💖✨

[tikkety-tok]

the way they slowly scoot over 😂😭

[uncle-beanbag]

[aunt-mimi]

When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

[geekandmisandry]

Someone said this to me once, that a man needs to feel like a man, I replied “well I’m not stopping him” and had to watch this fragile creature try to explain to me that my strong personality could demean men.

Like, if I have to pretend you are a strong man and cater to that then clearly you’re not that strong dude.

[ass-warship]

This post has the most weapons grade dick energy ive ever seen.

[hundondestiny]

[theinconsistent]

Isn’t this the same dude that adopted two puppies because he wouldn’t separate them?

[hundondestiny]

yes and i think it’s cute that that’s what you know him from. his impact.

[mrchandlerbings]

[wingmyweibeifong]

This scene changed my life

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Them: So you’re just gonna love yourself? Like all of you? The flaws too?

Me: 

[dontthinkonithermione]

Maybe Foreign Language Wouldn’t Be So Foreign

Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats

Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.

Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?

[yaminoendo]

My new favorite version of Hermione.

[ruinedchildhood]

[hungwy]

Italy is the horniest country on the planet

[hungwy]

Horniness is derived from proximity to the Vatican

[cloudytomboy]

Horniness is like a hurricane and the pope is the eye

[ruinedchildhood]

Remember when 2 Stupid Dogs went to a strip club to find a shoe?

[1000drawings]

[milwaukeeantifa-deactivated2018]

All-Female Warriors

The Kyoshi Warriors - Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005-2008)

The Vuvalini - Mad Max Fury Road (2015)

The Amazons - Wonder Woman (2017)

The Valkyries - Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

The Dora Milaje - Black Panther (2018)

[ruinedchildhood]

#she did that

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[octoberis4loverz]

[arigrande-edits]

Ariana Grande photographed by Alfredo Flores for Reebok.

[marvelandshit]

[arcticbonobos]

ive been sending this emoji to my friends with iphones for years and this is what theve been getting???????

[nerdgul]

These are 3 completly seperate emotions