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[ratfriends]

THIS is how you mashup!!!

[batchedarchive-deactivated20150]

[madamelokiofasgard]

[loveisvengeful]

Holy Crap.

[darlingbenny]

Sherlock + ‘Love’

[mumfordy]

doing a social experiment.. reblog this if u have cried over Mumford & Sons for any reason

[pantsofficial]

I have a theory that nobody actually works in Ikea. Their ‘employees’ are people that have gotten lost inside, and over the years they simply assimilate into the store. They find themselves wearing clothes that match the logo, they forget the need to eat or sleep. They are Ikea. Ikea is them.  We are all Ikea.

[handpickedhappiness]

And now, the weather

[vertigoats]

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

[ellimist-deactivated6969696]

AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell

[princessnausicaa-deactivated201]

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

[fuckinglesbian-deactivated20170]

God damn I laughed for a solid five minutes

[unremarkablesnowflake]

behaviorism gone wrong

[starfrakarchive-deactivated2014]

i think i’ve tricked certain people into thinking im cooler than i am

[gulping-deactivated20140623]

americans make cheese toasties IN A PAN??? and call it ‘grilled cheese’

I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

[method-oneclinic]

Wtf is a cheese toasty and how else are you supposed to cook it if not in a pan

[gulping-deactivated20140623]

USING A GRILL WHERE IS THE CONFUSION DO YOU CALL IT A PANNED CHEESE

[hurricaneashleigh-deactivated20]

wait…you guys make toasties in pans?

[theycalledherlove]

my fucking question here is why the fuck are you guys calling them cheese toasties if you’re not making it in a toaster

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

[waterdowntheoldelera]

are pears flammable

[waterdowntheoldelera]

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

[waterdowntheoldelera]

mum: whats that smell me: burning pears mum: wha- me: i tried to set a pear on fire mum: why me: science

[spaceace8-deactivated20140426]

#It’s science as long as you write it down

[waterdowntheoldelera]

science

[spaceace8-deactivated20140426]

[science clapping] well done friend

[gogglechild]

you forgot your data table:

[deskgirl]

[lordoftheinternet]

i wanna write a script about two guys robbing a bank and they say that they’re gonna kill one hostage every 15 minutes until their demands are met but the hostages are an incredibly diverse group of people and the two guys don’t want it to seem like a hate crime so they try to figure out which hostages to kill without seeming racist, sexist, homophobic, or generally insensitive

[spring2000]

*accidentally gives everyone in the row a lap dance while getting up to go to the washroom at the movie theatre*

[wazngrl]

okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT

[dutchster]

[zeldathon]

Cards of Legend ($15 USD)

Against mighty odds Hero’s hands paired, drawn, and set The Cards of Legend

These poker-sized playing cards are produced by the US Playing Card Company (USPCC), the same company responsible for the famous Bicycle card decks.

56 Poker sized cards

Printed on Bicycle grade paper with embossed finish

Unique suits (sword, heart, rupee, tri-force) and face cards

Custom card backs (available in red and blue)

Custom tuck box

Gold foil security seal and cellophane wrapper with tear band

You know. For any other Zelda fan who NEEDS these. Buy ’em here!

[dduane]

(With a tip of the hat to thestudentofcoffee, who reminded me of the passage)