reese

she/her

[lesbianelizabethfrankenstein]

bro i spent all of last season saying i thought misty was going to kill coach ben and now she’s out here engaging in ethical homophobia to keep him alive

[shesnake]

misty quigley trying to talk ben off the ledge using homophobia is probably the craziest shit she's ever pulled

[arabellas]

#the big three 🗣

[tomshiddles]

“Oh, baby girl… it’s okay!”

[mixedbag-o-beans]

can you imagine joel’s emotional whiplash? he’s laying there shivering, preparing himself to die alone. only to have ellie run back to him, holding his hand and comforting him. the way he stopped shivering??? like for a moment he’s thinking it’s going to be alright. and then ellie pulls out that dusty ass unsterile needle and thread??? the look in that man’s eyes??? that was pure: “oh yeah no i’m gonna fucking die”

[dailyflicks]

THE LAST OF US (2023-) S01E06 | “Kin”

[obiwan]

THE LAST OF US + the collective emotional trauma it causes <3

[pettycentral]

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

[adeptune01]

Jason: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Tim: Yeah, I'll take 17 Benadryl with a Monster and start seeing the cheese man.

Jason: The who?

Tim: Oh so this is not a safe space suddenly?

[h-l-w]

[fishfission-dc]

Batfamily Powerpoint Night!

(mandatory team building)

Bruce:

Dick:

Tim:

Jason (they forced him to be there so he’s making it everyone’s problem):

Cass:

Stephanie:

Damian:

Duke:

Barbara:

Alfred (unexpected addition, mostly about Tim):

[navypine]

I hope Barbie (2023) is the weirdest movie I’ve ever seen.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Here’s my logic:

You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station

You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence

You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way

If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours

[what-even-is-thiss]

These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

[rosesforwildwitches]

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am laughing so hard right now at this. Just look at it. Modern art.

[the-haiku-bot]

I am laughing so

hard right now at this. Just look

at it. Modern art.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[danlous]

When in the Barbie teaser the little girls smash their baby dolls' heads in Space Odyssey style after Barbie's appearance because Barbie represented the dawn of a new age where women could be more than just mothers

[sonyaskullz]

THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT

[britalizard]

I cannot express how much I have riding on Greta Gerwig’s Barbie (2023) like y’all don’t understand I want it to be phenomenal I want it to be groundbreaking I want it to break box office records I want it to make film bros angry beyond comprehension I want it to overwrite my brain chemistry I want to see camp and trash and elegance and sublimity I want Ryan Gosling to win an Oscar I want Greta Gerwig to haunt my dreams like the ghost of Barbie Past, Present, and Future

[sandmandaddy69]