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I spend wayyy too much time obsessing over book characters if you wanna follow that blog it's @night-court-dreamer This blog is for everything else that I find funny 😁

[summercourtship]

after reading the wicked king: 

[highlordrhysie]

Friendly reminder

Friendly reminder that Cardan cannot lie so when he says “ i cannot”, he’s basically admiting he thinks Jude looks beautiful because he physically cannot say she looks hideous.

I love this moment because it’s over so quickly as he changes the subject that you almost miss the subtle admission he makes in these few lines!

[wictorianart]

Portrait of Jude Duarte from The Cruel Prince.  Had so much fun working on this piece!

[morgana0anagrom]

well you guys know how much i love painting bad boys. so here he is, Prince Cardan from The Cruel Prince by Holly Black 

i wanted him to have that wicked sexiness, and damn it was fun to paint him haha 

hope you guys will like it xoxo 

[blackthornkisses]

if the character is problematic, has dark hair, blue eyes(usually), a tragic backstory and is overall an arrogant sarcastic piece of shit then ladies and gentlemen IM ALREADY IN LOVE

[toastbutteregg]

[followwhereshegoes]

christmas season is upon us so here are my fav christmas vines

[amityrose]

[amityrose]

It was a good day for a walk 😁

[spideyjlaw]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[intoasylum]

My high school reunion is next month and I cannot believe I grew up to be Heather Mooney

[amityrose]

I have red hair now! 😁

[luke-danes]

“Written by Jess Mariano.” It’s no misprint.

[wolfgangreborn]

How does this even happen

[nooniebaddass-deactivated201804]

Platonic Kisses Are Important

[wolfgangreborn]

Platonic? We had sex later that same day.

[bnq]

“Platonic”

[wolfgangreborn]

This is so funny

[beaft]

paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations haven’t got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that you’ve painted with edible gold leaf

me, shoving handfuls of reheated takeout pizza into my gaping maw: a rookie mistake

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG