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Life is fucking pointless goodbye
Lawful evil is saying, “OMG I’m going to fail this test” even though both you and the whole entire school know you’re going to get the highest score on the test
astrology soulmate word search
i made my own astrology word search for y’all
FIRST SIGN YOU SEE IS YOUR SOULMATE’S SUN SIGN
SECOND SIGN YOU SEE IS THEIR MOON
THIRD SIGN YOU SEE IS THEIR RISING
i got scorpio sun / virgo moon / capricorn rising
psa this is just for fun dont take it seriously
I got Virgo sun, Aquarius moon, Aries rising
Leo sun, pisces moon, scorpio rising 🤔 🤔 🤔
scorpio sun, leo moon, pisces rising 💫
sagittarius sun, virgo moon, scorpio rising lol
Virgo sun, Leo moon, Sagittarius rising
I got Virgo Sun, Leo Moon, Capricorn Rising
(Note that I’m an Aries Sun, Pisces Moon, Cancer Rising)
Me: *sees someone I hate*
Me on the outside: ...
Me on the inside: Begone Thot. How dare you exist in the same room as me? Can you please go find a different universe to disgrace with your presence?
My Life As An Aries
Me: Yeah sorry but I’d rather not waste my time on boring people when I’ve got more important things to do.
Other Person: More important things to do?I’m trying to talk to you about your educational future! And you just spent all day actively seeking out posts that make you angry just so you could block all the people that liked those posts and the people who made them in the first place!
Me: Yeah but like college is boring? And finding new people to block is important? Anger?? Is good?? For the soul??
Lunch lines can go fuck themselves 🙃
Character: *is a bitch*
Me: I love you
Problem: *exists*
Me: What do I do?
Aries Sun: Fight some hoe
Pisces Moon: Ignore the problem until it goes away
Cancer Rising: Cry in front of everyone and play the victim
My dumb self: Yes, these all seem like healthy coping mechanisms
100 Things Better Than A Valentines Date
1) Time for yourself
2) Not having to spend money on a gift
3) Not having to share chocolate
4) Chocolate in general
5) Actually, scratch that, food in general
6) Your phone or desktop or laptop or tablet
7) Free WiFi
8) Tumblr
9) Books
10) Movies
11) Netflix
12) Video Games
13) Being able to sing as much as you want without fear that your SO might leave you because of it
14) Your bed
15) Your Mama (I'm sorry)
16) Your family
17) Your friends
18) Your pets
19) Your friends' pets
20) Playing in the snow
21) Playing in the nonsnow if you have no snow where you live
22) Shopping
23) Playing an instrument
24) Exercise
25) Getting revenge on your enemies by pranking them
26) Painting
27) Sculpting
28) Drawing
29) Dancing without fear of your SO judging you
30) Meditation
31) A spa day
32) Wrapping yourself in a blanket burrito
33) Fanfiction
34) Fanart
35) Learning a new language
36) Traveling abroad
37) Traveling within your own country
38) Watching YouTube's endless supply of cat videos
39) Plotting world domination
40) Asking Alexa to play Despacito
41) Asking Google Home or Siri to play Despacito if you don't have Alexa
42) Memes
43) Finding the Holy Grail or the Fountain of Youth
44) Taking a nap
45) Yoga
46) Tea
47) Coffee, especially Starbucks
48) Financial Stability
49) Having a job you actually enjoy
50) Taking selfies
51) Taking photos in general
52) Taking the Hogwarts House test again because you refuse to believe you're part of that house
53) Taking personality tests in general
54) Creative Writing
55) Roleplay
56) Getting over 500 likes
57) Witnessing Shaggy at 10% of his power
58) Building a rocket
59) Fighting a mummy
60) Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
61) Discovering something that doesn't exist
62) Giving a monkey a shower
63) Stealing the last 5 suggestions from the Phineas and Ferb theme song
64) Nostalgically rewatching cartoons from your childhood
65) Watching anime
66) Cosplay
67) Storytelling
68) Playing D&D
69) Reading why your zodiac sign is better than the others
70) Reading why your MBTI type is better than the others
71) Having self confidence
72) Taking a warm shower
73) Taking a bubble bath
74) Preparing for a natural disaster
75) Preparing for the zombie apocalypse
76) Pranking your friends
77) Spinning in circles until you're dizzy
78) Finding a four leaf clover
79) Going camping
80) Stargazing
81) Finding a way to communicate with aliens
82) Giving yourself compliments because you deserve it
83) Sewing
84) Thinking about how the fiction character you like is way better than any real person
85) Being able to use dead memes without fear that your SO will judge you for it
86) Your killer style.
87) Making a complicated AU for your favorite fandom
88) Recognising that you are beautiful, inside and out
89) Making up your own song
90) Being followed back by someone you follow
91) Believing in magic
92) Being yourself
93) Chasing your dreams
94) Going to Ikea
95) Going to a concert
96) Facing your fears
97) Laughing at how inaccurate Google Translate is
98) Having a fun night out with the rest of your single friends.
99) Making the world a better place. 100) Making lists.
could someone who’s never seen BTS explain this picture
Blonde and redhead dudes got drunk at work, leading to the blonde gluing his shoe to his hair and the redhead dude to turn his neck to a painful angle. Now, blonde dude is trying to get his shoe off his hair, brown hair dude puts redhead’s neck back to its proper position, causing redhead to scream in pain, while black hair dude is scolding redhead dude for bringing alcohol to work in the first place.
Hey, Science Side of Tumblr! How much garlic bread do I have to eat before I become vampire poison?
About 11 garlic bread.
Thanks, science side of Tumblr!
Hey, Science Side of Tumblr! How much garlic bread do I have to eat before I become vampire poison?
Thanks, science side of Tumblr!
Hey, Science Side of Tumblr! How much garlic bread do I have to eat before I become vampire poison?
Me: *is good at something*
Some random classmate: *is better at it than me*
Me: Oh, well, guess that invalidates my talent in that thing, now back to thinking that I'm a worthless human being lmao
Me: Ok, Sims, I'm going to switch households for a bit. I trust that you can handle things on your own for a while.
Me: *switches households for 3 seconds, comes back, all my Sims from the first household are dead*
Me: What the fuck?
Me: You know, sometimes I don’t actually think I’m an Aries lol.
Also Me: *thinks everything is a competition and would rather die than lose a game*
Me: Here, dog! Fetch!
*throws frisbee*
Dog: Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not gonna happen!