Why, yes, I want fries with that.

Amon-A-Horse. Ancient demigod. Cosplayer. Musician. Professional potato. Feel free to poke around. Don't be shy.

[sugarglum-moved-deactivated2019]

life is cruel girl

[badasserywomen]

“I’m so glad you’re my partner in crime.” “As long as you’re my partner in time.”

[oujioujiouji-deactivated2020021]

J-electro Runway, a classy japanese electronica mix to transform every street you cross today in your very own catwalk.Artwork by a bitch that is me

Download here

[oujioujiouji-deactivated2020021]

dont miss this #pop #culture #milestone

[xvrkitree-deactivated20200122]

[imkrisyim]

It’s you and me, Pearl. Let’s fuse.

[beesmygod]

i am SICK of tumblr ignoring this issue

the producer of law and order’s name is dick wolf

[phantomrose96]

Okay I just love how…cuddly the Gems have gotten with Steven

I feel like in a lot of the earlier episodes, we see Steven being left to his own devices in the house while the Gems go on mission or go back into their rooms. But they’ve slowly been getting closer–less mentor and more family.

We’ve moved from Steven spending most of the time wandering the boardwalk, making himself food, or watching tv alone to shots of stuff like

and it makes me so happy.

[gnar-killed]

[fuzzwars-moving]

[catbreon]

Square Mom Wins Again

[grilledcheese-samwich-deactivat]

finals

[justdoitdaily-fitblr]

im actually speechless

[sonianeverlime-deactivated20150]

I actually did this for math finals

[marvilcomicsrock-blog]

For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*

[rhdcarts]

in US Government last year our teacher said we could have one notecard to use as a cheat sheet and gave us a whole packet (meaning like 10 pages) of things that would be on our test. he said, and i quote, “there is no way to fit everything youre going to need on there so you better study”  i fit every last piece of info on that card and didnt study at all i got an a

moral of the story: dont tell me what i can and cannot do

[locomania22]

before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card.

[htsxegiaio]

people watching steven universe like

[weloveshortvideos]

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir-deactivated2019090]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[wunderlass]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[findbeautyinyourbones]

“It’s 10 am and I’m ready for lunch”, a story by me.

[findbeautyinyourbones]

“I just ate 20 minutes ago and I’m already thinking about dinner”, another story by me.

[elle-pop]

“It’s 10pm what’s for breakfast tomorrow”, a sequel.

[weloveshortvideos]

[gh0stvirgo]

NO THIS IS SOME QUALITY CONTENT

[amon-a-horse]

morrissarty:

cheeky-jackharries:

avatar-rokuu:

veryscarytwist:

how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS 

AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS

AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS

what

[btanboys]

when he dont text back