Temple Phoenix

Talkin' nonsense, collectin' swag... Fanbases include (but are not limited to) Transformers, Marvel comics (especially Avengers), the Yakuza games, Steven Sondheim, Michael Moorcock, TTRPGs, Columbo, Delicious in Dungeon, Greek mythology, Monstress, and general shenanigans. Twitter account: http://twitter.com/TemplePhoenix

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[pusheen]

[jollybelieverwonderland]

[depsidase]

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[pointandshooter]

photo: David Castenson

[pusheen]

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[injuries-in-dust]

"Great pink supine protoplasmic invertebrate!"

[holespoles]

Tove Jansson (1914–2001) Moominland Midwinter

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[trueplainhearts]

HOLLY HUMBERSTONE _ CRUEL WORLD

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕