Amon Rawya

"Namárië! Nai hiruvalyë Valimar!" // "...seanchas anns a’ Ghàidhlig, s’ i a’ chainnt nas mìlse leinn; an cànan thug ar màthair dhuinn nuair a bha sinn òg nar cloinn’..."

[frog-thief]

[renna-the-witch]

this gold is ours and ours alone

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[chevs-and-spiders]

Sun and moon.

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[gailstephensleatherjacket]

[mooneyedmoth]

Yavanna meeting her favourite OC, Bilbo

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[frankensteinsmonst3r]

Bilbo and Gollum while the Company was running for their lives from Goblins

Gollum: I'm tall when I'm young but short when I'm old, what-

Bilbo: You're a candle.

Gollum: FUCK

[amonrawya]

Bilbo: what gets wet the more it dries

Gollum: ...does we thinks precious has never used a towel?

Bilbo: ...

Gollum: Precious has stayed in a premier inn

[whyenn-reader]

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

[whyenn-reader]

HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS

HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.

[whyenn-reader]

NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING

[arikot27]

[all-hail-the-antler-king]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[vkkoba-deactivated20250907]

"From humans Koba learned hate. But nothing else."

[dannyawesome65]

[zookie-art]

Been thinking about this movie again

[complete-clownery]

Okay guys

[berryxtart]

“This life might not look like much to you, but I am content, and isn’t that all that matters?”

[entnoot]

Been thinking a lot about The Hunger Games again recently so here’s a Katniss 🏹