The World Is Burning But At Least I Have Yaoi/Yuri

19 | Any pronouns Anti-Ai. I write fanfictions and make silly little posts.

[frankensteinsmonst3r]

I love writing from Thorin's POV. He's either oblivious, yearning, or confused.

[thecollectorofships]

why not all three at once

[frankensteinsmonst3r]

The funny thing is that 9/10 it is

[frankensteinsmonst3r]

Chapter 3 is Out!

The Hard Thing About Flowers - Chapter 3 - frankensteinsmonst3r - The Hobbit (Jackson Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

[rutobuka2]

Thranduil's been putting in a good word for Bilbo, it seems!

[frankensteinsmonst3r]

I love writing from Thorin's POV. He's either oblivious, yearning, or confused.

[wild-nerd13]

Im FINALLY done with this comic... ive had like no time to draw cause im packing for college so this is all ive been able to make recently 😭

And close ups ofc!!

[stay-the-knight]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

[shurikthereject]

"You want to help me, maybe?"

"Hmm but I'm so comfortable."

"I guess I could use the extra warmth."

Bagginshieldtober entry for Day 2: Breakfast

[eros-ghoulette]

i so love this scene, because what do you mean fÍli speaks up and then looks over to his uncle for affirmation. all he wants to do is make him proud

[frankensteinsmonst3r]

The gollum and Bilbo scene in the hobbit is so funny. Gollum is like “I’m going to attack you and eat you whole you pathetic weakling, unless 👆, you answer my riddle three.”

[thevoices-17]

dude a lot of lotr ships are so funny because of the implications. Like sam and frodo? Yeah thats just mad baggins and his gardener wtv

But bagginshield? BAM bilbo is now consort under the mountain and technically dwarven royalty

Gigolas? Uh so hey gimli how would u feel about your father in law being the ELVEN KING

Barduil? Well i hope bard's children are excited for their new father THE KING OF MIRKWOOD (tho to be fair bard is already king of dale so maybe its not that weird)

The second royalty gets involved we start reshaping the entire system of middle earth and i love that <3

[injuries-in-dust]

[lakemojave]

@inneskeeper

[flagellant]

...I want to refute this but no, I....yeah

[tundrakatiebean]

[captions]

Person on screen: needs a couple pats of butter, a splash of olive oil, simmered on low with a bay leaf and a cinnamon stick. What?! You never seen a boy who knows his way around the kitchen? 

Yeah my mom always wanted a little girl but she got stuck with me instead. That wasn’t gonna stop her though so all my friends were opening up nerf guns and bmx bikes on their birthday, I was getting crockpots. 

(scene changes to the person dressed in a nice black suit jacket, bright pink dress shirt, and black tie) Yeah laugh it up! Take a picture while you’re at it 'cause this is the last time you’ll ever see me in a suit! How do boys wear these things??

(scene changes to the person dressed in the same shirt and tie with no jacket and the shirt cuffs unbuttoned and rolled up, with purple nail polish on their nails) No, I don’t know how to fight. I was only ever taught how to deescalate situations with healthy communication and emotional validation.

[coldwateriztasty]

[monesterplace]

I was happy that my drawing was well received ( thanks everyone:'D )

so I think it would be a shame not to color it

...A masterpiece film, a masterpiece king .

[muttsandmustelidae]

“hey this dog looks to be struggling to perform very basic functions and that is very worrying” “well ACTUALLY if you STUDIED THE BREED STANDARD you’d see that this dog is actually the IDEAL ______” YEAH. THIS TOO IS THE PROBLEM. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING.

[muttsandmustelidae]

“you can’t blame breeders for breeding to standard :/“ i actually find it very easy to blame them. they are the ones creating the dogs on purpose, you see

[teethwreath]

[cringecorp]

so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.

and i need to show you all some of these because ?????

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”