Mrs. Moonboots

I'm probably procrastinating right now. Elena / 21 / Spain / Black lives matter / Brown lives matter / Trans lives matter

[diegoide]

[coruscanty]

me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

[gaynosha]

my cat following me after hearing me get up and go to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

[intriga-hounds]

can i interest u in a box of friend??

[panzerschwanzwagen]

a box of biohazard maybe

[intriga-hounds]

the only hazard here is ur attitude

[melonmemes]

this tweet killed me so i had to share

[yallarebrutalizingme-deactivate]

[altemo3]

brian quit playing games with my heart

[elektranatchios]

In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with eight people, rural farming communities, college towns. I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here. And I realized that, this whole time, I was just wandering around, everywhere, just looking for you. I love you and I like you.

[riddle-of-revenge]

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[lavender-lily]

this screenshot cold-clocked me thrice

[getmad-govegan]

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

[carnival-phantasm]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

broke: supernatural creatures comparing humans to worms, ants or any other insect creatures in a hateful tone

woke: supernatural creatures in awe of the shit humans do/put up with given their limited abilities

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

“wh. what do you mean your limbs dont regenerate. so if you lose one, you just gotta…deal with it?”

“yeah?”

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

bespoke: humans making up stupid limitations just to fuck with the supernatural beings

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

Steve, an absolute trashbag who loves to fuck with ppl in general: “Yeah so we as humans aren’t able to injest water during a full moon because of how potent the lunar pull on it is.”

Yveseriel, a Seraphim with 12 eyes and 7 pairs of wings:

[with-drops-of-jupiter]

I C A N N O T breathe

[wdwpres-deactivated20190130]

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

OH MY G OD

[mypetufo]

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Some of you did not spend your childhoods making potions out of random leaves and berries and twigs and just throwing them all in a tub of water and stirring it with a big stick you found and it shows.

[suzirya]

But it’s never too late to start

[emmettmccartycullen]

Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

[paperfruit-deactivated20200815]

one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us

[polyglotplatypus]

if u ever wonder how europeans can rely on trains so much to travel thru entire countries

this is why

(312km/h is about 194mph)

[spectre-head]

? Yea is this not the same everywhere??

[polyglotplatypus]

doesnt seem to be

[disregardcanon]

Also, most areas in America don’t even HAVE passenger rail anymore

[quietdoppelganger]

The automotive industry purposely tried to kill off trains here in America

[salty-red-mage]

Public transit in general if we’re being honest.

[killjoylastlaughter-deactivated]

As an europeean, what the fuck america?

[technicolorrelays]

if you ever see something weird about america chances are it’s because some powerful industry decided to kill something that would have worked towards the public good for profit

[princessdanhowell]

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]