Sectumsempra de amor não dói.

Blog pessoal, mas também dedicado a Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter. Posts NSFW podem aparecer ocasionalmente.

[eleadore]

“Do you have any idea what a bloody awful liar you make?” 

[amortentiaspoison]

Draco: *gasps, inspecting the plate* how on earth did you get it this clean?

Harry: *shrugs* dishwasher

Draco: *pulls out his wand, pointing it at a dirty plate*

Draco: *whispers under his breath* Dishwasher

[cilly-murphy]

[billdenbroing]

Can you imagine Tom helping Ginny write her poem?

“You must begin by mentioning his green eyes. They’re his most attractive feature.”

“Now his hair. It’s dark like-“ “A blackboard?” “…Yes, I suppose that’ll do.”

“You have to fit ‘divine’ in there somewhere, Ginny. It’s of the utmost importance.”

“Don’t use ‘defeated’. Conquered sounds far more palatable for a valentines poem, doesn’t it? You don’t defeat someone’s heart. You conquer it.” “But I’m using it in reference to you-know-who…” “Yes, well. The point is that it sounds better.”

“Oh, and you should use Dark Lord instead of you-know-who. Put it right at the end of the poem. You shouldn’t even sign it. Just leave it like that.”

[teaberryblue]

Ten Brief Ways To Comment on Fic For People Who are Nervous To Comment on Fic

I’ve seen a few conversations lately about commenting on fic and how to do it if you get shy or anxious or don’t know what to say, or what to do if you’ve already kudosed a fic and wish you could kudos it a second time. 

 1) "Just read this for a second time!” 2) “I loved this!” 2) “<3″ 4) “This was great!” 5) “One of my favorites!” 6) “Extra kudos!” 7) Reply to another comment with “all of this!″ or “+1″ 8) “Will definitely recommend this!” 9) “This was my favorite part: [paste quote]” 10) “Thanks for writing this!” 

No one will be angry if you leave a short comment.  Your comment doesn’t have to be different or unique.  It will still bring a smile to people’s faces! 

Another great thing you can do is add a fic to your bookmarks with a “favorites” selection (the little heart).  You don’t have to say anything and the author will know you cared enough to let other people know you liked it, because bookmarks often function as reclists to others. 

You can also post a link to the fic on tumblr or another social media site!  Even if you’re too shy to tell the author how much you liked it, telling other people to read it will bring more readers, and maybe one of them will say just what you couldn’t say. 

[potofsoup]

Also: I get super nervous about commenting, so I usually only read through existing comments until *after* I’ve commented. It helps me a lot to not think about all the super smart things other people have said. :D And seriously, even incoherent comments like “GUHHHHHHH BUCKY T____T” is awesome.

[this-is-neery]

“I just reread this” is one of my FAVORITE comments to get, because OMG not only did you like it, you liked it so muc you came back and read it AGAIN? :D :D :D :D You don’t have to say much, or anything new, or anything exciting to make an author very happy. A PERSON LIKED THE THING I MADE!!!!! is new and exciting all by itself. Even when it’s the tenth comment. Even when it’s the hundredth comment. (Another great thing, if you can’t think of anything to say, is to quote your favorite sentence or paragraph. I LOVE knowing what bits of the story resonated with people.)

[amortentiaspoison]

Harry: [petting a hippogriff on the head]

Draco: I wanna ride that.

Pansy: I thought you said you didn't like hippogriffs.

Draco: I wasn't talking about the hippogriff.

[equalistmako]

someone: I love how welcoming and nice and non-toxic this fandom is~

me, sipping hard liquor from a “World’s Best Grandma” coffee mug: lmao give it time

[theongryjoyy]

You’re a wizard, Harry.

[somesouphere]

i’m having angry feelings against homophobes again today

[s-u-w-i]

Luna Lovegood and the Wrackspurts - commission for dear Taryndraws :3

[megjgreyanswers]

all aboard the choluna expresssssss~

rereading all hp books and sobbing silently 

[elvndork]

hp aesthetic: the Slytherin trio that never was → Draco, Blaise, Pansy

baby, I’m a nightmare dressed in a daydream

[monttagues]

Malfoy’s fingernails scrabbled the back of Harry’s hand hopelessly.

[parseltonquinq]

Rumor Has It: Once an article speculating about Harry and Draco’s supposed relationship is released, everyone eats it up. There’s just one problem—they aren’t actually dating. 

Harry tipped his seat on the two back legs, rocking softly and trying not to tune out the host. He and Draco had been asked to come onto some talk show to talk about Puddlemere—how the team was doing, what they thought about other teams, what they thought about the fans’… enthusiasm. Harry hated doing press like this and if his coach hadn’t asked him personally, he doubted he would’ve come at all. Draco came because he was excellent in interviews and knew Harry would need the support should someone ask an indelicate question.

“You two are Puddlemere’s golden boys,” the host said, aiming for flattery before the question, “and the fans know this. What does it feel like to be idolized by so many people?”

Continuing to rock, Harry didn’t listen to what Draco was saying, not being able to think of much else but getting out of the studio. He was rocking back when Draco put a firm hand on his leg, forcing him to rest all four chair legs on solid ground. Harry struggled not to sigh, instead slouching a bit in his chair. Draco’s hand was warm and seemed to have rooted him into place. He looked up at his friend, who was smiling at the host, responding eloquently.

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