Sirius Thoughts and Amory Dreams

Space Jam Activist, One Among The Fence, Arrested Development Addict.

[ex-plore]

concept: me, in a few years, having my shit together

[justbadpuns]

[markv5]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[really-funny-posts]

doctor: you have 2 minutes to live

me: ok cool

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[wikilaura]

Twas

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[iraffiruse]

Animal Guards

[robotmoxie]

its fucked up how hippos look so cute and silly and are capable of such incredible violence

like i get it, but i want a hippo to be my friend instead of being a universally lethal encounter

[robotmoxie]

look at that stance

[moonjammed]

[sexemulators]

[twitterlols]

[thetownwitches]

i don’t like texting because it fosters this idea that we have to be accessible to others and to interaction 24/7??? stop that!!! if im not texting back, it’s not bc i i hate you, it’s because im just chilling, ok? and interacting is draining. i don’t think every person should have to be accessible to everyone that has their number literally every second of every day. stop apologizing for not texting back “on time.” do you, live ya life on your own time okay????

[dragongirltongue]

Reminder that Team Skull is the most successful villain team in Pokemon

Every team before them may come close to succeeding at something but the protag and a legendary always shows up to put them back in their place. Team Skull may have only taken over a gated community but fuck, they still own that place, they took something over and no one stopped them.

[ruthlessamor]

The best

[readasaur]

The secret of success: setting achievable goals

[latex-salesman]

[johnmulaneys]