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I am bad at overwatch

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[eastern-bloc-party-archive]

[dogpuppy]

[bigtimetommy]

[ligamentgirl]

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN READ FROM A FILE

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN WRITE TO A FILE

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN ACCEPT USER INPUT

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN PLAY AUDIO AT AN APPROPRIATE VOLUME

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN RUN FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME WITHOUT CRASHING

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN DISPLAY TO A MONITOR

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU KNOW HOW TO RUN

[virtualgirladvance]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[ned8-back-again]

Hey guys, first day in geopolitics class. Is it a good sign when the leader of your country is posting ai videos of himself being anointed in blood?

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

[cutecipher]

cats have access to keyboard shortcuts we can barely comprehend

[rickybabyboy]

haha cropped your videos

[imaginary-sanity]

She walked across the keyboard and did this... I don't even know

[the-big-mood]

At the end of the Jurassic Park game for Sega CD, Jeff Goldblum had a special message for gamers - 'breath, take a walk, go talk to the member of the opposite sex.' 😭

[the-big-mood]

you can’t be telling these 1996 lies to 2026 babies 😭😭

[staff]

we fucked up

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[tastytoastz]

[big-brain-brian]

[staff]

we fucked up

[the-big-mood]