A Most Illogical Argument

An RP/ask blog for Transformers Prime Shockwave. A tired scientist with a trohblesome human compainion. 

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Send me "You're mine!" to see how my muse reacts to your muse telling them just that!

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send a symbol for a mermaid starter

🐬 my muse is a merperson who just got placed in the aquarium where yours works

🌲 my muse is a merperson that saved yours from drowning, only to deposit them on a deserted island

☁ my muse is a merperson who lives by the seashore near your muse’s house. your muse catches them sitting on the rocks peoplewatching one day

⚓ my muse is a merperson, and yours is a pirate who captures them

💧 my muse is a merperson, and yours is the merperson they are betrothed to marry, to unite their underwater kingdoms

💍 my muse is a merperson, and yours is the human they are betrothed to marry, to unite neighboring land and sea kingdoms

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Munday

Send one of the following symbols, if you can’t see the symbol, send the colour

🟠 Orange - Do you see any similarities between you and your muse? ⚫ Black  - Do you think you and your muse would be friends in real life? ⚪ White - What drew you so much to your muse? 🔴 Red - Do you have a dream AU you haven’t written in yet? 🔵 Blue - Have you cosplayed as your muse? 🟤 Brown - What is a headcannon you are particularly proud of? 🟣 Purple - Is there a fandom you are in that’s unrelated to this muse? 🟢 Green - How far, if at all, do you think you have deviated from cannon? 🟡 Yellow - What is the best motivation for you to write your muse?

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Psych — Season 2  {Sentence Starters}

“Do something. I dare you!”

“Stop trying to figure it out!“

“Nose hair trimmer. Invest.“

“I don’t think anybody’s here.“

“The sign says ‘Do not touch’.”

“The extra T is for extra talent.“

“Don’t be a giant snapping turtle.“

“I like to call it ‘very close talking’.“

“Well, that’s a stupid house to rob.“

“Yes, you weren’t surprised enough.“

“I’m gonna crack her like a bad back!“

“Doodles are the windows to the soul.”

“Where’d you get that suit, the toilet store?”

“Does anyone live up to your expectations?“

“You picked today to ask him that question?“

“This car makes me want to weep and then die.“

“That depends. Are you a fan of delicious flavor?”

“How about you play six degrees of kiss my ass?“

“That doesn’t make any sense. None whatsoever.“

“I don’t need you and your misplaced prepositions!“

“She is an enigma wrapped in a little blonde riddle.“

“You should be ashamed of yourself and your family.”

“First of all, that sounds like a totally disturbing game.”

“There’s a better than decent chance this goes poorly.“

“Your horoscopes suck. Yours are all way too specific.”

“The bruises didn’t go away for a year, but totally worth it.“

“We went almost three hours without having an argument.“

“If I had learned how to laugh as a child, I would right now.“

“A little girl outside just started crying when she saw this shirt.“

“I feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy.“

“It’s like a genocide of color… somewhere, a rainbow is weeping.“

“Don’t be an idiot. I’m not one of your fans. I barely even like you.“

“I think your shirt and his shirt should get together and go bowling.“

“No, I’m not mad. I’m happy. I’m thrilled. I love looking like an idiot.“

“You can talk all you want, but facts and logic will win out this time.”

“Well, I did go to cheerleader camp. For two weeks. I got kicked out.“

“Do not get up there and start winging it! That’s not how we operate.“

“Okay, don’t take this the wrong way, but… I think it lacks some passion.“

“Admit it, you’re a little turned on by the whole bounty hunter thing, aren’t you?“

“Don’t you dare learn a wrong lesson while I’m trying to teach you a right lesson!”

“Can you even remember what it felt like to be able to move the muscles in your face?“

“Great, now we got a mummy on the loose and the son of a bitch knows how to drive a stick?“

“You treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again.“

“What, you have something? The point of those examples was to imply it wouldn’t be so obvious.”

“I’ve been worried about you since you turned three and started eating your own toenails.“

“Maybe we should get the robber’s phone number so you can call and tell him how disappointed you are.“

“Yeah, it’s a long story. Suffice to say I don’t like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little bit on the back of the head.”

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if u are ever scared to send me a meme, remember that I am a nerd who does this every time someone sends me the thing. 

this has been a very important PSA

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((Okay, please do not send screamers or anything nasty to this blog. The mun has auditory issues and is very easily startled, thank you! Harmless pranks are okay though!))

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I see a lot of carrier drama.

I am glad Railmotor was not conceived in the traditional way.

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In-Depth Sinday Meme

What is your muse’s favorite place(s) to be touched?

Are there any foods that are like aphrodisiacs to your muse?

Are there particular scents/sounds that turn your muse on?

Does your muse enjoy dirty talk? Do they like to do the talking or being dirty talked?

What are some subtle gestures that get your muse in the mood?

How does your muse communicate to others they they’re in the mood?

How does your muse flirt?

How does your muse approach someone they want to sleep with?

What are some physical things your muse does when they want someone to sleep with them?

How does your muse approach one-night stands versus long term partners?

Is your muse very physically intimate?

Is your muse very emotionally intimate?

Does your muse enjoy cuddling after sex?

What are the requirements for your muse to sleep with someone?

Does your muse use protection? If so, what kind?

What is a fantasy your muse has?

Is your muse noisy in bed? How noisy? What makes them reach that level?

Does your muse enjoy teasing? Giving or receiving? How long can they stand it?

How does your muse respond to people making advances on them?

What is a kink your muse has? How would they bring it up to their partner?

What is one sexual insecurity that your muse has?

What kills the mood for your muse instantly?

What gets your muse in the mood instantly?

Does your muse enjoy roleplaying in the bedroom?

Does your muse prefer gentle lovemaking or rough sex?

Is your muse the type to fall in love from having sex or to leave it be?

What was your muse’s first sexual experience?

What was your muse’s best sexual experience?

What was their worst sexual experience?

Does your muse enjoy kissing? Caressing?

What is your muse’s favorite part of sex?

What is one area they’re great at during sex?

What is one area they could use improvement in during sex?

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((Starter call! Like/reblog for a starter, since mun is in quarantine hell))

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Send ‘regress’ to meet my muse as a child.

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relationships

Send one to talk to my muse about their relationship with another character!

“I see you’ve met ____.”

“You and ____ seem pretty close.”

“I didn’t know you were friends with ____.”

“Woah, what’s your problem with ____?”

“___ really doesn’t like you.”

“I thought you should know, I saw you kissing ____.”

“Look, I know you slept with ____.”

“You do know that ____ is in love with you, right?”

“Well well well, someone has a crush on ____.”

“____ told me that you’ve been friends for years.”

“Are you related to ____ by any chance?”

“You seem frightened of ____.”

“You won’t be seeing ____ any more.”

“____ hurt you, didn’t they?”

“I’ve noticed that you’ve been spending a lot of time with ____.”

“Did you really spend the night with ____?”

“I heard you moved in with ____.”

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| How do you die?

((OH MY F-))

Tagged by: @daringherring​

Tagging: Anyone I guess. @helliontwins​ maybe???

[daringherring]

♥ for a starter

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[shitthepizza]

Send “Frisky” for my muses reaction to your muse getting handsy...

Forewarning muses may be subject to getting slapped or punched if the touching is not well received.

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Hm.

@helliontwins

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Send me “Kiss” Plus a body part and my Muse will react to yours kissing them there

Can be SFW or NSFW