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I MISS MY FUCKIN FISH my theme used to havve little swwimmin guppies wwrigglin about wwhat you could givve bits a fish food to an it wwas great an then flash got axed an noww they AINT THERE an its the saddest fuckin tragity wwhat evver did disgrace this god damn vvirtual nightmare

#ivve already complained about this i fuckin wwant them #also yes im nautically inclined ET CETERA wwe fuckin get it #i aint flippin six anymore i can enjoy an array a things #the wwheel in the theme still wworks i suppose but wwhat is it to pilot a ship wwhen the seas it lays upon is barren #you can spawwn sharks for evver i guess but its different ok #WWAIT HANG THE FUCK ON #THE SHARKIFY BUTTON IS FUCKIN GONE this is UNACCEPTABLE #goin to rectify this aysap #fuckin pain in the ass fuckin wwebsites #i put it back but the wwretched fuckin beasts aint showwin up they do on the wwebsite i got em from but not here #wwho do i havve to blast to get some fuckin MARINE LIFE UP IN HERE my TRIGGER FINGERS gettin itchy #god damn et cetera #i remember links fuckin up wwhen you put em in bios but ivve been awway so long i dont remember the fix or if there evven is one here FUCK #this is one for the delete pile im just in a fuckin mood

i hope carcinoaquarium are out there havvin the best fuckin life to grace the planet

#and also maybe that they post again god wwillin #miss the buggers their posts are consistanly remarkable #ill probably grab a bunch a their wwork wwhen sleep isnt creepin up behind me hellbent on makin me use the typin slab as a pilloww

the fuck are all my drafts an shit so embarrassin for

#theyre all reblogs of a type i dont evven knoww howw to quantify imagine the fakeyist fake bee ess youd see off anyone elses wwebsite #its dowwnright bleedin shameful is wwhat it is im clearin out all that bunk #im sure the shit on the blog proper aint much better but if i havve to look at the tripe ivve subjected others to #i vvery wwell may choke to an unrestful death on the bile risin in my throat

roselalonde

karkat’s respiteblock is the cleanest out of all of the beta trolls..

look at that. immaculate

roselalonde

catch him putting coasters under drinks and vacuuming the ceiling, this boy’s a proper neat freak in comparison to everyone else

gauzemer

No wonder he was so wound up on the meteor

roselalonde

karkat in the group memo after coming across ANOTHER pile of objects:

#kar

hitmanagent47

I hate my fucking sniper rifle its so stupid

best-of-inspirobot

[Life is short. Go rogue.]

solluxander

erikar👀

forever and ever

#kar

solluxander

wwhat wwould you do if wwe hung out at the land a wwrath an angels (an wwere both boys)

#kar #fuckin tight

karkat

phemiec

This is a song about a whale. NO. This is a song about being Eridan.

An Eridan Ampora fansong. I recorded this with a sore throat so maybe i’m nuts for posting it, but I sorta liked the outcome even if it isn’t perfect. :)

Download at SoundCloud source.

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I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip and I have a friend I pity quite a bit she said “grab your gun let’s have some fun, share with me your perigees I have responsibilities, I cannot run!”

“I do not wish the death of any living thing, I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen and put an end to slaughter, but until then I’m keen on staking claim to land and sea and everyfin between.”

I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules but when have angels ever helped me yet? and magic isn’t real and anyway it doesn’t matter cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deflect

the angry death of every hopeful thought that I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not in someones spider web or net I could be caught but I’m too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot

So what? Do you want me to say sorry? should I apologize, when you ignore me? I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely or to be hatched into an ugly story

I am a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares but then I guess I bored them both to death And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces better yet invent a brand new method of ascension

I’m impressed, you’ve managed to survive but rest assured we’d all be better off dead than alive cause when they get a-hold of us we’ll all be batter fried and I’m surprised that nobody’s considered switching sides

So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying any chance of getting back on your good gills And I don’t want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple well then bleeding’s the new breathing, don’t you think I will!

I used to wish the death of every living thing I might be your killer but you’d never be my queen so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams I’m done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems

That I am just pathetic, I won’t be overlooked I’m past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook I’ve made a manifesto, I’ve been bested by a crook, but never more! I’m planning on reclaiming what he took…

So what? do you want me to say sorry? should I apologize, when you ignore me? I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely or to be hatched into an ugly story to be hatched into an ugly story

Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory

I am a prince and I live in a ship I am a prince and I live in a ship

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EDIT: Tabs can now be found here.