I Deserve To Kill.

|| Call me Gauze! || She/Her || 23 || My Ao3: gauzemer || My Etsy: StoreytimeCrochet || We are going to get through this ||

[gauzemer]

Oh fuck I’m getting published in print tomorrow

[gauzemer]

ITS OUT ITS OUT ITS OUT

SPECULATIVE EROTICS — God's Cruel Joke

[puncertainty]

<3 (prints here)

[wanderingcoasties]

“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”

— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)

[byjove]

watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema

[byjove]

audiences do NOT want Star Wars slop, audiences want a movie made by a guy who really wanted to make a movie

[raptorific]

[theartofwillowbird]

Haven’t drawn the Witches of Bell’s Hells in a hot minute!

Enjoy!!

[furrypost-generator]

[furrypost-generator]

bitches be sucking farts there

[ravingsockmonkey]

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

[alexseanchai]

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

[headbenzhawk]

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

[animentality]

[drtrinitysantos]

coffeeshops used to give you a free drink for your birthday and now they just text you like "Hey bestie! Since you're a CoffeePoints™ rewards™ member, order yourself a birthday treat right now in our app™ and you will receive two (2) extra CoffeePoints™ with your purchase!! That's two points closer to a 1500 CoffeePoints™ reward™: your choice of one (1) disposable napkin*!!!"

*Exclusions apply. Offer is non-transferable and valid only at participating locations. Cannot be used toward plastic utensils or straws. Expires 20 minutes after qualifying purchase.

[drtrinitysantos]

shout-out to everyone name-dropping dunkin in the tags of this post that was in fact written about dunkin

[gar-wafflez]

@lesserknownwaifus this mushroom lady. Source

[theonion]

[toasteeghostie]

🌕✨️

My friends and I have started weekly art prompts, and this week's theme is: blue 💙 Naturally, I had to draw one of the most positive impacts on my life — Bear in the Big Blue House. This was one of the best parts of my day when I was a kid. 🧡

[sergal]

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

[coastal-mangos-one]

[khrysalisposting]

day 569 without dyvim whitehart sighting: im beginning to experience physical withdrawal symptoms

[trek-tracks]

Among the sizeable portion of humanity who would believe the Eridian footage to be faked, I wonder if “yeah, and Dr. Grace went to live on Erid in a beautiful biodome” becomes the new “we sent your dog to live on a farm upstate”

[lake-erie]

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

[papayajuan2019]

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

[marmorada]