homie pal bro amigo buddy im here to ask for gamzee n equius x reader period comfort pls i beg, i know they would likely suck at it but i need it anyway
im currently dying, getting killed fr, those cramps are like all 7 dwarfs and the snowwhite herself are shaking me from the inside
[Period comforts] [Gamzee x reader] [Equius x reader] [headcanons]
Warnings: Reader has periods but no gendered language except a 'mama's in gamzees, NSFW mentioned at the end in both sections. Gamzee and Equius being freaks but they do it out of affection.
A/N: my period is also coming anon so for both of us, we will survive. Also hi did y'all miss me pls say yes
Gamzee:
-Gamzee is actually not THAT hopeless, all things considered.
- Yeah Gamzee is high most of the time but he is intuitive imo, very much in tune with you as well. So he knows usually before even you do that your cycle is about to start.
- He's so fucking off putting going like,
"ItS cOmInG."
"What?"
"YoUr MoThErFuCkInG blOoD sPuRtS mAmAs. I cAn SmElL iT."
- Hey Gamz! What! (He's literally part goat he has the senses for it. It's weird.)
- Won't do the traditional stuff 100%, but does make it a point to make you rest on top of him, cradling you to his chest while he softly honks in between soft rambles of what everyones been up to this week.
- Nuzzling his face against yours, his face makeupless for once, he doesn't wanna get you dirty. His face is so soft ever since you taught him how to exfoliate and introduce him to makeup wipes.
-Shoves his warm as fuck hands under your shirt, trying to give you all the heat he can, rubs your stomach with little circles. Will purr at max volume for you, you can feel it through your entire body and it helps you sleep and take your mind off the pain.
- Gamzee will however get you as many sweet treats as you desire, faygo? Obviously your favorite flavor, Ice cream? Duh, there's like 10 containers in the freezer already. He is prepared.
- NSFW HC bc I feel like I can jump someones bones on my period: Gamzee does NOT give a fuck about some blood, absolutely no shame in his game. If orgasms help, he licks his lips and goes to town, you gotta use his horns to try and push this motherfucker away.
- He says you taste just as good as faygo, what the fuck is wrong with him.
Freak.
Equius:
- He is fucking clueless but he can learn!!! Please bear with him. He does want to be there for you.
- When youre curled into a ball in your room, he freaks the fuck out and thinks you're dying, and after you give him no response, he goes to Nepeta like !!! MY HUMAN IS DOWN. WHAT DO I DO.
- Nepeta, being the best meowrail ever! Has planned to be backup for this! So she gives him a crash course, complete with a chalkboard with images and diagrams.
- You'd think Equius' would be disgusted? Yeah no actually, he takes it so seriously. literally taking notes of what Nepeta says and cross referencing it with stuff he knows you enjoy.
- Brings you a heat pad, warm watter bottles, snacks, pain killers, your favorite food, literally anything and everything he can think of. His arms are full and he's sweating in your doorway like "I arrived as fast as I could little one." Like you're about to give birth 😭
- Will not touch you, just stands by your bed like a statue until you look up at him with red eyes and ask for cuddles.
- He wants to say no on account of him, yk, not being USED to those but he can't tell you no. He can deny so many of the other humans or trolls, even Nep. But you? No, he's weak.
- So he lowers himself to your bed, laying like a fucking vampire as he let's you move him to your comfort, and next thing he knows, you're on your back, he's thrown over top of you like a weighted blanket.
"I do not think this is the optimal position for your comfort."
"Nuh uh."
"....What do you mean by "Nuh uh."
"...comfy...safe."
- Good job you broke the horse. Now he is sweating.
- Rubs his hands your sides, his gloves ever so slightly scratching your skin and it feels heavenly, being held so gently by him.
- He rests his head over your heart, his hair covering his face as he relaxes into you. Equius can purr but its more akin to rumbles through his body, and he tries so hard to repress them because Equius claims it's unbecoming of a blue blood but he can't help it, it'll always seep out when in your arms.
- Will braid your hair for you so it doesn't get messy or in your way, being sure to attach little metal hair clips he's made for you for accessories. Everyone is impressed he can do something so delicate.
- carrys you around, its one of the few times he doesn't feel like a freak. He's being useful, he's helping you. What do you mean you're just gonna walk yourself to the bathroom? No. What kind of matesprit would he be if he didn't assist you?
- I know it seems like I make Equius baby you but he does the same shit with Nep, so of course being in a red romance even more so he is a bit controlling and taking charge.
- that doesn't mean he wont listen to things you say or want, but he sees himself as your protector and you're vulnerable. It's his responsibility to care for you and he'd be damned if he failed.
-Down bad levels of worship, would change your pad or tampon for you if you were okay with it. He doesn't find it gross. You're his little human mate.
- Freebie NSFW headcanon again bc its me: Also doesn't mind blood Equius is a freak yall he filled the aradia bot up with his own blood, your period blood does not phase him. Will happily finger you or fuck you stupid so your cramps go away. Just gets a towel and goes to work.
- Will have you propped against his chest, your back against it as he reaches a hand down between your thighs, playing with you until slick starts to mix and then he goes to town. His glasses keep his eyes hidden but his face is flushed blue and you feel his bulge squirming against your back as you whine.
