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transpondster

ot3

OPEN RP

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

vanillacorpse

i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite

ot3

((A talking lion!?))

“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”

vanillacorpse

oh ive never tried one. let me

hhg. what is this flavor?

AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!

acetrek

#im so confused at this influx #of apex legends memes #but im having a good time

i just wanted to say that your username is cool af haha have a nice day! (:

I mean I can’t say I agree with you because it’s my Xbox live gamer tag from when I wanted to sound cool and Epic(tm) as a Gamer(tm) but. Thanks?

crazybarks42

Random NPC who will stop existing after I’ve finished their quest and I probably will never see again: Here, your payment. It’s not much, but it’s all we have.

Me:

Me: But you need that for your family

valtsv

when your favorite npc isnt romanceable

#serana #skyrim

peoplegettingreallymadatgay

bimbinis

yeehawlw

repressed lesbian teen culture is averting your eyes when you pass a lingerie store

yeehawlw

#AKFHKEDMKEPS #BITCH #IF THIS AINT ME

1864th

ilysm (i love you spider-man)

mysharona1987

otherwindow

stardewvalleyalex

mutuals if my tumblr ever gets deleted you can find me in my house from 6am to 7am and then moving south towards the ranch by 7:30. I will then be standing on the dock of the lake until 3pm. From 4pm to 6pm you can find me in the secret woods by the southwest pond. I then will be traveling east and then down to the beach where I will be from 8pm to 10pm, after which I will walk back to my house through town and past the bus station

movedto-catgirldirk

oh, you live in a house, huh? like a filthy homestuck? *shoves you* huh??

princeofdoomrps-archive

*shoves you back* are you pitch flirting with me?

skeletonize

i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little

bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13

this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)

i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9

we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period

then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages

then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair

then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair

then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together

then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day

then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19 and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.

skeletonize

i’m never on here anymore, but i wanted to share that almost a month ago bronwyn and i got engaged!! under a beautiful tree on a perfect day and for the rest of my life i get to pursue her and care for her and make her laugh. i’ve said this so many times but now more than ever: if this is all i get, it’s so much more than i could have hoped for.