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cría ⭐️ she/her ⭐️ 24

[lilyblisslys]

flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)

later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.

[fleshengine]

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

[gursevraq]

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

[brakvrack]

FINALLY I GET TO SHARE THIS PICTURE

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[playwrongs]

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

[catastrophespouse]

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

[scooter-witch]

rb to give prev strange wonderful things

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[mapetitefeedeslilas]

[busket]

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i just saw the saddest tiktok in the world that purported “im not like other girls, i dont masturbate because i know it would make disinterested in men forever” baby girl you have to jack off and never talk to a man again im literally begging you.

[werewolfclaws]

i feel like this is a dying art called 'being a good human being' anybody else agree. anybody

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[npdclaraoswald]

[After shoveling the driveway for hours] Snow should be illegal [remembers I'm against the carceral state] We should restructure society so that snow doesn't happen [remembers we are actually doing that and it's very bad and also why this snowfall was so bad] Uh-oh

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]

[yuriinullification]

come on people. the purpose of 'international law' was never to actually promote global peace and cooperation, its a vessel for control by whatever the dominant empire happens to be at any given moment, which has been and will always continue to be ignored or pushed selectively to promote the interests of capital. it has quite literally never been any different. next you're gonna tell me NATO actually promotes peace and prosperity in the world. stop being idealistic

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[winchestergifs]

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