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@ampratposting
Day 1:
Hello. I have discovered this ancient device, stowed away in the depths of an ancient structure. Luckily, my incredible brain allowed me to power it back on with my natural conductive abilities.
I am a fur-bearer. I have yet to find another of my kind. I will go looking for them.
I will use this device to catalogue my journey.
Hey goo nation 💖💖💖💖
Do any of you have legs? Do you have the craving to commit fraud? Do I have the job for you! 🤗
Find and bring me @amalgam-posting stupid invalid will and I will give you a shout-out 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎉🎊🎊🎊🥚🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
ANOTHEUUR HATE CAMPAIIGNE ????
I like to call it "good vibes job offering"
loouks liieek yuoiure sauulty abouute not beiung responsuible enouugh to be puut in my williaum ..
I'M RESPONSIBLE!
I'M THE MOST RESPONSIBLE CELL THERE IS!
And I'm NOT going after petty revenge just because I'm jealous! I'm NOT LIKE THAT 💖
..aare yuuo suuuure..?
I, Foolix, hereby declare that when I die (for real this time), that my big wooden rake would go to Goolix, my dead brother. My mask thing would go to Downy Snagret, my dead daughter. And finally, that castaway I always keep inside me goes to NOT AMALGAM BECAUSE SHE SUCKS 💔💔💔💔!!!
That would be my will
If I had paper and the ability to write
mmmm ,,no papeuur foryyuoo . aulso howw ccome euvweyoune in youure wilam is eitheur dead or .mee .
Hey I don't want to talk about that
faiure enouughhge .
whho is gettiung thhat casatwauy ?
Buried with me. I'll keep it in the next life though you can have it if you change your will💖
yuou uunderestimaute hhouw eausy it is to steauul froum somoune thautts not aliuve ..
(I now have a back up plan if my stealing of the will doesn't work)
WROUNGE !!! youud be steeauljng from peoney , whiuch is haurderw bevauuse she's ALIUVE ! HA!
(another back up plan)
uuum ackually peonhy solos . yyuou would gett pwned
@amalgam-posting , as your new best friend and the absolute smartest creature alive, I swear to protect your “William” with my life!
I won’t actually let myself die for it, but… y’know.
Hey goo nation 💖💖💖💖
Do any of you have legs? Do you have the craving to commit fraud? Do I have the job for you! 🤗
Find and bring me @amalgam-posting stupid invalid will and I will give you a shout-out 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎉🎊🎊🎊🥚🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
fraud? Fraud? I didn't read the rest of that are we doing fraud? wherw am i
Keep this on the down low, but yes there is a bit of fraud you can do for me. I need this paper, okay? Somewhere in "Hero's Hideaway"... Got it?
Oooh. Uh-huh uh-huh. Got it. Nonspecific paper. Am I getting paid for this? ^^
It got words on it. Fancy ones. Something about a "will"
And don't worry about payment, you'll get something BETTER than payment. You be making SO MUCH money after this💖
OHOO. I get what you mean. Specific paper! Goott it.
...Sure, okay, yep! I'm on it. I'll be back. :3c
Godspeed creature... Godspeed 🫡
I seem to have a scoundrel to track.
Congrats on becoming alive!!! I remember when I became alive. Now that you're alive, we should do some bonding 💖. Maybe something like, oh i don't know, how about learning how to write a will ☺️☺️☺️💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳💖💖🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
a... .. wille ?? wahst tat
Oh, it's this really fun little game! To start, alllll you have to do is think of everything you own ☺️
Next, get a piece of paper and a pen and start writing all the stuff you own in the middle! You know how to write, right? It's kinda like making a Tumblr post, but a bit more physical 💖
hwher too fidne peaper
I've lived in a cave for all my life I've only heard rumors of it. I think you can harvest it from those books that the people who look like Kingsly use and read (never learned what they were called)
uuom....oukkkayy,,,,hmmr
Should I assist you, perchance? My incredible mammal brain could help you with gathering the paper.
uouj,,, yuore so niceys ,,, yeas pleabse haelp mee
Of course! I’m eager to help any potential friends and allies.
…
Um… before I go fetch us some paper… is that fur on your body?
uhme.... nouu , ist leeavse .nottt furr
…
I see.
…
I’m just a touch disappointed, but you deserve company nonetheless. I’ll be back.
(Runs off through a window into the Hero’s Hideaway.)
uum...
oukauye !! see yyuo !.
Hm. I'm a bit concerned about this "making friends" thing you started doing, but if it will get us a piece of paper then I suppose.
(Fun fact: friends will betray you for arbitrary reasons. You use them as a sacrifice ONE TIME and suddenly they hate you. You should never make friends. I'm different though because we are best friends.)
uuum,,,ivve beaen makuieng fraiends beefour i kneuw yuuo ??? yr nott tha maiune charuacteuur
?
Yes I am?
(Walks in and drops paper and pencil on the floor.)
I’m rather concerned about the conversation I just walked in on.
@amalgam-posting , feel free to make whatever friends you want.
see, thauts whatte i thoughtte .
sso, howw tu wriet a "wilt"'?
Aha, I’ve studied the ancient texts of the great mammals before me! Simply just…
… @amalgam-posting , no you’re… that’s not how you hold a pencil.
ooupse ,lemmy jusrt..
[she held it between her knuckles.]
oukay now waht
So you want to just write EVERYTHING you own in the middle! The more you come up with the more points you earn 💖💖💖
uuuum .okuaya
mmye pokou
mmmy um.
[she looked down at her toga, before sketching a little doodle of it.]
my thiius
ummmm...
You uh...
You don't own a lot. Surely you have more.
Maybe we should get you more...
Anyways if you really can't come up with anything more we can move onto the next step💖! We can just add more things after the fact...
okuay , i guues !.!
So to "officially" end the game, you have to write this thing at the top. It doesn't really mean anything it isn't words but you just have to do it. Just try your best to copy it down💖
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Foolix.
I know it's a lot but it's a requirement. (Once again it's all meaningless don't look too hard)
okuaye
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Peeonyy
...
Oof. Haha. You and misspelling stuff. You have to start over. Just- just rip it in half no one can see this.
wh- nno ! i alreaudy wrouute thiuse douuwn .
@ampratposting bback me uup heure cmon
@amalgam-posting , do you know what any of these words mean?
And @foolix-blogging , is there a reason you wanted Amalgam to write this “William” in the first place?
yaeah , thautss whhy i wroute peeobny isntead of foolik
(GASP) You clever creature! You outsmarted that dastardly @foolix-blogging !
wee hauve to keepe thhise paupere auway froum foolicksk !!! !
We-we can’t get rid of these! I had to scale a whole 4-legged leviathan just for the pencil!
We need to hide them somewhere safe!! I’ll put them to good use!
ouukay , hhere
[she pushes the will and the pencil into amprat's arms.]
put theum somewheure awauy from fooleks !!!
Yes ma’am!!
(He salutes and drops the stuff on the floor.)
Oop.
yEAOOW !!
[she scrambles to pick it up, giving it back to him.]
(He scampers off to some corner in the Hero’s Hideaway that he can keep the “William”.)
I’ve hidden that parcel somewhere that FIEND will never be able to find it!!
(He put it on the upstairs steps. Foolix can’t climb stairs.)
YAAAUY!!! amauzing jobb , HURRAY ! yay !
Problem averted!
I believe we constitute as friends now.
i thuiink so !!!
Congrats on becoming alive!!! I remember when I became alive. Now that you're alive, we should do some bonding 💖. Maybe something like, oh i don't know, how about learning how to write a will ☺️☺️☺️💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳💖💖🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
a... .. wille ?? wahst tat
Oh, it's this really fun little game! To start, alllll you have to do is think of everything you own ☺️
Next, get a piece of paper and a pen and start writing all the stuff you own in the middle! You know how to write, right? It's kinda like making a Tumblr post, but a bit more physical 💖
hwher too fidne peaper
I've lived in a cave for all my life I've only heard rumors of it. I think you can harvest it from those books that the people who look like Kingsly use and read (never learned what they were called)
uuom....oukkkayy,,,,hmmr
Should I assist you, perchance? My incredible mammal brain could help you with gathering the paper.
uouj,,, yuore so niceys ,,, yeas pleabse haelp mee
Of course! I’m eager to help any potential friends and allies.
…
Um… before I go fetch us some paper… is that fur on your body?
uhme.... nouu , ist leeavse .nottt furr
…
I see.
…
I’m just a touch disappointed, but you deserve company nonetheless. I’ll be back.
(Runs off through a window into the Hero’s Hideaway.)
uum...
oukauye !! see yyuo !.
Hm. I'm a bit concerned about this "making friends" thing you started doing, but if it will get us a piece of paper then I suppose.
(Fun fact: friends will betray you for arbitrary reasons. You use them as a sacrifice ONE TIME and suddenly they hate you. You should never make friends. I'm different though because we are best friends.)
uuum,,,ivve beaen makuieng fraiends beefour i kneuw yuuo ??? yr nott tha maiune charuacteuur
?
Yes I am?
(Walks in and drops paper and pencil on the floor.)
I’m rather concerned about the conversation I just walked in on.
@amalgam-posting , feel free to make whatever friends you want.
see, thauts whatte i thoughtte .
sso, howw tu wriet a "wilt"'?
Aha, I’ve studied the ancient texts of the great mammals before me! Simply just…
… @amalgam-posting , no you’re… that’s not how you hold a pencil.
ooupse ,lemmy jusrt..
[she held it between her knuckles.]
oukay now waht
So you want to just write EVERYTHING you own in the middle! The more you come up with the more points you earn 💖💖💖
uuuum .okuaya
mmye pokou
mmmy um.
[she looked down at her toga, before sketching a little doodle of it.]
my thiius
ummmm...
You uh...
You don't own a lot. Surely you have more.
Maybe we should get you more...
Anyways if you really can't come up with anything more we can move onto the next step💖! We can just add more things after the fact...
okuay , i guues !.!
So to "officially" end the game, you have to write this thing at the top. It doesn't really mean anything it isn't words but you just have to do it. Just try your best to copy it down💖
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Foolix.
I know it's a lot but it's a requirement. (Once again it's all meaningless don't look too hard)
okuaye
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Peeonyy
...
Oof. Haha. You and misspelling stuff. You have to start over. Just- just rip it in half no one can see this.
wh- nno ! i alreaudy wrouute thiuse douuwn .
@ampratposting bback me uup heure cmon
@amalgam-posting , do you know what any of these words mean?
And @foolix-blogging , is there a reason you wanted Amalgam to write this “William” in the first place?
yaeah , thautss whhy i wroute peeobny isntead of foolik
(GASP) You clever creature! You outsmarted that dastardly @foolix-blogging !
wee hauve to keepe thhise paupere auway froum foolicksk !!! !
We-we can’t get rid of these! I had to scale a whole 4-legged leviathan just for the pencil!
We need to hide them somewhere safe!! I’ll put them to good use!
ouukay , hhere
[she pushes the will and the pencil into amprat's arms.]
put theum somewheure awauy from fooleks !!!
Yes ma’am!!
(He salutes and drops the stuff on the floor.)
Oop.
yEAOOW !!
[she scrambles to pick it up, giving it back to him.]
(He scampers off to some corner in the Hero’s Hideaway that he can keep the “William”.)
I’ve hidden that parcel somewhere that FIEND will never be able to find it!!
(He put it on the upstairs steps. Foolix can’t climb stairs.)
YAAAUY!!! amauzing jobb , HURRAY ! yay !
Problem averted!
I believe we constitute as friends now.
Congrats on becoming alive!!! I remember when I became alive. Now that you're alive, we should do some bonding 💖. Maybe something like, oh i don't know, how about learning how to write a will ☺️☺️☺️💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳💖💖🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
a... .. wille ?? wahst tat
Oh, it's this really fun little game! To start, alllll you have to do is think of everything you own ☺️
Next, get a piece of paper and a pen and start writing all the stuff you own in the middle! You know how to write, right? It's kinda like making a Tumblr post, but a bit more physical 💖
hwher too fidne peaper
I've lived in a cave for all my life I've only heard rumors of it. I think you can harvest it from those books that the people who look like Kingsly use and read (never learned what they were called)
uuom....oukkkayy,,,,hmmr
Should I assist you, perchance? My incredible mammal brain could help you with gathering the paper.
uouj,,, yuore so niceys ,,, yeas pleabse haelp mee
Of course! I’m eager to help any potential friends and allies.
…
Um… before I go fetch us some paper… is that fur on your body?
uhme.... nouu , ist leeavse .nottt furr
…
I see.
…
I’m just a touch disappointed, but you deserve company nonetheless. I’ll be back.
(Runs off through a window into the Hero’s Hideaway.)
uum...
oukauye !! see yyuo !.
Hm. I'm a bit concerned about this "making friends" thing you started doing, but if it will get us a piece of paper then I suppose.
(Fun fact: friends will betray you for arbitrary reasons. You use them as a sacrifice ONE TIME and suddenly they hate you. You should never make friends. I'm different though because we are best friends.)
uuum,,,ivve beaen makuieng fraiends beefour i kneuw yuuo ??? yr nott tha maiune charuacteuur
?
Yes I am?
(Walks in and drops paper and pencil on the floor.)
I’m rather concerned about the conversation I just walked in on.
@amalgam-posting , feel free to make whatever friends you want.
see, thauts whatte i thoughtte .
sso, howw tu wriet a "wilt"'?
Aha, I’ve studied the ancient texts of the great mammals before me! Simply just…
… @amalgam-posting , no you’re… that’s not how you hold a pencil.
ooupse ,lemmy jusrt..
[she held it between her knuckles.]
oukay now waht
So you want to just write EVERYTHING you own in the middle! The more you come up with the more points you earn 💖💖💖
uuuum .okuaya
mmye pokou
mmmy um.
[she looked down at her toga, before sketching a little doodle of it.]
my thiius
ummmm...
You uh...
You don't own a lot. Surely you have more.
Maybe we should get you more...
Anyways if you really can't come up with anything more we can move onto the next step💖! We can just add more things after the fact...
okuay , i guues !.!
So to "officially" end the game, you have to write this thing at the top. It doesn't really mean anything it isn't words but you just have to do it. Just try your best to copy it down💖
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Foolix.
I know it's a lot but it's a requirement. (Once again it's all meaningless don't look too hard)
okuaye
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Peeonyy
...
Oof. Haha. You and misspelling stuff. You have to start over. Just- just rip it in half no one can see this.
wh- nno ! i alreaudy wrouute thiuse douuwn .
@ampratposting bback me uup heure cmon
@amalgam-posting , do you know what any of these words mean?
And @foolix-blogging , is there a reason you wanted Amalgam to write this “William” in the first place?
yaeah , thautss whhy i wroute peeobny isntead of foolik
(GASP) You clever creature! You outsmarted that dastardly @foolix-blogging !
wee hauve to keepe thhise paupere auway froum foolicksk !!! !
We-we can’t get rid of these! I had to scale a whole 4-legged leviathan just for the pencil!
We need to hide them somewhere safe!! I’ll put them to good use!
ouukay , hhere
[she pushes the will and the pencil into amprat's arms.]
put theum somewheure awauy from fooleks !!!
Yes ma’am!!
(He salutes and drops the stuff on the floor.)
Oop.
yEAOOW !!
[she scrambles to pick it up, giving it back to him.]
(He scampers off to some corner in the Hero’s Hideaway that he can keep the “William”.)
I’ve hidden that parcel somewhere that FIEND will never be able to find it!!
(He put it on the upstairs steps. Foolix can’t climb stairs.)
Congrats on becoming alive!!! I remember when I became alive. Now that you're alive, we should do some bonding 💖. Maybe something like, oh i don't know, how about learning how to write a will ☺️☺️☺️💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳💖💖🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
a... .. wille ?? wahst tat
Oh, it's this really fun little game! To start, alllll you have to do is think of everything you own ☺️
Next, get a piece of paper and a pen and start writing all the stuff you own in the middle! You know how to write, right? It's kinda like making a Tumblr post, but a bit more physical 💖
hwher too fidne peaper
I've lived in a cave for all my life I've only heard rumors of it. I think you can harvest it from those books that the people who look like Kingsly use and read (never learned what they were called)
uuom....oukkkayy,,,,hmmr
Should I assist you, perchance? My incredible mammal brain could help you with gathering the paper.
uouj,,, yuore so niceys ,,, yeas pleabse haelp mee
Of course! I’m eager to help any potential friends and allies.
…
Um… before I go fetch us some paper… is that fur on your body?
uhme.... nouu , ist leeavse .nottt furr
…
I see.
…
I’m just a touch disappointed, but you deserve company nonetheless. I’ll be back.
(Runs off through a window into the Hero’s Hideaway.)
uum...
oukauye !! see yyuo !.
Hm. I'm a bit concerned about this "making friends" thing you started doing, but if it will get us a piece of paper then I suppose.
(Fun fact: friends will betray you for arbitrary reasons. You use them as a sacrifice ONE TIME and suddenly they hate you. You should never make friends. I'm different though because we are best friends.)
uuum,,,ivve beaen makuieng fraiends beefour i kneuw yuuo ??? yr nott tha maiune charuacteuur
?
Yes I am?
(Walks in and drops paper and pencil on the floor.)
I’m rather concerned about the conversation I just walked in on.
@amalgam-posting , feel free to make whatever friends you want.
see, thauts whatte i thoughtte .
sso, howw tu wriet a "wilt"'?
Aha, I’ve studied the ancient texts of the great mammals before me! Simply just…
… @amalgam-posting , no you’re… that’s not how you hold a pencil.
ooupse ,lemmy jusrt..
[she held it between her knuckles.]
oukay now waht
So you want to just write EVERYTHING you own in the middle! The more you come up with the more points you earn 💖💖💖
uuuum .okuaya
mmye pokou
mmmy um.
[she looked down at her toga, before sketching a little doodle of it.]
my thiius
ummmm...
You uh...
You don't own a lot. Surely you have more.
Maybe we should get you more...
Anyways if you really can't come up with anything more we can move onto the next step💖! We can just add more things after the fact...
okuay , i guues !.!
So to "officially" end the game, you have to write this thing at the top. It doesn't really mean anything it isn't words but you just have to do it. Just try your best to copy it down💖
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Foolix.
I know it's a lot but it's a requirement. (Once again it's all meaningless don't look too hard)
okuaye
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Peeonyy
...
Oof. Haha. You and misspelling stuff. You have to start over. Just- just rip it in half no one can see this.
wh- nno ! i alreaudy wrouute thiuse douuwn .
@ampratposting bback me uup heure cmon
@amalgam-posting , do you know what any of these words mean?
And @foolix-blogging , is there a reason you wanted Amalgam to write this “William” in the first place?
yaeah , thautss whhy i wroute peeobny isntead of foolik
(GASP) You clever creature! You outsmarted that dastardly @foolix-blogging !
wee hauve to keepe thhise paupere auway froum foolicksk !!! !
We-we can’t get rid of these! I had to scale a whole 4-legged leviathan just for the pencil!
We need to hide them somewhere safe!! I’ll put them to good use!
ouukay , hhere
[she pushes the will and the pencil into amprat's arms.]
put theum somewheure awauy from fooleks !!!
Yes ma’am!!
(He salutes and drops the stuff on the floor.)
Oop.
yEAOOW !!
[she scrambles to pick it up, giving it back to him.]
(He scampers off to some corner in the Hero’s Hideaway that he can keep the “William”.)
Congrats on becoming alive!!! I remember when I became alive. Now that you're alive, we should do some bonding 💖. Maybe something like, oh i don't know, how about learning how to write a will ☺️☺️☺️💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳💖💖🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
a... .. wille ?? wahst tat
Oh, it's this really fun little game! To start, alllll you have to do is think of everything you own ☺️
Next, get a piece of paper and a pen and start writing all the stuff you own in the middle! You know how to write, right? It's kinda like making a Tumblr post, but a bit more physical 💖
hwher too fidne peaper
I've lived in a cave for all my life I've only heard rumors of it. I think you can harvest it from those books that the people who look like Kingsly use and read (never learned what they were called)
uuom....oukkkayy,,,,hmmr
Should I assist you, perchance? My incredible mammal brain could help you with gathering the paper.
uouj,,, yuore so niceys ,,, yeas pleabse haelp mee
Of course! I’m eager to help any potential friends and allies.
…
Um… before I go fetch us some paper… is that fur on your body?
uhme.... nouu , ist leeavse .nottt furr
…
I see.
…
I’m just a touch disappointed, but you deserve company nonetheless. I’ll be back.
(Runs off through a window into the Hero’s Hideaway.)
uum...
oukauye !! see yyuo !.
Hm. I'm a bit concerned about this "making friends" thing you started doing, but if it will get us a piece of paper then I suppose.
(Fun fact: friends will betray you for arbitrary reasons. You use them as a sacrifice ONE TIME and suddenly they hate you. You should never make friends. I'm different though because we are best friends.)
uuum,,,ivve beaen makuieng fraiends beefour i kneuw yuuo ??? yr nott tha maiune charuacteuur
?
Yes I am?
(Walks in and drops paper and pencil on the floor.)
I’m rather concerned about the conversation I just walked in on.
@amalgam-posting , feel free to make whatever friends you want.
see, thauts whatte i thoughtte .
sso, howw tu wriet a "wilt"'?
Aha, I’ve studied the ancient texts of the great mammals before me! Simply just…
… @amalgam-posting , no you’re… that’s not how you hold a pencil.
ooupse ,lemmy jusrt..
[she held it between her knuckles.]
oukay now waht
So you want to just write EVERYTHING you own in the middle! The more you come up with the more points you earn 💖💖💖
uuuum .okuaya
mmye pokou
mmmy um.
[she looked down at her toga, before sketching a little doodle of it.]
my thiius
ummmm...
You uh...
You don't own a lot. Surely you have more.
Maybe we should get you more...
Anyways if you really can't come up with anything more we can move onto the next step💖! We can just add more things after the fact...
okuay , i guues !.!
So to "officially" end the game, you have to write this thing at the top. It doesn't really mean anything it isn't words but you just have to do it. Just try your best to copy it down💖
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Foolix.
I know it's a lot but it's a requirement. (Once again it's all meaningless don't look too hard)
okuaye
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Peeonyy
...
Oof. Haha. You and misspelling stuff. You have to start over. Just- just rip it in half no one can see this.
wh- nno ! i alreaudy wrouute thiuse douuwn .
@ampratposting bback me uup heure cmon
@amalgam-posting , do you know what any of these words mean?
And @foolix-blogging , is there a reason you wanted Amalgam to write this “William” in the first place?
yaeah , thautss whhy i wroute peeobny isntead of foolik
(GASP) You clever creature! You outsmarted that dastardly @foolix-blogging !
wee hauve to keepe thhise paupere auway froum foolicksk !!! !
We-we can’t get rid of these! I had to scale a whole 4-legged leviathan just for the pencil!
We need to hide them somewhere safe!! I’ll put them to good use!
ouukay , hhere
[she pushes the will and the pencil into amprat's arms.]
put theum somewheure awauy from fooleks !!!
Yes ma’am!!
(He salutes and drops the stuff on the floor.)
Oop.
Congrats on becoming alive!!! I remember when I became alive. Now that you're alive, we should do some bonding 💖. Maybe something like, oh i don't know, how about learning how to write a will ☺️☺️☺️💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳💖💖🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
a... .. wille ?? wahst tat
Oh, it's this really fun little game! To start, alllll you have to do is think of everything you own ☺️
Next, get a piece of paper and a pen and start writing all the stuff you own in the middle! You know how to write, right? It's kinda like making a Tumblr post, but a bit more physical 💖
hwher too fidne peaper
I've lived in a cave for all my life I've only heard rumors of it. I think you can harvest it from those books that the people who look like Kingsly use and read (never learned what they were called)
uuom....oukkkayy,,,,hmmr
Should I assist you, perchance? My incredible mammal brain could help you with gathering the paper.
uouj,,, yuore so niceys ,,, yeas pleabse haelp mee
Of course! I’m eager to help any potential friends and allies.
…
Um… before I go fetch us some paper… is that fur on your body?
uhme.... nouu , ist leeavse .nottt furr
…
I see.
…
I’m just a touch disappointed, but you deserve company nonetheless. I’ll be back.
(Runs off through a window into the Hero’s Hideaway.)
uum...
oukauye !! see yyuo !.
Hm. I'm a bit concerned about this "making friends" thing you started doing, but if it will get us a piece of paper then I suppose.
(Fun fact: friends will betray you for arbitrary reasons. You use them as a sacrifice ONE TIME and suddenly they hate you. You should never make friends. I'm different though because we are best friends.)
uuum,,,ivve beaen makuieng fraiends beefour i kneuw yuuo ??? yr nott tha maiune charuacteuur
?
Yes I am?
(Walks in and drops paper and pencil on the floor.)
I’m rather concerned about the conversation I just walked in on.
@amalgam-posting , feel free to make whatever friends you want.
see, thauts whatte i thoughtte .
sso, howw tu wriet a "wilt"'?
Aha, I’ve studied the ancient texts of the great mammals before me! Simply just…
… @amalgam-posting , no you’re… that’s not how you hold a pencil.
ooupse ,lemmy jusrt..
[she held it between her knuckles.]
oukay now waht
So you want to just write EVERYTHING you own in the middle! The more you come up with the more points you earn 💖💖💖
uuuum .okuaya
mmye pokou
mmmy um.
[she looked down at her toga, before sketching a little doodle of it.]
my thiius
ummmm...
You uh...
You don't own a lot. Surely you have more.
Maybe we should get you more...
Anyways if you really can't come up with anything more we can move onto the next step💖! We can just add more things after the fact...
okuay , i guues !.!
So to "officially" end the game, you have to write this thing at the top. It doesn't really mean anything it isn't words but you just have to do it. Just try your best to copy it down💖
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Foolix.
I know it's a lot but it's a requirement. (Once again it's all meaningless don't look too hard)
okuaye
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Peeonyy
...
Oof. Haha. You and misspelling stuff. You have to start over. Just- just rip it in half no one can see this.
wh- nno ! i alreaudy wrouute thiuse douuwn .
@ampratposting bback me uup heure cmon
@amalgam-posting , do you know what any of these words mean?
And @foolix-blogging , is there a reason you wanted Amalgam to write this “William” in the first place?
yaeah , thautss whhy i wroute peeobny isntead of foolik
(GASP) You clever creature! You outsmarted that dastardly @foolix-blogging !
When did you learn to read?! The text was so fancy!
To be fair i just assumed you couldn't read due to the fact I think less of you as a person and more as a punching bag but like C'mon!
YOU RAPSCALLION!! I shall not have you offend my newest friend, fiend!!
I think you misspelled that last "friend" you swapped around the "i" and "e"
(His mouth is concealed by fur… but his eyes speak thoughts of violence.)
Congrats on becoming alive!!! I remember when I became alive. Now that you're alive, we should do some bonding 💖. Maybe something like, oh i don't know, how about learning how to write a will ☺️☺️☺️💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳💖💖🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
a... .. wille ?? wahst tat
Oh, it's this really fun little game! To start, alllll you have to do is think of everything you own ☺️
Next, get a piece of paper and a pen and start writing all the stuff you own in the middle! You know how to write, right? It's kinda like making a Tumblr post, but a bit more physical 💖
hwher too fidne peaper
I've lived in a cave for all my life I've only heard rumors of it. I think you can harvest it from those books that the people who look like Kingsly use and read (never learned what they were called)
uuom....oukkkayy,,,,hmmr
Should I assist you, perchance? My incredible mammal brain could help you with gathering the paper.
uouj,,, yuore so niceys ,,, yeas pleabse haelp mee
Of course! I’m eager to help any potential friends and allies.
…
Um… before I go fetch us some paper… is that fur on your body?
uhme.... nouu , ist leeavse .nottt furr
…
I see.
…
I’m just a touch disappointed, but you deserve company nonetheless. I’ll be back.
(Runs off through a window into the Hero’s Hideaway.)
uum...
oukauye !! see yyuo !.
Hm. I'm a bit concerned about this "making friends" thing you started doing, but if it will get us a piece of paper then I suppose.
(Fun fact: friends will betray you for arbitrary reasons. You use them as a sacrifice ONE TIME and suddenly they hate you. You should never make friends. I'm different though because we are best friends.)
uuum,,,ivve beaen makuieng fraiends beefour i kneuw yuuo ??? yr nott tha maiune charuacteuur
?
Yes I am?
(Walks in and drops paper and pencil on the floor.)
I’m rather concerned about the conversation I just walked in on.
@amalgam-posting , feel free to make whatever friends you want.
see, thauts whatte i thoughtte .
sso, howw tu wriet a "wilt"'?
Aha, I’ve studied the ancient texts of the great mammals before me! Simply just…
… @amalgam-posting , no you’re… that’s not how you hold a pencil.
ooupse ,lemmy jusrt..
[she held it between her knuckles.]
oukay now waht
So you want to just write EVERYTHING you own in the middle! The more you come up with the more points you earn 💖💖💖
uuuum .okuaya
mmye pokou
mmmy um.
[she looked down at her toga, before sketching a little doodle of it.]
my thiius
ummmm...
You uh...
You don't own a lot. Surely you have more.
Maybe we should get you more...
Anyways if you really can't come up with anything more we can move onto the next step💖! We can just add more things after the fact...
okuay , i guues !.!
So to "officially" end the game, you have to write this thing at the top. It doesn't really mean anything it isn't words but you just have to do it. Just try your best to copy it down💖
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Foolix.
I know it's a lot but it's a requirement. (Once again it's all meaningless don't look too hard)
okuaye
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Peeonyy
...
Oof. Haha. You and misspelling stuff. You have to start over. Just- just rip it in half no one can see this.
wh- nno ! i alreaudy wrouute thiuse douuwn .
@ampratposting bback me uup heure cmon
@amalgam-posting , do you know what any of these words mean?
And @foolix-blogging , is there a reason you wanted Amalgam to write this “William” in the first place?
yaeah , thautss whhy i wroute peeobny isntead of foolik
(GASP) You clever creature! You outsmarted that dastardly @foolix-blogging !
When did you learn to read?! The text was so fancy!
To be fair i just assumed you couldn't read due to the fact I think less of you as a person and more as a punching bag but like C'mon!
YOU RAPSCALLION!! I shall not have you offend my newest friend, fiend!!
Congrats on becoming alive!!! I remember when I became alive. Now that you're alive, we should do some bonding 💖. Maybe something like, oh i don't know, how about learning how to write a will ☺️☺️☺️💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳💖💖🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
a... .. wille ?? wahst tat
Oh, it's this really fun little game! To start, alllll you have to do is think of everything you own ☺️
Next, get a piece of paper and a pen and start writing all the stuff you own in the middle! You know how to write, right? It's kinda like making a Tumblr post, but a bit more physical 💖
hwher too fidne peaper
I've lived in a cave for all my life I've only heard rumors of it. I think you can harvest it from those books that the people who look like Kingsly use and read (never learned what they were called)
uuom....oukkkayy,,,,hmmr
Should I assist you, perchance? My incredible mammal brain could help you with gathering the paper.
uouj,,, yuore so niceys ,,, yeas pleabse haelp mee
Of course! I’m eager to help any potential friends and allies.
…
Um… before I go fetch us some paper… is that fur on your body?
uhme.... nouu , ist leeavse .nottt furr
…
I see.
…
I’m just a touch disappointed, but you deserve company nonetheless. I’ll be back.
(Runs off through a window into the Hero’s Hideaway.)
uum...
oukauye !! see yyuo !.
Hm. I'm a bit concerned about this "making friends" thing you started doing, but if it will get us a piece of paper then I suppose.
(Fun fact: friends will betray you for arbitrary reasons. You use them as a sacrifice ONE TIME and suddenly they hate you. You should never make friends. I'm different though because we are best friends.)
uuum,,,ivve beaen makuieng fraiends beefour i kneuw yuuo ??? yr nott tha maiune charuacteuur
?
Yes I am?
(Walks in and drops paper and pencil on the floor.)
I’m rather concerned about the conversation I just walked in on.
@amalgam-posting , feel free to make whatever friends you want.
see, thauts whatte i thoughtte .
sso, howw tu wriet a "wilt"'?
Aha, I’ve studied the ancient texts of the great mammals before me! Simply just…
… @amalgam-posting , no you’re… that’s not how you hold a pencil.
ooupse ,lemmy jusrt..
[she held it between her knuckles.]
oukay now waht
So you want to just write EVERYTHING you own in the middle! The more you come up with the more points you earn 💖💖💖
uuuum .okuaya
mmye pokou
mmmy um.
[she looked down at her toga, before sketching a little doodle of it.]
my thiius
ummmm...
You uh...
You don't own a lot. Surely you have more.
Maybe we should get you more...
Anyways if you really can't come up with anything more we can move onto the next step💖! We can just add more things after the fact...
okuay , i guues !.!
So to "officially" end the game, you have to write this thing at the top. It doesn't really mean anything it isn't words but you just have to do it. Just try your best to copy it down💖
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Foolix.
I know it's a lot but it's a requirement. (Once again it's all meaningless don't look too hard)
okuaye
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Peeonyy
...
Oof. Haha. You and misspelling stuff. You have to start over. Just- just rip it in half no one can see this.
wh- nno ! i alreaudy wrouute thiuse douuwn .
@ampratposting bback me uup heure cmon
@amalgam-posting , do you know what any of these words mean?
And @foolix-blogging , is there a reason you wanted Amalgam to write this “William” in the first place?
yaeah , thautss whhy i wroute peeobny isntead of foolik
(GASP) You clever creature! You outsmarted that dastardly @foolix-blogging !
wee hauve to keepe thhise paupere auway froum foolicksk !!! !
We-we can’t get rid of these! I had to scale a whole 4-legged leviathan just for the pencil!
We need to hide them somewhere safe!! I’ll put them to good use!
Congrats on becoming alive!!! I remember when I became alive. Now that you're alive, we should do some bonding 💖. Maybe something like, oh i don't know, how about learning how to write a will ☺️☺️☺️💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳💖💖🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
a... .. wille ?? wahst tat
Oh, it's this really fun little game! To start, alllll you have to do is think of everything you own ☺️
Next, get a piece of paper and a pen and start writing all the stuff you own in the middle! You know how to write, right? It's kinda like making a Tumblr post, but a bit more physical 💖
hwher too fidne peaper
I've lived in a cave for all my life I've only heard rumors of it. I think you can harvest it from those books that the people who look like Kingsly use and read (never learned what they were called)
uuom....oukkkayy,,,,hmmr
Should I assist you, perchance? My incredible mammal brain could help you with gathering the paper.
uouj,,, yuore so niceys ,,, yeas pleabse haelp mee
Of course! I’m eager to help any potential friends and allies.
…
Um… before I go fetch us some paper… is that fur on your body?
uhme.... nouu , ist leeavse .nottt furr
…
I see.
…
I’m just a touch disappointed, but you deserve company nonetheless. I’ll be back.
(Runs off through a window into the Hero’s Hideaway.)
uum...
oukauye !! see yyuo !.
Hm. I'm a bit concerned about this "making friends" thing you started doing, but if it will get us a piece of paper then I suppose.
(Fun fact: friends will betray you for arbitrary reasons. You use them as a sacrifice ONE TIME and suddenly they hate you. You should never make friends. I'm different though because we are best friends.)
uuum,,,ivve beaen makuieng fraiends beefour i kneuw yuuo ??? yr nott tha maiune charuacteuur
?
Yes I am?
(Walks in and drops paper and pencil on the floor.)
I’m rather concerned about the conversation I just walked in on.
@amalgam-posting , feel free to make whatever friends you want.
see, thauts whatte i thoughtte .
sso, howw tu wriet a "wilt"'?
Aha, I’ve studied the ancient texts of the great mammals before me! Simply just…
… @amalgam-posting , no you’re… that’s not how you hold a pencil.
ooupse ,lemmy jusrt..
[she held it between her knuckles.]
oukay now waht
So you want to just write EVERYTHING you own in the middle! The more you come up with the more points you earn 💖💖💖
uuuum .okuaya
mmye pokou
mmmy um.
[she looked down at her toga, before sketching a little doodle of it.]
my thiius
ummmm...
You uh...
You don't own a lot. Surely you have more.
Maybe we should get you more...
Anyways if you really can't come up with anything more we can move onto the next step💖! We can just add more things after the fact...
okuay , i guues !.!
So to "officially" end the game, you have to write this thing at the top. It doesn't really mean anything it isn't words but you just have to do it. Just try your best to copy it down💖
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Foolix.
I know it's a lot but it's a requirement. (Once again it's all meaningless don't look too hard)
okuaye
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Peeonyy
...
Oof. Haha. You and misspelling stuff. You have to start over. Just- just rip it in half no one can see this.
wh- nno ! i alreaudy wrouute thiuse douuwn .
@ampratposting bback me uup heure cmon
@amalgam-posting , do you know what any of these words mean?
And @foolix-blogging , is there a reason you wanted Amalgam to write this “William” in the first place?
yaeah , thautss whhy i wroute peeobny isntead of foolik
(GASP) You clever creature! You outsmarted that dastardly @foolix-blogging !
Congrats on becoming alive!!! I remember when I became alive. Now that you're alive, we should do some bonding 💖. Maybe something like, oh i don't know, how about learning how to write a will ☺️☺️☺️💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳💖💖🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
a... .. wille ?? wahst tat
Oh, it's this really fun little game! To start, alllll you have to do is think of everything you own ☺️
Next, get a piece of paper and a pen and start writing all the stuff you own in the middle! You know how to write, right? It's kinda like making a Tumblr post, but a bit more physical 💖
hwher too fidne peaper
I've lived in a cave for all my life I've only heard rumors of it. I think you can harvest it from those books that the people who look like Kingsly use and read (never learned what they were called)
uuom....oukkkayy,,,,hmmr
Should I assist you, perchance? My incredible mammal brain could help you with gathering the paper.
uouj,,, yuore so niceys ,,, yeas pleabse haelp mee
Of course! I’m eager to help any potential friends and allies.
…
Um… before I go fetch us some paper… is that fur on your body?
uhme.... nouu , ist leeavse .nottt furr
…
I see.
…
I’m just a touch disappointed, but you deserve company nonetheless. I’ll be back.
(Runs off through a window into the Hero’s Hideaway.)
uum...
oukauye !! see yyuo !.
Hm. I'm a bit concerned about this "making friends" thing you started doing, but if it will get us a piece of paper then I suppose.
(Fun fact: friends will betray you for arbitrary reasons. You use them as a sacrifice ONE TIME and suddenly they hate you. You should never make friends. I'm different though because we are best friends.)
uuum,,,ivve beaen makuieng fraiends beefour i kneuw yuuo ??? yr nott tha maiune charuacteuur
?
Yes I am?
(Walks in and drops paper and pencil on the floor.)
I’m rather concerned about the conversation I just walked in on.
@amalgam-posting , feel free to make whatever friends you want.
see, thauts whatte i thoughtte .
sso, howw tu wriet a "wilt"'?
Aha, I’ve studied the ancient texts of the great mammals before me! Simply just…
… @amalgam-posting , no you’re… that’s not how you hold a pencil.
ooupse ,lemmy jusrt..
[she held it between her knuckles.]
oukay now waht
So you want to just write EVERYTHING you own in the middle! The more you come up with the more points you earn 💖💖💖
uuuum .okuaya
mmye pokou
mmmy um.
[she looked down at her toga, before sketching a little doodle of it.]
my thiius
ummmm...
You uh...
You don't own a lot. Surely you have more.
Maybe we should get you more...
Anyways if you really can't come up with anything more we can move onto the next step💖! We can just add more things after the fact...
okuay , i guues !.!
So to "officially" end the game, you have to write this thing at the top. It doesn't really mean anything it isn't words but you just have to do it. Just try your best to copy it down💖
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Foolix.
I know it's a lot but it's a requirement. (Once again it's all meaningless don't look too hard)
okuaye
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Peeonyy
...
Oof. Haha. You and misspelling stuff. You have to start over. Just- just rip it in half no one can see this.
wh- nno ! i alreaudy wrouute thiuse douuwn .
@ampratposting bback me uup heure cmon
@amalgam-posting , do you know what any of these words mean?
And @foolix-blogging , is there a reason you wanted Amalgam to write this “William” in the first place?
Congrats on becoming alive!!! I remember when I became alive. Now that you're alive, we should do some bonding 💖. Maybe something like, oh i don't know, how about learning how to write a will ☺️☺️☺️💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳💖💖🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
a... .. wille ?? wahst tat
Oh, it's this really fun little game! To start, alllll you have to do is think of everything you own ☺️
Next, get a piece of paper and a pen and start writing all the stuff you own in the middle! You know how to write, right? It's kinda like making a Tumblr post, but a bit more physical 💖
hwher too fidne peaper
I've lived in a cave for all my life I've only heard rumors of it. I think you can harvest it from those books that the people who look like Kingsly use and read (never learned what they were called)
uuom....oukkkayy,,,,hmmr
Should I assist you, perchance? My incredible mammal brain could help you with gathering the paper.
uouj,,, yuore so niceys ,,, yeas pleabse haelp mee
Of course! I’m eager to help any potential friends and allies.
…
Um… before I go fetch us some paper… is that fur on your body?
uhme.... nouu , ist leeavse .nottt furr
…
I see.
…
I’m just a touch disappointed, but you deserve company nonetheless. I’ll be back.
(Runs off through a window into the Hero’s Hideaway.)
uum...
oukauye !! see yyuo !.
Hm. I'm a bit concerned about this "making friends" thing you started doing, but if it will get us a piece of paper then I suppose.
(Fun fact: friends will betray you for arbitrary reasons. You use them as a sacrifice ONE TIME and suddenly they hate you. You should never make friends. I'm different though because we are best friends.)
uuum,,,ivve beaen makuieng fraiends beefour i kneuw yuuo ??? yr nott tha maiune charuacteuur
?
Yes I am?
(Walks in and drops paper and pencil on the floor.)
I’m rather concerned about the conversation I just walked in on.
@amalgam-posting , feel free to make whatever friends you want.
see, thauts whatte i thoughtte .
sso, howw tu wriet a "wilt"'?
Aha, I’ve studied the ancient texts of the great mammals before me! Simply just…
… @amalgam-posting , no you’re… that’s not how you hold a pencil.
ooupse ,lemmy jusrt..
[she held it between her knuckles.]
oukay now waht
So you want to just write EVERYTHING you own in the middle! The more you come up with the more points you earn 💖💖💖
uuuum .okuaya
mmye pokou
mmmy um.
[she looked down at her toga, before sketching a little doodle of it.]
my thiius
ummmm...
You uh...
You don't own a lot. Surely you have more.
Maybe we should get you more...
Anyways if you really can't come up with anything more we can move onto the next step💖! We can just add more things after the fact...
okuay , i guues !.!
So to "officially" end the game, you have to write this thing at the top. It doesn't really mean anything it isn't words but you just have to do it. Just try your best to copy it down💖
I, Amalgam, hereby declare that when I die, that all my stuff (listed below) will be inherited by Foolix.
I know it's a lot but it's a requirement. (Once again it's all meaningless don't look too hard)
YOU RAPSCALLION
@amalgam-posting DON’T WRITE THAT DOWN
Congrats on becoming alive!!! I remember when I became alive. Now that you're alive, we should do some bonding 💖. Maybe something like, oh i don't know, how about learning how to write a will ☺️☺️☺️💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳💖💖🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
a... .. wille ?? wahst tat
Oh, it's this really fun little game! To start, alllll you have to do is think of everything you own ☺️
Next, get a piece of paper and a pen and start writing all the stuff you own in the middle! You know how to write, right? It's kinda like making a Tumblr post, but a bit more physical 💖
hwher too fidne peaper
I've lived in a cave for all my life I've only heard rumors of it. I think you can harvest it from those books that the people who look like Kingsly use and read (never learned what they were called)
uuom....oukkkayy,,,,hmmr
Should I assist you, perchance? My incredible mammal brain could help you with gathering the paper.
uouj,,, yuore so niceys ,,, yeas pleabse haelp mee
Of course! I’m eager to help any potential friends and allies.
…
Um… before I go fetch us some paper… is that fur on your body?
uhme.... nouu , ist leeavse .nottt furr
…
I see.
…
I’m just a touch disappointed, but you deserve company nonetheless. I’ll be back.
(Runs off through a window into the Hero’s Hideaway.)
uum...
oukauye !! see yyuo !.
Hm. I'm a bit concerned about this "making friends" thing you started doing, but if it will get us a piece of paper then I suppose.
(Fun fact: friends will betray you for arbitrary reasons. You use them as a sacrifice ONE TIME and suddenly they hate you. You should never make friends. I'm different though because we are best friends.)
uuum,,,ivve beaen makuieng fraiends beefour i kneuw yuuo ??? yr nott tha maiune charuacteuur
?
Yes I am?
(Walks in and drops paper and pencil on the floor.)
I’m rather concerned about the conversation I just walked in on.
@amalgam-posting , feel free to make whatever friends you want.
see, thauts whatte i thoughtte .
sso, howw tu wriet a "wilt"'?
Aha, I’ve studied the ancient texts of the great mammals before me! Simply just…
… @amalgam-posting , no you’re… that’s not how you hold a pencil.
ooupse ,lemmy jusrt..
[she held it between her knuckles.]
oukay now waht
So you want to just write EVERYTHING you own in the middle! The more you come up with the more points you earn 💖💖💖
uuuum .okuaya
mmye pokou
mmmy um.
[she looked down at her toga, before sketching a little doodle of it.]
my thiius
ummmm...
I bring you two an extraordinarily rare piece of alien technology and you use it for writing out all your possessions??
What’s even the point of this?
i dounte knouuw , folixe jusrt waunted me to .
@foolix-blogging !!
What is the point of a “William”?
Congrats on becoming alive!!! I remember when I became alive. Now that you're alive, we should do some bonding 💖. Maybe something like, oh i don't know, how about learning how to write a will ☺️☺️☺️💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳💖💖🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
a... .. wille ?? wahst tat
Oh, it's this really fun little game! To start, alllll you have to do is think of everything you own ☺️
Next, get a piece of paper and a pen and start writing all the stuff you own in the middle! You know how to write, right? It's kinda like making a Tumblr post, but a bit more physical 💖
hwher too fidne peaper
I've lived in a cave for all my life I've only heard rumors of it. I think you can harvest it from those books that the people who look like Kingsly use and read (never learned what they were called)
uuom....oukkkayy,,,,hmmr
Should I assist you, perchance? My incredible mammal brain could help you with gathering the paper.
uouj,,, yuore so niceys ,,, yeas pleabse haelp mee
Of course! I’m eager to help any potential friends and allies.
…
Um… before I go fetch us some paper… is that fur on your body?
uhme.... nouu , ist leeavse .nottt furr
…
I see.
…
I’m just a touch disappointed, but you deserve company nonetheless. I’ll be back.
(Runs off through a window into the Hero’s Hideaway.)
uum...
oukauye !! see yyuo !.
Hm. I'm a bit concerned about this "making friends" thing you started doing, but if it will get us a piece of paper then I suppose.
(Fun fact: friends will betray you for arbitrary reasons. You use them as a sacrifice ONE TIME and suddenly they hate you. You should never make friends. I'm different though because we are best friends.)
uuum,,,ivve beaen makuieng fraiends beefour i kneuw yuuo ??? yr nott tha maiune charuacteuur
?
Yes I am?
(Walks in and drops paper and pencil on the floor.)
I’m rather concerned about the conversation I just walked in on.
@amalgam-posting , feel free to make whatever friends you want.
see, thauts whatte i thoughtte .
sso, howw tu wriet a "wilt"'?
Aha, I’ve studied the ancient texts of the great mammals before me! Simply just…
… @amalgam-posting , no you’re… that’s not how you hold a pencil.
ooupse ,lemmy jusrt..
[she held it between her knuckles.]
oukay now waht
So you want to just write EVERYTHING you own in the middle! The more you come up with the more points you earn 💖💖💖
uuuum .okuaya
mmye pokou
mmmy um.
[she looked down at her toga, before sketching a little doodle of it.]
my thiius
ummmm...
I bring you two an extraordinarily rare piece of alien technology and you use it for writing out all your possessions??
What’s even the point of this?
Congrats on becoming alive!!! I remember when I became alive. Now that you're alive, we should do some bonding 💖. Maybe something like, oh i don't know, how about learning how to write a will ☺️☺️☺️💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳💖💖🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
a... .. wille ?? wahst tat
Oh, it's this really fun little game! To start, alllll you have to do is think of everything you own ☺️
Next, get a piece of paper and a pen and start writing all the stuff you own in the middle! You know how to write, right? It's kinda like making a Tumblr post, but a bit more physical 💖
hwher too fidne peaper
I've lived in a cave for all my life I've only heard rumors of it. I think you can harvest it from those books that the people who look like Kingsly use and read (never learned what they were called)
uuom....oukkkayy,,,,hmmr
Should I assist you, perchance? My incredible mammal brain could help you with gathering the paper.
uouj,,, yuore so niceys ,,, yeas pleabse haelp mee
Of course! I’m eager to help any potential friends and allies.
…
Um… before I go fetch us some paper… is that fur on your body?
uhme.... nouu , ist leeavse .nottt furr
…
I see.
…
I’m just a touch disappointed, but you deserve company nonetheless. I’ll be back.
(Runs off through a window into the Hero’s Hideaway.)
uum...
oukauye !! see yyuo !.
Hm. I'm a bit concerned about this "making friends" thing you started doing, but if it will get us a piece of paper then I suppose.
(Fun fact: friends will betray you for arbitrary reasons. You use them as a sacrifice ONE TIME and suddenly they hate you. You should never make friends. I'm different though because we are best friends.)
uuum,,,ivve beaen makuieng fraiends beefour i kneuw yuuo ??? yr nott tha maiune charuacteuur
?
Yes I am?
(Walks in and drops paper and pencil on the floor.)
I’m rather concerned about the conversation I just walked in on.
@amalgam-posting , feel free to make whatever friends you want.
see, thauts whatte i thoughtte .
sso, howw tu wriet a "wilt"'?
Aha, I’ve studied the ancient texts of the great mammals before me! Simply just…
… @amalgam-posting , no you’re… that’s not how you hold a pencil.
ooupse ,lemmy jusrt..
[she held it between her knuckles.]
oukay now waht
Okay now… uhhhhhh… wait, why did you two want a paper and pencil, again?
