A transmission through the stratosphere

[PKMN IRL blog]

[amsgfromthestars]

I am Saturn Oume, head of the Galactic Research and Development Team... Formerly known as Team Galactic. We search for new sources of energy and ways to harness it for the good of everyone. My pronouns are he/him exclusively.

HEYYYY. i'm also here. i'm janus, commander saturn's second-in-command! they/them pronouns pleaaase =). i used to be a normal grunt, but i was promoted after cyrus and the other commanders disappeared. and uhhhhh. yeah! thats me. a silly guy! with a giant worm!

I'm Mars Hinatsu, P.I.!

...Er, well... I'm a private investigator in training, anyway. I used to be a Commander of Team Galactic, but after Master Cyrus disappeared, I split off to go find him!

I'm... still working on that...

My pronouns are she/they/he, and my Pokémon mean the world to me!

I'm Jupiter. She/her. My job is keeping the loser above me from doing anything stupid. I'm also Gym Trainer, I guess. I was a Commander, too, but Team Galactic got totally boring with Cyrus gone, so I decided to go do my own thing. And Mars was also there.

Feel free to send us any questions you might have... But remember to spend your time wisely. In other words, don't send anything stupid. Nonsense will not be tolerated.

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Any kind of PKMN IRL blog may interact!

More info under the cut! Last updated May 18th 2026

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HI WHAT'S UP IT'S ME KADE. from @kades-rp-lore-hell. uhh, i'm 20 and my pronouns are he/him.

- i like and follow from @cherrytree-irl

- this blog takes place in the same universe as @wanderer-813

- the blog is mostly based on platinum, with some inspo fron masters ex and the anime.

- pokemon platinum happened over a year ago. the most recent game events to have happened in this universe are a pretty divergent version of the events of pokemon black.

- ignore saturn's "no nonsense" rule. i mean don't totally ignore it but his definition of nonsense and mine are pretty different. so like, sending goofy stuff is fine as long as it's like... answerable. you know?

- making sex jokes or what have you is fine everyone on the blog is an adult but trying to initiate sex roleplays or whatever is not fine why would you do that. you can flirt with them but they'll make fun of you

- in-character hate is fine they are ex-terrorists. out-of-character hate is not fine but if you're gonna send that you're not gonna listen to me telling you not to

- here's the squaaaaddddddd.

okay bye

[strongheartranchog]

PSA

If you see a mom stuck somewhere they aren’t supposed to be, call your local ranger :)

If it’s something like a dumpster or another deep pit, set up a pol or board so it can clone out on its own.

DO NOT try to get in and get it out or make contact with it. There are so many things that could go wrong

(This psa is brought to you by all the awful stories my cousin has told to me about the injuries both people and Pokémon have suffered thanks to this exact instance)

-Everyone at SHR

[amsgfromthestars]

I'll keep this in mind in case i find any lost moms.

[midsummernightsmars]

put me in the bog and ill come back boggier than ever

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Pelipper Mail:

1× Plastic Bag Full Of Hot Dogs.

my home acquaintance yelled at me but now I am saved I will paint them green in your honor I know you will see this expect something in the mail back I will find you the perfect gift truly

[amsgfromthestars]

you should inject them with green food coloring i wanna see what happens

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okay. one minute. are you staying tuned?

[amsgfromthestars]

?? why didn't my reblog go through.

i'm tuned in, homethey. my bigass ahoge is like an antenna. picking up all the signals

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is this fucking normal /truly

[amsgfromthestars]

i think it's radioactive now.

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well look what you FUCKING did. take FUCKING responsibility.

[amsgfromthestars]

no :-]

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fine... lets play rock, paper, scissors.

[amsgfromthestars]

i play giant bomb and win instantly

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THAT'S MY FUCKING MOVE. ME AND GIANT BOMB LASERS.

[amsgfromthestars]

too bad lol

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Pelipper Mail:

1× Plastic Bag Full Of Hot Dogs.

my home acquaintance yelled at me but now I am saved I will paint them green in your honor I know you will see this expect something in the mail back I will find you the perfect gift truly

[amsgfromthestars]

you should inject them with green food coloring i wanna see what happens

[normal-rotomblr]

okay. one minute. are you staying tuned?

[amsgfromthestars]

?? why didn't my reblog go through.

i'm tuned in, homethey. my bigass ahoge is like an antenna. picking up all the signals

[normal-rotomblr]

is this fucking normal /truly

[amsgfromthestars]

i think it's radioactive now.

[normal-rotomblr]

well look what you FUCKING did. take FUCKING responsibility.

[amsgfromthestars]

no :-]

[normal-rotomblr]

fine... lets play rock, paper, scissors.

[amsgfromthestars]

i play giant bomb and win instantly

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Pelipper Mail:

1× Plastic Bag Full Of Hot Dogs.

my home acquaintance yelled at me but now I am saved I will paint them green in your honor I know you will see this expect something in the mail back I will find you the perfect gift truly

[amsgfromthestars]

you should inject them with green food coloring i wanna see what happens

[normal-rotomblr]

okay. one minute. are you staying tuned?

[amsgfromthestars]

?? why didn't my reblog go through.

i'm tuned in, homethey. my bigass ahoge is like an antenna. picking up all the signals

[normal-rotomblr]

is this fucking normal /truly

[amsgfromthestars]

i think it's radioactive now.

[normal-rotomblr]

well look what you FUCKING did. take FUCKING responsibility.

[amsgfromthestars]

no :-]

[normal-rotomblr]

Pelipper Mail:

1× Plastic Bag Full Of Hot Dogs.

my home acquaintance yelled at me but now I am saved I will paint them green in your honor I know you will see this expect something in the mail back I will find you the perfect gift truly

[amsgfromthestars]

you should inject them with green food coloring i wanna see what happens

[normal-rotomblr]

okay. one minute. are you staying tuned?

[amsgfromthestars]

?? why didn't my reblog go through.

i'm tuned in, homethey. my bigass ahoge is like an antenna. picking up all the signals

[normal-rotomblr]

is this fucking normal /truly

[amsgfromthestars]

i think it's radioactive now.

[normal-rotomblr]

Pelipper Mail:

1× Plastic Bag Full Of Hot Dogs.

my home acquaintance yelled at me but now I am saved I will paint them green in your honor I know you will see this expect something in the mail back I will find you the perfect gift truly

[amsgfromthestars]

you should inject them with green food coloring i wanna see what happens

[normal-rotomblr]

okay. one minute. are you staying tuned?

[amsgfromthestars]

?? why didn't my reblog go through.

i'm tuned in, homethey. my bigass ahoge is like an antenna. picking up all the signals

[normal-rotomblr]

Pelipper Mail:

1× Plastic Bag Full Of Hot Dogs.

my home acquaintance yelled at me but now I am saved I will paint them green in your honor I know you will see this expect something in the mail back I will find you the perfect gift truly

[amsgfromthestars]

you should inject them with green food coloring i wanna see what happens

[amsgfromthestars]

genders

Man.

something

Demigirl!

uh, woman.

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no

[amsgfromthestars]

??

can we help you?

Are we getting our gender privileges revoked...

not if my buff worm has anything to say about it.

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Glaceon they/them!

yes

yes

im waiting for you hurry up come on im starving please it is unbearable

[amsgfromthestars]

oh. right. that. yeah ok i got distracted by the phone notifications

[amsgfromthestars]

genders

Man.

something

Demigirl!

uh, woman.

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no

[amsgfromthestars]

??

can we help you?

Are we getting our gender privileges revoked...

not if my buff worm has anything to say about it.

[amsgfromthestars]

genders

Man.

something

Demigirl!

uh, woman.

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what the fuck is happening

team g*l*ct*c member in my notes. cant have that. hmph.

[amsgfromthestars]

lol

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ugh. do you need the image.

[amsgfromthestars]

do you need a plastic bag full of hot dogs on your doorstep

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yes actually I am a starving little Glaceonling please feed me. no ketchup or mustard though or I will get you.

[amsgfromthestars]

...

yeah, okay. give me a bit

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what the fuck is happening

team g*l*ct*c member in my notes. cant have that. hmph.

[amsgfromthestars]

lol

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ugh. do you need the image.

[amsgfromthestars]

do you need a plastic bag full of hot dogs on your doorstep

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what the fuck is happening

team g*l*ct*c member in my notes. cant have that. hmph.

[amsgfromthestars]

lol

[amsgfromthestars]

owned.

[amsgfromthestars]

Jan's Rotom is kinda freaky.