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Darke Reviews | I am Lisa (2020)
Darke Reviews | I am Lisa (2020)
The Vampire Princess also dips her toes into the werewolf genre from time to time and have a fair to middling collection of werewolf movies growing upon my shelves. I came across the trailer to this one just the other day while randomly going through YouTube.
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Darke Reviews | Mulan (2020)
Darke Reviews | Mulan (2020)
It’s been awhile, but you can’t keep a good Vampire Princess down. It shouldn’t really surprise anyone that yes I threw down the $29 to watch Mulan today. I had a single member of the Darke Court with me today who has been part of my pod during the needed safety precautions. You may be asking if I will review Tenet or New Mutants anytime soon? I shan’t. Arizona is still no where near safe enough…
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Darke Reviews | Bit (2019)
Darke Reviews | Bit (2019)
If you’ve followed me for any length of time, you know one of my nicknames is The Vampire Princess. Sadly, that does make me the Vampire Princess of Tucson. Unfortunate. I have my Dark Court, whom I adore, with the possibility of some new membership from some new folks in my workplace. I have literally almost a hundred (possibly more) vampire movies in my collection. I really need to update my…
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Darke Reviews | The Hunt (2020)
So this is what all the controversy was about? Originally slated to be released on September 27, 2019 the movie was pulled after the shootings that had occurred in both Texas and Ohio back in August of 2019. This was the right call to make, as I had previously mentioned in my Death Wish 2018review. I will be honest, I can easily quote my opening of that review here and the context would remain…
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Darke Reviews | The Invisible Man (2020)
Darke Reviews | The Invisible Man (2020)
I jokingly referred to this as Gaslighting the Movie when I saw the trailer. I’ve been debating, until watching it, how to do a Claude Rains joke, or if someone asks me “Did you see the Invisible Man?” making a crack “of course not, he’s invisible.” This is not the movie to make those jokes. Now, I have no confirmation of this, but this also feels like a movie that might have been shelved for a…
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Darke Reviews | Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Darke Reviews | Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
It actually took me almost two hours to decide what to write about this one. Most of us are familiar with the abomination that was the original trailer. Just in case you wanted nightmares tonight here you go:
This trailer formed one of the few universal truths on the internet, that being Sonic was a horrifying CG mess. The studio…
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Darke Reviews | Birds of Prey (2020)
Darke Reviews | Birds of Prey (2020)
Ahem, the full title: Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn). 1992 was a good year for the comic industry, a brand new character was introduced that would rehape an entire mythos simply by existing. Batman the Animated Series was on air, was impressive in its style and decades ahead of its time. It became the definitive Batman for many of us with his rules and his…
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Darke Reviews | The Rhythm Section (2020)
Darke Reviews | The Rhythm Section (2020)
An interesting trailer. Noted girl crush Blake Lively. The Sleigh Bells covering Lead Belly “In the Pines” aka “Where did you Sleep last night” with a modern pulsing beat. I admit I was hooked from shot one. I wasn’t quite sure what I was going to get from it.
Sure, it looks to be a pulse pounding action thriller like a Jason…
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Darke Reviews | Gretel & Hansel (2020)
Darke Reviews | Gretel & Hansel (2020)
I had secretly been asking for this of any power that be that would listen. While I am still awaiting a new vampire renaissance, I still have enough material coming out of various and often dubious quality. I watch as the zombie era desiccates as it should after a time. I see the Werewolves still awaiting their due, I am sure it will come at some point. The one I have been missing for some time…
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Darke Reviews | Dolittle (2020)
Darke Reviews | Dolittle (2020)
I think as a child I knew *of* Dr. Dolittle, but I really cannot remember anything with the character itself. I mean I know I knew the Rex Harrison movie from 1967, which apparently was written by the lyrcisist (Leslie Bricusse) for one my favourite musicals ever and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the good one). I don’t think I ever read, and I know they were never read to me, the…
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Darke Reviews | Underwater (2020)
Darke Reviews | Underwater (2020)
Feels like it’s been forever. Granted it has been two full weeks since I wrote a review, I also didn’t give you my friends my best and worst of 2019…might still get around to that. Usually around this time in the review, especially one early in the year, I will remind you that January is one of two things, a dump slot or Oscar bait. 1917 was released limited prior to this week so it could be the…
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Darke Reviews | Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Darke Reviews | Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
9 movies in the Skywalker Saga. 42 Years. Marvel is impressive with its display on Endgame, but there’s something almost mystical to the staying power of Star Wars over the course of generations. No one, and I mean no one, in 1977 could have imagined this. $1.7 Billion in production costs, $4.6 billion (non adjusted) domestic box office and almost $9.5 billion in worldwide grosses over the course…
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Darke Reviews | Knives Out (2019)
Darke Reviews | Knives Out (2019)
I do love public preview screenings. Since I am not associated to any associations I don’t typically get to see movies before the release date. Tonight was an exception. Granted I debated going to see Frozen IIagain and the manager at the theatre thought I was until I showed the ticket. I’ve been curious about the movie since the surrealish tongue in cheek trailer dropped a few months ago. I mean…
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Darke Reviews | Frozen II (2019)
Darke Reviews | Frozen II (2019)
For many people Avengers Endgame was their most anticipated movie of the year, for others it might have been It Chapter 2, and others still Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker next month. All of those were, or are, eagerly anticipated by me true; but this – this right here tops the list without fail. My review of Frozenwas early in my “career” and doesn’t have what’s become my trademark closings,…
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Darke Reviews | Charlie's Angels (2019)
Darke Reviews | Charlie’s Angels (2019)
I have missed you my readers. Have you missed me? There are a few reviews coming that I owe you, but first the viewing tonight. I had hoped to get this one to you last night, but there was a plague upon my house which kept me more or less incapacitated for several days. After some blood letting, no I am not saying whose blood, I am almost fully operational again. The members of my Dark Court went…
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Darke Reviews | Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019)
Darke Reviews | Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019)
Yeah I know this one has been out a bit, sadly travel prevented me from seeing it on release. I was tempted to see it last weekend, but I wasn’t up for writing three reviews. Where’s the Zombieland Double Tap review? I’ll get to it…eventually. The other deciding factor on this one was having my Dark Court with me, who always make movies better. They weren’t able to attend on the weekend so…
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Darke Reviews | Gemini Man (2019)
Darke Reviews | Gemini Man (2019)
I didn’t feel the need to rush out and see this one when it came out two weeks ago. For one thing it didn’t seem all that interesting a premise to me, or more to the point it wasn’t one that grabbed me. I’ve seen The Sixth Day after all. Will Smith while talented yes, has been almost as flat as Bruce Willis of late with an intent or direction to become this stoic thing, Aladdin being an…
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