Amy Fieldmouse

Shelley, 24, Canadian I love musicals. Instragram: amyfieldmouse /tagged/me to see my face tagged/playbills for trading foxyshambles.etsy.com

[dropliing]

i have chubby cheeks and chronic bitch face so i always look like a pissed off child

[grandadmirals-moved]

Harry Hart (Kingsman: The Secret Service)

“I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress, out of wedlock, with my black Jewish boyfriend, who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan and have a lovely afternoon, madam.”

[dirt-road-driveway]

[smallishgay]

have you ever found a line in a book or song that resonates in your bones and you just want to paint it on your walls and tattoo it across every inch of your body

[shucked-and-gone-to-hell-blog]

signs and their dramatic outcome

aries: we make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

taurus: when you love someone, you say their name different. like it’s safe inside your mouth.

gemini: if you treat every situation as a life and death matter, you’ll die a lot of times. 

cancer: the problem with human attraction is not knowing if it will be returned.

leo: i could die for you. but i couldn’t, and wouldn’t, live for you.

virgo: sometimes, the people who are thousand of miles away from you, can make you feel better than people right beside you.

libra: it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.

scorpio: i’ve got black eyes and you’ve got angel wings, i’m too bad for you and you’re too good for me.

sagittarius: don’t waste sunsets with people who will be gone by sunrise.

capricorn: life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

aquarius: it’s amazing how words can do that, just shred your insides apart.

pisces: don’t lose a diamond chasing after glitter.

[dajo42]

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

[bloody-hex]

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Isolation/Love Games from Radio 1 Live Lounge,

This is amazing honestly

[averycutemoose]

Phantom missed out on an excellent April Fools Day opportunity of advertising James Barbour’s mugshots as his promotional photos.

[sawriks]

hey you look cute today!

haha joking april fools

you look cute every day

[jeanprouvaires]

Thanks for the adventure — now go have a new one!

[zackisontumblr]

Shout out to all bugs that stay away from me, you rock keep doing what you’re doing

[dyselxia]

im selling my dads cookies for my schools charity drive so this is the advertisement i made for them for facebook and im convinced this is the single greatest video i have ever made

[snorlaxatives]

how the fuck is march almost over???? wasn’t it just valentines day?? wasn’t it just new years???? wasn’t it just christmas???? wasn’t it just treat yo self day???? didn’t man just go to the moon in 1969????? life is so crazy

[ruadorio]

[dronesleep-deactivated20150604]

the most powerful power-stance I have ever seen

[thetownwitches]

my grandma didn’t know that you can adjust the brightness of computer screens so she’s been browsing the web with her sunglasses on for months

[the-halliwells]

Amazing Movies on Netflix: Rent

[nichls-blog]

[crunchiestkatie]

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

[lancrebitch]

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body