jintsi

any/they/whatever. fuck i'm an adult now

[dumgumgum]

go my krislings

[criiitter]

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT???

[stellazwurld]

chapter 6 prediction

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[bitter-intestines]

[kuken-i-buken]

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

spins your halo so quickly that when you try to lean forward you end up tilting sideways instead

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

it's really cute how if its halo spins fast enough it's actually really hard for it to fall over. which is why everyone is allowed to take turns pushing it to try to make it fall over. it's an important physics demo.

[ampervadasz]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

[princecharmingtobe]

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

[rando-posts]

“I cast Iron Gate!”

[diary-of-a-teenage-blacksmith]

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

[animentality]

[regexkind]

i dreamt last night that you had a vision of some terrible danger that would soon befall me, and you tried helplessly to warn me, but i wouldn't listen because you were cursed to speak only in double dactyls and i thought you were doing a bit

Higgedly-Piggedly

Burdened with prophecy

Begging you harken the

Imminent doom

Prithee attend to my

Eschatological

Message of doomsaying—

No, not the broom!

[targetedknowledge]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

orgy on ssris. call that "Genocide Route" because

[anarcho-catboyism]

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

[cachyos-official]

All my doubters become routers when I admin the network of success

[tatzelwurming]

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

[tatzelwurming]

ok one exception

[homestuck-shitposts]

[karamelise]