I love you more than starlight.

This is a Emma Carstairs appreciation blog.

[amy-herondale-chase]

Amy,that’s what you can call me, I don't care about names. I’m a fangirl, minor, female, straight but supporter of LGBTQIA+ community. I have this side blog @amydoesshittypeotry on which I post poetry. Book fandoms:- Pjo,all Rick Riordan books The shadowhunter chronicles(still reading tmi) Divergent The hunger games The fault in our stars Dan brown A lot of random ones Music fandoms:- One direction Taylor swift Eminem Nf Fallout boys Erb and juice media Hozier A lot of people who I can't write or it will take years Safe space for everyone except homophobia, pedophilia, transphobia, sexism, mansplaining etc.

@shatdoesntevenknow is my parabatai.

@beer-is-shitposting Is my amazing twin.

@no-cheese is my mom.

If you hurt them I will be the the death of you! Message me if you want to talk about anything anytime, send me asks, submit anything, everything is welcome expect hate! Love you all!Bye!

[closet-keys]

them: you don’t watch game of thrones?? really? how come?

me: 

[closet-keys]

@scarcity-of-cats @annajanes

It’s called Unconsenting Media 

[shelikestowakeupandjustfakeit]

Oh my god, this is going on my list along with doesthedogdie.com

[tzikeh]

Holy shit that’s useful

[elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241]

I probably won’t find myself using this but for my followers: if you can’t handle this shit, USE THIS. If you think a movie or tv show may be hard to watch, do your homework.

[priboltao]

1 - the very reason why I don’t watch GoT

2 - This and rotten apples are some of the best sites ever

3 - Does the dog die have a TON of subcategories, such as jumpscares, strobe effects, does a kid die, does an LGBT person dies and many, many others (they actually link to unconsenting media under “someone is sexually assaulted”). Please save it to tour favorites is really freaking usefull

[whimsisadie]

Useful info. But… (and I sort of doubt it) is there a database like this for car and/or motorcycle accidents? I end up having to give up on lots of movies and shows because there’s often too much for me to handle still. Don’t really like playing the guessing game of “how traumatized is this gonna make me”

[this-is-lena-winter]

Does the Dog Die has car crashes, and if someone gets hit by a car

Seriously, they have a ton of things, and if they don’t, you can reach out to them and they’ll add a category

[mediatriggerwarnings]

Hey y’all I know I haven’t posted in literal ages but here’s a bunch of sites who do this way better than I do!

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I have epilepsy (among other things) and use these sites. When friends haven’t seen a show/movie and can’t inform me if it’s safe, I browse these sites. Saved me from having seizures.

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

I find it so ironic that Percy is perceived as a mindless goofball and yet pretty much every fight he has won was because he outsmarted his opponent

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

Bringing this back cause that “mindless goofball” perception is circling back around and I genuinely understand WHY this keeps happening - Percy’s self perception of himself is so so so bad and readers continue to take his self reflection as the Ultimate Characterization and just like

Percy is extremely resourceful. He’s calculating and clever and cunning and if you were to tell Percy that he was any of the aforementioned traits he would say “No I’m not.” 

Because he doesn’t think he is.

Percy outsmarts his opponents a lot. Like 90% of the time. And it’s just a very clear moment where he acknowledges “alright, I recognize that I can’t physically take on this monster/opponent down because of reason x,y, or z. So now what?” 

And then his next step is very clearly to manipulate the person. He talks with them. He goads Ares into a fight, he manipulates Luke to spill his secrets to the Camp, he gets Crusty to lay down in his own bed, gets Gaea to choose him in a rigged game, gets the gods to swear on the River Styx. 

Honestly he’s just really good at getting his opponents monologuing to give him more time to think.

But his internal thoughts throughout this entire process is “Wow I have no plan whatsoever I’m so reckless lol”

[gaypeopletwitter]

[freereinreign]

yes bitch

[amy-herondale-chase]

Yeah percabeth will!

[lances-wormhole]

I’m all for a POC Percy, and I encourage this potential diversity, but I want to remind people that this is a child actor that’ll be hired.... a minor! If they end up choosing a white actor, don’t like... be rude to a kid about it?

I don’t know who is on the casting crew, so I can’t be sure if it’s a diverse assortment of judges... So unless that is made clear, we shouldn’t make too many assumptions when their decision comes to light. Feel free to let me know if you know any news on that.

I do know that I’ve seen toxic people trickling into the fandom, as of late, trying to make big deals out of everything already so.... yeah.

**Edit: some of you can’t comprehend what I’m saying so I’ll be brief. I am not saying that only white children get bullied. I never said that. This post applies to all possible outcomes whether Percy is casted as white, black, Latino, Asian, etc. The message that I’m trying to say is DON’T BULLY CHILDREN... Of ANY color. How is that not clear?**

[amy-herondale-chase]

To people who are saying that if a poc plays Percy or Annabeth, their hair and eye color might change:

there are WIGS,HAIR DYES AND EYE CONTACTS AND EDITING!

[83-for-truth]

shakespeare’s julius caesar but instead caesar says, “et tu, bestie?” when he gets stabbed

[didnt-want-to-be-a-halfblood]

Will: Nico, I have a favor to ask-

Nico: fine. Who do you want murdered

Will: i do think it's sweet u would kill for me but-

Nico: I'd die for you

Will: u know I'd never ask u to do that

Nico: alright fine, what's up?

Will: Gracie lost her last baby tooth last night could you sneak out around midnight, maybe levitate the tooth from under her pillow and sneak a gold drachma in its place? She still believes in that stuff

Nico: what stuff?

Will: you know... the tooth fairy

Nico: okay, first off, you know tooth fairies exist, right? Not just a myth?

Will: what

Nico: yeah. There's like a bunch of different kinds. Dragons, mice, men, little creatures with wings... the exchange of money for a tooth is more of a Norse thing but, yeah. All very real.

Will: okay... is there an ancient Greek version? Do i have to worry about fighting off some dragon if Gracie puts her tooth under the pillow tonight?

Nico: hmm... i don't think so. Where is Gracie from again?

Will: Idaho

Nico: eh. She should be fine.

Will: okay, so... will you do it?

Nico: why me?

Will: teeth are bones. You control bones. You can sneak around with shadow-travel. Also controlling money is, like, something you can do if u really try

Will: and you're gay. So in a way you are a fairy.

Nico:

Will: you are essentially the closest we have to a tooth fairy

Nico: that is...

Nico: probably true, actually. Fine. I'll do it. Just this once. For the kids. But this stays between us, got it?

Will: yes. I won't tell anyone else the great and powerful Nico di Angelo doubles as a tooth fairy

Nico: i mean it

Will: you have my word

Nico: swear on the Styx

Will:

Nico:

Will: no- *runs away*

Nico: WilLIAM!!

[slutformishalare-deactivated202]

SO I wrote the fic! It is also my first one so I hope you like it! - ,,Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about you and the character of their choosing and send it in an ask/submit.’’

,,Are you scared?’’ Clary asked and looked at Jace with a worried expression.

,,I’m never scared.’’ he answered, gave her a kiss on the forehead and made his way through the crowd. He was obviously terrified but his ego was too high to admit it. They say that Herondales love challenges, this was undoubtedly a perfect example.

,,Men..’’ I said and followed him with Clary and Izzy right by my side.

Clary giggled ,,He’s just mad he lost the bet, you could give him an easier task tho.’’. Excuse me? The rules were simple and he lost, there’s nothing to talk about.

,,It was his idea! As you sow, so shall you reap.’’ Izzy said ,,Besides, this is gonna be so much fun!’’. She was right, it is not my fault that Jace is miserable in poker..

,,Where is Simon by the way?’’ I asked.

,,He went to get some food for dinner.’’ Izzy said. I nodded in response and continued walking down to the river. It was a sunny day but still I had goosebumps on my arms. I wasn’t sure why, maybe I was a bit scared of what's going to happen but at the same time I was glad I won. He was so sure with his '’victory’’ that it blinded him and he made some terrible mistakes. I devilishly smiled at the thought of it.

The sun was setting, making a reflection on the water. I was more than pleased by the view. The wind untangled my messy bun and my hair fell down my back. A shiver followed the tickling feeling as my curls brushed my bare skin. I was ripped out my thoughts as Jace shouted ,,Alec is probably going to feel the pain once this beast is going to roughly rip out my heart from my chest!’’. Alec wasn’t with us, he and Magnus stayed with the kids at home, something I regret not doing.

,,IT IS JUST A DUCK JACE!’’ I screamed back at him. He gave me a confused and furious look, quietly answering my comment ,,Yes exactly.’’ he murmured. I laugh under my breath shaking my head at how dramatic this strongly built man was about a little duck.

,,Touch it, just for a few seconds and then we can head back..’’ Clary said.

,,FEW SECONDS?! What the -’’

,,Oh c’mon you are being way too dramatic...’’ I sighed quickly, captured and immobilized the duck and held it in my grip. I had no idea where the confidence in actually capturing a duck came from, but that didn’t matter at the moment.

,,Pet the duck Herondale!’’ I ordered him.

,,BY THE ANGEL! Mara what the actual fuck?’’ Izzy yelled at me. I looked at her and Clary, both of the girls stood there with their mouths wide open. I wasn’t surprised I didn’t know I was such a duck hunter either. I just gave them a smirk and turned back to Jace.

I looked at him and waited for him to touch the damn duck. He took his index finger, turned his head to the side so he didn’t have to look right in the eyes of the ‘’blood thirsty beast’’ I was holding.

,,NO!’’ he said turn on his heel and spirited away laughing like a kid. Leaving us by the river, Clary still confused and shocked by how quickly this escalated and Izzy shaking her head…

Meanwhile I with a duck in my grip, felt something weird and warm on my stomach though my shirt ,,Oh you have to be shitting me!!’’ and yes. The duck was definitly shitting on me…

my bestie made this fic for me (she's amazing) and i just know ya'll will enjoy it just as much as me. @dragongrl04 @amy-herondale-chase @22herondale ♡

[amy-herondale-chase]

This is hilarious!

#NOQUACK

[sixofbabycrows]

wow these two fandoms are made of the exact same gay depressed people aren’t they

[khaleesiofalicante]

MALEC WEEK - THE RED SCROLLS OF MAGIC

After what felt like an eternity, they were both sprawled on Magnus’s bed. Alec’s head was resting on his chest, his hand caressing Magnus’ thigh.

Magnus ignored the tingle on his skin and cleared his throat.

“Well,” he prompted.

“Well, what?” Alec asked.

He sounded like he had no intention to move his head – or his hands for that matter.

“How was it?” Magnus asked this time.

Alec chuckled and the sound went right through his ribs and into his heart.

“Are you asking for a performance report?” Alec questioned. 

“Not so much a report, no,” Magnus replied. “But I do appreciate constructive criticism.”

“You once threatened to portal Jace to hell when he said your shoes didn’t match your coat,” Alec countered.

“It wasn’t a threat. I appreciated his feedback. Jace would most definitely enjoy a trip to hell,” Magnus argued. “Besides, I’m not talking to Jace right now. I’m talking to you.”

Alec only hummed, continuing his ministrations with his fingers. Magnus was aware Alec was tracing something on his thigh. But he couldn’t quite figure out what. It was difficult to concentrate when neither of them were clothed.  

“So,” Magnus prompted again. “Did you like it?”

“Why do you want to know?” Alec asked, his voice curious. “Are you doubting your skills?”

“This isn’t about me,” Magnus simply said. “This was your first time ever. I want to know if you’re okay.”

Alec lifted his head then. There was a smile on his lips. Magnus also wanted to know if it was one of those smiles that were reserved only for him.

“I’m okay,” Alec replied and kissed Magnus on the lips. “I’m better than okay.”

“Was it anything like how you imagined it would be?” Magnus questioned.

He didn’t know why he kept asking Alec all these questions. It wasn’t like he doubted his skills in bed of course.

But with Alec, everything was different.

The way he spoke. The way he fought. Even his magic, it felt different when he was with Alec.

And the sex…Well, he had never met anyone like Alec before.

So, it had been different as well.

Magnus just wanted to know if Alec felt the same.

“I don’t think I could have imagined this,” Alec chuckled. “And trust me, I imagined plenty.”

Magnus laughed and kissed Alec again. There was no one to interrupt them now. Not anymore.

“What did it feel like?” Magnus asked after a while. 

“What do you mean?”

“My magic is connected to my body and how I feel,” Magnus explained. “So sex for warlocks can be a little…wild.”

“Oh,” Alec said. 

“I was wondering if shadowhunters felt something similar,” Magnus pointed out. 

“I’m not sure,” Alec replied. “We don’t have magic. Just runes.”

Magnus hummed. He had expected as much.

“But the runes are helpful though,” Alec said now.

“Yes, I noticed,” Magnus giggled.

“Stop it!” Alec blushed.

“So, I guess it was just like sex for mundanes,” Magnus pointed out.

“I don’t think so,” Alec replied. “It was definitely different.”

It wasn’t like Alec had any experience to compare it to. But he sounded confident.

“Because of the runes?” Magnus inquired.

“Because of you,” Alec smiled.

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[dilfbatman]

me thinking about indian/desi percy (specifically punjabi/sikh percy bc I Like To Project) and simply going WILD about it bc the kid learns gatka as a child bc every kid was practically taught how to fight with swords, he plays nerf archery and always keeps a kirpan/dagger with him STRAPPED, he watches hilarious indian comedies that make him cry laughing and also likes to make fun of them, swears in punjabi bc that’s all you do and overall be a chaotic dumbass bastard bc that’s the blueprint for all punjabi children, likes to eat homemade indian food that sally makes and laughs at his friends when they can’t handle the heat/spice & then also making kheer, pakoras, and tiki’s w his mom bc those are Amazing foods, and just being a proud brown boy WE LOVE TO SEE IT!!! him being sikh and loving the tenants of equality, being of service, and always having compassion/empathy/helpfulness <3 and sally really showing those attributes while he grows up and he expresses them and AHHHHH :’) everyone wants to do a rishta with him i would start DYING CRY LAUGHING DJDJDJJD

[thejudgingtrash]

Love how all people across all platforms are losing their minds over the casting call despite 99% of us not qualifying in the slightest way for any of the characters and having -100% influence over anything

[thejudgingtrash]

@thistransboyneedslove

[pez-grackson]

With the Percy cast, if they got a latino, african american, trans, non binary, etc. And I see a single comment about “heterophoby” or “inverse racism” I would nicely ask you to get the f out of my blog :)

[to-be-sentenced]

Nico had to be gay because whenever he interacts with a girl he just immediately has sibling energy with them.

[shays-shenanigans]

Okay bye fr

[amy-herondale-chase]

Shay, where are you going......?

[singohmuse]

Luke: Helpful grammar tip! "Farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for metaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!