Pizaza Butt.

Makeup artist. Brisbane, Australia. Eat shit.

[amylou-lou]

Well whaddup Tumblr, it’s been years.

I need to vent and this is the last place left I can do it so please disregard.

Prolly a mental health trigger warning or whatever?

I’m in a bad place, rock bottom even, I’m so torn between wanting to die and to just keep going. I’m so sick of struggling day and pretending everything’s okay, I’m sick of feeling so worthless and like life is pointless. I just want it to end. I want to stop remembering all of the shit I repressed from my past, shit that now I’ve remembered has made me realise how much it has affected how I live my whole life and how I act every single day. I’m tired of this existence and I don’t know how much longer I can keep this facade up.

I feel so fundamentally broken, I don’t know how to fix myself.

[dozy-archived]

My design is all done!

[actionables]

web footed geckos are cool

a lot of people saw a photo of this little guy

and didn’t believe he was a real lizard

or even a real creature at all

but guess what?

they were very wrong

[weloveshortvideos]

View this post on Instagram

[boredpanda]

‘Pit Bull Flower Power’ Already Found Homes For 140+ Pits (New Pics)

[kaijufluffs]

I dub them ‘Pretty Pitties’

[slickvickdarula]

[daily-pokefoxes]

not a pokefox but i did this a while ago for @dailyrowlet

[spring2000]

i never know what’s going on and i believe it’s just very sexy of me to be like that

[achievementt-teeth]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom’s bread machine for some reason.

[blubbernuggetss]

bread boy

[unfollovving]

Let him bake

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

[mechagodzilla]

what button

[mechagodzilla]

what fucking button

[sobeitjayt]

College: Um you owe us money

Me:

[synqra]

[nevaehtyler]

they probably spent too much time with their single mother 

[firebirdscratches]

They clearly had a traumatic childhood.

[aratafinwe]

That must not be natural

[destinyrush]

Lions are so impressionable 

[jacksondiesattheend]

It’s probably just a phase, they’re going to lion hell still though.

[easingblackgirlsanxiety]

They must have been drinking that gay water

[igotyoucupid]

Omg, you see! This is what happens when you let male lions play with Barbie dolls

[purplelittlemermaid]

The gay agendaaaaaaa! It’s making its way around.

[octoberblood-deactivated2023080]

[zackancodeine]

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

[noranbit-deactivated20180511]

Chaotic Good Boy

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how long it’ll be before the content of dead people on the internet exceed the content of people alive on the internet.