Panties and Rollerblades

[ajaegerpilot]

men who straight ppl consider attractive but activate my fight or flight response

[cephalophor]

Goes to a straight couple: So… Who’s the selfish jerk and who is the one faking orgasms?

[magiashley]

do you guys want to see a really good bat

[magiashley]

nobody answered but here you go anyway

[cheaphalloweencostume]

his name is Merlin Tuttle

[alyssascottart]

Some of my new skull floral patterns

[lesbiankatebush]

the walmart pa system announces a hex on me and i levitate in the middle of the frozen food aisle

[thriveworks]

Dog Thoughts (see 10 more)

[wizard-butts]

The only emotional spectrum I can relate to

[exmellivorinae]

OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???

“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”

I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

[a-windsor]

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae

[exmellivorinae]

THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE

[a-windsor]

YOU ARE WELCOME

[emeraldboreas-deactivated201809]

My brother got a really great paid internship one summer. The guy who hired him said the deciding factor was the professional thank you letter my brother sent after the interview.

[abirddogmoment]

Tfw you can see the chipmunks robbing the bird feeder but your horrible human won’t let you outside for murder time

[abirddogmoment]

Poor little murder dog

[abirddogmoment]

A CROW HAS ARRIVED AND MARLO IS OUTRAGED

[vetyr]

Eyes on me

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[kasbpraks]

ok tier: villain listening to classical music as they fuck shit up

good tier: villain listening to 80s music as they fuck shit up

god tier: villain listening to “toxic” by britney spears as they fuck shit up

[itskitschglitch]

legendary tier: villain listening to “Africa” by Toto as they fuck shit up

[kasbpraks]

this is the only good addition to this post

[cephalophor]

When you do something dumb while disassociating:

[cephalophor]

Me @ all dumb gay girls out there: I love and support you.

[tikkitaviarchived-deactivated20]

can’t believe I have to say this but HC’ing an anti-black character as black isn’t ‘diverse’ 

see: black thomas jefferson, black jasper whitlock, etc.

HC’ing a racist white character as non-white isn’t ‘diverse’

this is not diversity, it’s disrespect.

I have a whole Something to say about racist spaces being filled with non-white faces (secret hydra agent sam wilson, magneto, the Romani Jewish holocaust survivor also being a secret hydra agent) 

but I don’t have the emotional energy atm. so I’ll just say; please don’t do it in fandom to

[requiem-on-water]

by Mr. Dan

[lanceispissed]

😩💦💞alternatives to sexualizing minors 👌👅👅

-choke -combust into flames -fall down a well -shut your ugly ass up and stop looking at minors as if we’re some little treat playing “hard to get” -realize we’re not here for your “forbidden love” fa.ntasy -pee 👏your 👏pants 👏