i wonder how fast i would die if i tried to talk to my mom the way the kardashians talk to kris

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@an-odd-upgrade
i wonder how fast i would die if i tried to talk to my mom the way the kardashians talk to kris
remember that 2001 disney channel original movie “luck of the irish” where the kid found out he was a leprechaun and took down the huge potato chip company to get his family’s gold charm heirloom to prevent that evil leprechaun from controlling his family which had the iconic opening scene where he was in his class taking a quiz and didnt feel like doing it so he randomly selected a bunch of answers and turned it in and the teacher was like yo i saw you you kno this class has a no guessing policy these answers are…. correct…….. i apologize… anyways so like today i was in class and i guessed on my entire math multiple choice quiz without even reading the questions and when i got it back i had a hundred AND my mom’s irish so like what i wanna say is i think im a leprechaun destined to destroy capitalism
villain: im going to kill everyone if you don’t stop me tbh. hero: if we kill this villain then we are just as bad as him me watching: just kill him omfg…..
Watch: President Obama delivers pointedly feminist speech at United State of Women summit
This man is my hero
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main character: *kills thousands of mook henchmen to get to the Big Bad Guy™*
main character: i'm not going to kill you, Big Bad Guy™. because i'm morally above murder.
the ghosts of the mook henchmen: 🖕
Leslie Knope is never not relevant
Anybody: *explains a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense*
Me:
I don’t come from a film background. I haven’t learned anything about films or film-making. But I have a thirst to know everything about my profession. I want to learn about cinematography, about editing, about music recordings, about post-production. So when people in the know talk, I willingly listen.
Spot on.
@fattyatomicmutant
I’m sure you’ve already seen this but
This is the most horrifically acurate political satire cartoon of the year
the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive to a monolingual person, but you’re just pathetic to people who are native speakers lolol
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I use the snapchat camera to take selfies…the iPhone camera captures the real me…a me I don’t want to see…