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ginny: are you tired of being nice
ginny: don’t you just want to go ape shit
harry: ginny i’ve been going apeshit for the last seven years
harry: can i go back to nice now
The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.
Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."
7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"
Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER
THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE
1. He Went to School with Snape
2. Got taught by Snape
3. Became part of the Staff like Snape
And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like
"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."
The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book
People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong
Snape is 31
Hagrid is 63
Professor Mcgonagall is 56
Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33
Dumbledore is 112
Do what you will with this info fam
You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.
Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21
In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')
lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)
snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.
@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic
This post every so often comes by my dash and...wow
Dare I say, canon?
Charlie Weasley is adorable.
He's a saint.
We don't deserve him.
He's to pure for this world.
Every second he's in our presence is blessed.
💜🖤And Jam City said aroace rights 💚🖤
Aroace icons Liz and Charlie
My favorite HP headcanon is asexual Charlie Weasley. All the men in his family talking about girls and ginny talking about boys with hermione and Charlie is just like "guys... DRAGONS"
“This one’s name is Arrow, this one is Ace, this one is Spade, this one is Comrade, and this one is -”
“Aro, Ace, Spade, and Comrade? Trying to tell us something, Charlie?”
“- and this one is FIREBOMB. All caps, no kidding. Don’t get too close to her - you’ll lose your hair.” Charlie positively glowed with pride looking at the weyr of dragonlings like a proud father.
~
“So who are you interested in, Charlie, mate? We haven’t heard you talking about anyone you’ve dated or are dating.”
“Dragons.”
“I like dragons, too, mate, but I’ve also got a wife.”
“Dragons.”
“I think that might be illegal, yannow.”
Charlie grabbed his friend’s shoulder and looked him straight in the eyes. “Draaaagoooons.”
~
“Charlie, when are you going to settle down and marry, hm?”
“Mum, I don’t have time for that. I have dragons to watch over.”
“I’m sure there’s some witch or wizard out there who will understand your ridiculous choice of job.”
“You can just say wix, mum. And I don’t need someone who will understand. I have dragons.”
~Hufflepuff Mod
MC would never miss an opportunity to die
Okay their parents suck… stop hurting them.
hphm kids part 3
the different kinds of siblings: a trilogy.
forget saving the wizarding world, naming his firstborn after them, heading the auror office, etc., I would love to see the reunion/conversation in which dead Harry tries to explain to his dad and godfather that he named his other son after snape
#he saved me dad #he sold you out to fucking voldemort son #he loved mum dad #so did our cat you wanna name a kid after him harry #he spied for dumbledore dad #he participated in mass murder and only switched sides because he felt guilty for causing your mum’s death son #he was the bravest man i ever knew dad #that is because you didn’t know me you tosser (via prongsmydeer)
Harry: Where’s Sirius? I thought he’d want to see me?
James: he’s crying Harry. look at what you’ve done
BY POPULAR REQUEST, WHAT YOUR FAVORITE HPHM SHIP SAYS ABOUT YOU PART 2. If u got big mad because you didn’t see your favorite ship in Part 1 (or you just love dank memes and getting called out) this post is for you.
(Inspo and Screencap credits again to Eldena Doubleca5t’s videos)
Leaked quidditch scene.
Ft. @neonbluewaves and @tiffanypemberton ‘s MCs.
HPHM Inktober 2019 ( @hphminktober-2019 )
Day 8 - Fear
The fear of clowns is very real and I have it
I’m totally posting these in order, shhhhh
WHAT YOUR FAVORITE HPHM SHIP SAYS ABOUT YOU
(with inspo and screencaps taken from Eldena Doubleca5t’s Harry Potter and Avatar the last Airbender videos)
